http://gizmodo.com/gadgets/oooooh/honey-doll-has-touch-sensors-moans-has-fake-orgasms-288234.php

"The sensors activate an internal MP3 player connected to a speaker located in the head of the doll. The best part: you can put whatever sound you want in the player"



Howsabout "Madness? THIS IS SPARTA!" on an endless loop?

Something I've always wondered:

Where in the hell would you hide one of these solid silicone love dolls in your house if company were to come over?

Ah, what does it matter? The kind of person who would spend 1500 plus smackers on one of these probably doesn't have to worry about people coming over to visit him anyways.

MoronBoy, answers to your questions can be found on this thread.

That doll would make the coolest stereo at the beach. Ever.

I do remember reading a story a few years back about a guy who was trying to sneak one of these type of things in his house covered up. The neighbors thought he looked really suspicious when he was doing so and actually though he was carrying a human corpse in his house. They called the police who burst into his house while he was testing out his new purchase.