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#264677 - 08/03/07 03:58 PM Luke shills for shelly
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banner on luke's site



which links to



can this attention whore be any more transparent???



how is putting her mug in your myspace top friends do anything but promo her?

BTW, correct me if I'm wrong she was a porn performer, not a pornstar

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#264678 - 08/03/07 04:07 PM Re: Luke shills for shelly
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A thing i don't understand. If luke don't like porn why all his adds are advertising porn? Double-Moral values?


Edited by elglorioso (08/03/07 04:11 PM)

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#264679 - 08/03/07 04:09 PM Re: Luke shills for shelly
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Oh I don't know; how about kicking the parents in the ass since it's their responsibility to monitor the children...but no let me guess, We concenting adults should reduce our freedoms all for the offspring of these brain dead abortion foes!

As a penalty I think Luke should be banned from this site, let him copy paste his stories elsewhere.

IP BAN LUKE!!!
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#264680 - 08/03/07 04:18 PM Re: Luke shills for shelly
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a quick google search for the origin of that statistic comes up:

Quote:

The largest group of viewers of Internet porn is children between ages 12 and 17 (Family Safe Media, December 15, 2005, http://www.familysafemedia.com/pornography_statistics.html).






which states on their webpage

Quote:

Sources:
Statistics are compiled from the credible sources mentioned. In reality, statistics are hard to ascertain and may be estimated by local and regional worldwide sources.




the family safe site also has a nifty affiliate program so you can help them make some loot and you can get a kickback on spreading their guestimate

Quote:

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#264681 - 08/03/07 04:25 PM Re: Luke shills for shelly
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Does she get money for doing this? or do we all hate her for simply being an attention whore? If it's the latter, aren't we kinda giving her what she wants with threads like this?

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#264682 - 08/03/07 04:34 PM Re: Luke shills for shelly
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Quote:

Does she get money for doing this? or do we all hate her for simply being an attention whore? If it's the latter, aren't we kinda giving her what she wants with threads like this?




it's symbiotic, really. she gets to attention whore and we get someone to hate.
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#264683 - 08/03/07 04:39 PM Re: Luke shills for shelly
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Quote:

Does she get money for doing this? or do we all hate her for simply being an attention whore? If it's the latter, aren't we kinda giving her what she wants with threads like this?




she is another religious scammer like Jerry Falwell, 700 club and co.

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#264684 - 08/03/07 04:46 PM Re: Luke shills for shelly
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Yeah I was wondering where they came up with that statistic... sounds like bullshit to me.
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#264685 - 08/03/07 04:52 PM Re: Luke shills for shelly
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Quote:

Does she get money for doing this? or do we all hate her for simply being an attention whore?




I don't hate her, but i see right thru her. and whether she makes money or she's doing it just to be have somebody to talk to her, i don't know.

I saw a statistic that, to me, was pretty wild. so I wanted to find it's source. ANYONE can throw out some random numbers and post them next top a stoic face, but let's see a mother fucker back those numbers up.

Quote:


If it's the latter, aren't we kinda giving her what she wants with threads like this?




I kinda agree; but calling someone out on their ulterior motives is slightly different than just saying 'fuck that dumb bitch' or whatever variant.


I don't think it's playing into anyones attention-whore-ed-ness to pull the nails out of the soap box they are standing on.

It's more detrimental to say "your sad face little statistics are, in reality, at best a guess"

+++++++++++++++++

..and I'm not knocking Luke. Luke gotta eat. I'm sure given the right price he'd put up a 'my daughter fucked blackzilla' banner right next to shelly's right next to 'buy air supply's greatest hits volume 2'.

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#264686 - 08/03/07 04:52 PM Re: Luke shills for shelly
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Quote:

Does she get money for doing this?




I've been trying to track down her financials for a while, but I've been a little busy lately.

As far as I can tell, she has no Church, Ministry or Non-Profit Organization registered with the California Attorney General's Office, as required by law. So either she's operating out of some God Forsaken place like Utah, she's operating illegaly, or she's operating under the aegis of some other entity, lixe XXXChurch or Focus on the Family.

I think a more important question, at least to us pervs is:

HOW MUCH IS SHE PAYING YOU, LUKE? AND WHO'S CUTTING THE CHECK?

Come clean, Luke. I know it's hard living in a hovel, and the temptation is great, but Shelley and her ilk are evil and you know it. They're the Porno-Moonies, for chrissakes.

It's still a few hours before Shabbos out there in California, and I KNOW you will read this. Come clean, Luke. Or you can forget about me helping you with your murder case.

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#264687 - 08/03/07 05:05 PM Re: Luke shills for shelly
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Quote:

Luke gotta eat. I'm sure given the right price he'd put up a 'my daughter fucked blackzilla' banner right next to shelly's right next to 'buy air supply's greatest hits volume 2'.





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#264688 - 08/03/07 05:29 PM Re: Luke shills for shelly
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What is there to come clean about? Shelley bought advertising space on my website. So what?

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#264689 - 08/03/07 05:42 PM Re: Luke shills for shelly
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Hey big guy how much does a banner ad cost there and how often can the image/content of said ad be changed and who reviews the content?

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#264690 - 08/03/07 05:50 PM Re: Luke shills for shelly
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Quote:

What is there to come clean about? Shelley bought advertising space on my website. So what?




Did she pay you in Top Ramen? I'll send you some Cambell's soup if you take that bitch whore's banner down and a $10 Arch Card if you never mention that cunt again on your site.
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#264691 - 08/03/07 06:02 PM Re: Luke shills for shelly
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he got paid 30 pieces of silver.

JUST KIDDING, Luke.
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#264692 - 08/03/07 06:03 PM Re: Luke shills for shelly
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What Would Jesus Do?

I think you need a closer walk with the Lord, my friend.

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#264693 - 08/03/07 06:07 PM Re: Luke shills for shelly
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Quote:

What is there to come clean about? Shelley bought advertising space on my website. So what?




To bad your other porn sponsors don't take notice that you're promoting people who wish to destroy their way of commerce.

Edit- In fact people I recommend contacting his sponsors on his site and inform them!

BAN LUKE'S IP!!!!
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#264694 - 08/03/07 06:11 PM Re: Luke shills for shelly
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Luke, surely there's got to be another person's banner who can make more money for you then this person. I just can't see her raking in that much.
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#264695 - 08/03/07 06:27 PM Re: Luke shills for shelly
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Luke think porn is bad but he receive money for porn advertising



hypocrite...like Caiaphas

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#264696 - 08/03/07 06:37 PM Re: Luke shills for shelly
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Quote:

banner on luke's site

which links to

can this attention whore be any more transparent???

how is putting her mug in your myspace top friends do anything but promo her?

BTW, correct me if I'm wrong she was a porn performer, not a pornstar




You REALLY must be a piece of shit if the Mon* hates you.

Luke has going ElG what you call a conflict of interest. Porn MAKES you money, the church TAKES your money. Luke would rather do the former, but succumb (that's not to be confused with SCUM) to promoting garbage like Shelley Lub'in (her asshole for the next scene).

Luke, if I understand right from my time on XPT...you're a Jew. What the fuck do you care what Jesus WOULD do? I'm guessing you believe he'd whore himself to whatever cause sought his desperate will (like you did), just to evade the poor house? That woman is a piece of shit, and by your promoting her at ANY cost is a slap in the face of the industry. Have you any pride man, or did you hand your balls over to her?
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#264697 - 08/03/07 06:55 PM Re: Luke shills for shelly
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I love you guys!!! Nothing any of you could ever say about me will ever make me love you less. I know you're not use to experiencing love in the cold hearted porn industry but love does ACTUALLY exist! Hey, there's a thought. MAYBE Shelley actually cares about people in the porn industry.

Love you guys!

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#264698 - 08/03/07 07:00 PM Re: Luke shills for shelly
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Hey Shelly, I hear Christ was a bukkake fan...Receiving that is!
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#264699 - 08/03/07 07:04 PM Re: Luke shills for shelly
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Quote:

What is there to come clean about? Shelley bought advertising space on my website. So what?




What is there to come clean about? That's funny.

Okay. I'll say it again:

HOW MUCH IS SHE PAYING YOU? AND WHO CUT THE CHECK?

She has no organization registered with the AG's office. So how and by whom were you paid?

Alex may be kidding about the thirty pieces of silver, but I'm not.


EDIT: Nice Shelley Alt.


Edited by Jim B. (08/03/07 07:07 PM)

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#264700 - 08/03/07 07:07 PM Re: Luke shills for shelly
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I love you guys!!! Nothing any of you could ever say about me will ever make me love you less. I know you're not use to experiencing love in the cold hearted porn industry but love does ACTUALLY exist! Hey, there's a thought. MAYBE Shelley actually cares about people in the porn industry.

Love you guys!



Fess up, who's alt-id is this?
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#264701 - 08/03/07 07:08 PM Re: Luke shills for shelly
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Shelly that whole christian love nonsense is so fake and lame...

you suck
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#264702 - 08/03/07 07:11 PM Re: Luke shills for shelly
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Just keep your eyes on me and see if I'm "fake and lame". I'm not going anywhere and I will help whoever wants my help. Time will tell if I'm for real or not.

Lord, bless them all. Heal their hearts and teach them about love.

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#264703 - 08/03/07 07:15 PM Re: Luke shills for shelly
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I love you guys!!! Nothing any of you could ever say about me will ever make me love you less. I know you're not use to experiencing love in the cold hearted porn industry but love does ACTUALLY exist! Hey, there's a thought. MAYBE Shelley actually cares about people in the porn industry.




Dear ex-whore, would you take anal from the body of Christ?

FYI, I don't fall for that bullshit about you caring for people in the industry. You're just another Christian fuckup who made her own semi-retarded life decisions, and needs something to blame it on. Porn is your outlet.

I, for one, believe this is the real ex-whore. Call me naive, but the words used are nearly identical from all the saving she's done in the industry.

Hey Shelley, how's our girl Sierra doin'? Ya know, she was a mod here once. Can we instill enough hate in your soul for the industry which you so obviously loathe that someday you can aspire to be as good a cumslut as her?

Porn. Always a whore, rarely a pornstar. By my count, you didn't do shit during your time in it, or enough to really have a say in how bad/sinful it is.
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#264704 - 08/03/07 07:16 PM Re: Luke shills for shelly
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Quote:

Just keep your eyes on me and see if I'm "fake and lame". I'm not going anywhere and I will help whoever wants my help. Time will tell if I'm for real or not.

Lord, bless them all. Heal their hearts and teach them about love.




Ahem. Shelley, like most snake-oil salesmen, doesn't operate by bludgeoning her audience over the head. She's far more subtle than that. FAIL.

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#264705 - 08/03/07 07:18 PM Re: Luke shills for shelly
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Quote:

I love you guys!!! Nothing any of you could ever say about me will ever make me love you less. I know you're not use to experiencing love in the cold hearted porn industry but love does ACTUALLY exist! Hey, there's a thought. MAYBE Shelley actually cares about people in the porn industry.

Love you guys!





i fell love yes, for family and friends, not for a scammer and opportunist like you!

put all your love deep in your fucking ugly ass, you still be a whore, in another aspect....and whores LIE!!!


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#264706 - 08/03/07 07:18 PM Re: Luke shills for shelly
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Quote:

Quote:

Just keep your eyes on me and see if I'm "fake and lame". I'm not going anywhere and I will help whoever wants my help. Time will tell if I'm for real or not.

Lord, bless them all. Heal their hearts and teach them about love.




Ahem. Shelley, like most snake-oil salesmen, doesn't operate by bludgeoning her audience over the head. She's far more subtle than that. FAIL.




Hmmm where is that nice porn picture of Shelly?
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#264707 - 08/03/07 07:19 PM Re: Luke shills for shelly
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I hope it's her though I have my doubts.

Luke answer my three questions before you switch off for the sabbath.

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#264708 - 08/03/07 07:21 PM Re: Luke shills for shelly
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Quote:

Quote:

banner on luke's site

which links to

can this attention whore be any more transparent???

how is putting her mug in your myspace top friends do anything but promo her?

BTW, correct me if I'm wrong she was a porn performer, not a pornstar




You REALLY must be a piece of shit if the Mon* hates you.

Luke has going ElG what you call a conflict of interest. Porn MAKES you money, the church TAKES your money. Luke would rather do the former, but succumb (that's not to be confused with SCUM) to promoting garbage like Shelley Lub'in (her asshole for the next scene).

Luke, if I understand right from my time on XPT...you're a Jew. What the fuck do you care what Jesus WOULD do? I'm guessing you believe he'd whore himself to whatever cause sought his desperate will (like you did), just to evade the poor house? That woman is a piece of shit, and by your promoting her at ANY cost is a slap in the face of the industry. Have you any pride man, or did you hand your balls over to her?




if you check luke site now most of his banners are no advertisers at all, they are banners for referral programs

he request that reff programs, if he have real moral values why not work with no-porn programs like google adds?

just ask


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#264709 - 08/03/07 07:22 PM Re: Luke shills for shelly
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Hay Shelly! I love you too. How's Sierra doing?

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#264710 - 08/03/07 07:26 PM Re: Luke shills for shelly
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i wanna hear what shelly think about this luke's comment
Quote:

Vin, What Would Jesus Do?



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#264711 - 08/03/07 07:27 PM Re: Luke shills for shelly
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Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

Just keep your eyes on me and see if I'm "fake and lame". I'm not going anywhere and I will help whoever wants my help. Time will tell if I'm for real or not.

Lord, bless them all. Heal their hearts and teach them about love.




Ahem. Shelley, like most snake-oil salesmen, doesn't operate by bludgeoning her audience over the head. She's far more subtle than that. FAIL.




Hmmm where is that nice porn picture of Shelly?






Once A whore, always a whore...

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#264712 - 08/03/07 07:30 PM Re: Luke shills for shelly
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Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

Just keep your eyes on me and see if I'm "fake and lame". I'm not going anywhere and I will help whoever wants my help. Time will tell if I'm for real or not.

Lord, bless them all. Heal their hearts and teach them about love.




Ahem. Shelley, like most snake-oil salesmen, doesn't operate by bludgeoning her audience over the head. She's far more subtle than that. FAIL.




Hmmm where is that nice porn picture of Shelly?






Once A whore, always a whore...




Now thats the kind of love I want from you Shelly, give it to me baby!
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#264713 - 08/03/07 07:34 PM Re: Luke shills for shelly
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Quote:


Now thats the kind of love I want from you Shelly, give it to me baby!




I wouldn't even want THAT from some Jesus freak, her all-powerful lawdy god would probably reinstate her "disease" (which was miraculously cured by him, remember?) just to pass it on & teach us all a lesson.

Actually, I'd prefer she lick the droplets of sweat off my nutsack, after an hour in the gym, with my boxer shorts adorning her skull.

The photo is precious, however.
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#264714 - 08/03/07 07:42 PM Re: Luke shills for shelly
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Okay, I think we've wasted enough time and attention on an Alt. Especially one as poorly done as this.

Alex is right: Luke Gotta Eat. And he can take money from whomever he wants. But at the same time, I can call him a hypocrite for doing so. I can question his integrity and his ethics; I can question his status as a self-styled Moral Leader. I can insinuate he's a crook, since he can't or won't account for the source of that money.

But most importantly, I can choose not to read his blog any more, since it's obviously become part of the Dobson Propaganda Machine. And I can encourage others to do the same. After all, That's what the Jesus Freaks would do, isn't it? And at the end of the day, it's us, the readers, and the hits we bring to his site that determines his income.

Don't ban Luke from this site... Boycott Luke's site until he takes that ad Down. And answers the questions put to him.

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#264715 - 08/03/07 07:53 PM Re: Luke shills for shelly
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oh man Jim B...is this going to become another "Willie got Boxed!!!" deal with you?

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#264716 - 08/03/07 07:55 PM Re: Luke shills for shelly
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Thats a good idea lets put Shelly in the cage, I would love to see that face behind bars, if not put me in the cage because I don't wanna be near it.
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#264717 - 08/03/07 07:59 PM Re: Luke shills for shelly
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Quote:


oh man Jim B...is this going to become another "Willie got Boxed!!!" deal with you?





I don't know, Elab. I'm looking more towards one of those "Kos isn't extremist" deals you've got going on.


"The darkest places in Hell are reserved for those who maintain their neutrality in times of moral crisis." -- Dante

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#264718 - 08/03/07 08:00 PM Re: Luke shills for shelly
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Shelly has that haphazard crooked eye look like shannon dougherty that makes them always have to tilt their head in pics in a vain attempt at symmetry.


Jesus was a Pimp.
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#264719 - 08/03/07 08:05 PM Re: Luke shills for shelly
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Quote:

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oh man Jim B...is this going to become another "Willie got Boxed!!!" deal with you?



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I don't know, Elab. I'm looking more towards one of those "Kos isn't extremist" deals you've got going on.







yeah...you are the Google Master! oh noes! teh intarnets police!!1!

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#264720 - 08/03/07 08:10 PM Re: Luke shills for shelly
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Yep, that's me. Say listen, when I post your name and life story and all, which barstool do you want me to list as your address: The one in the corner by the window you start out on, or the one at the end of the bar near the bathroom you end up on? I strive for accuracy, you know.

Anyway, this is about Luke taking dirty money from Evil Jesus freaks, which is a lot more important than a couple of dumb fucks like us having a retarded internet arguement. Agreed?

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#264721 - 08/03/07 08:12 PM Re: Luke shills for shelly
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yeah no problem raoul.

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#264722 - 08/03/07 08:19 PM Re: Luke shills for shelly
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Quote:

i wanna hear what shelly think about this luke's comment
Quote:

Vin, What Would Jesus Do?







Since Luke posed the question...

I think Jesus would take off his shoe and beat Luke senseless with it. Then he'd fuck Luke in the ass using a Chocolate Moo'd as lube.

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#264723 - 08/03/07 08:21 PM Re: Luke shills for shelly
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Welcome Shelley. We've been waiting for you.
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#264724 - 08/03/07 08:30 PM Re: Luke shills for shelly
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i wanna hear what shelly think about this luke's comment
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Vin, What Would Jesus Do?







Since Luke posed the question...

I think Jesus would take off his shoe and beat Luke senseless with it. Then he'd fuck Luke in the ass using a Chocolate Moo'd as lube.






Revelation 3:16
"So because you are lukewarm, and neither hot nor cold, I will spit you out of my mouth"

Fits Luke to a tee, sitting on a fence, playing both sides like a whore.

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#264725 - 08/03/07 11:49 PM Re: Luke shills for shelly
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Registered: 05/16/07
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Loc: Sun Diego
Why's everyone getting into a tizzy over this?

For $400 a month what type of response do you think Shelly will get? Do you really think the average porn star looking for salvation will see that banner on Luke's site and all of a sudden have a change of heart and find Jesus's love after reading it on Luke's site?

Does XXXChurch have more than three "success" stories from over the past year? I can point to many more fuck ups ("Project Trinity James" being my personal favorite given my personal involvement) than victories.

If anything I see this as an unnecessary expense and give it six months before she stops advertising realizing that the costs to benefits just don't justify themselves (instead of hawking for Jesus she should be getting ex-stars to go college). Really, the more average people see whackos like Shelly, XXX Church (Craig Gross and his merry band of tards), Michael Leahy and the rest of the New Christian Armies of America, they'll realize just how far out they really are especially with their Pentecostal and Evangelical beliefs. Exposure is the best step to defeating them. They will *all* pull a Ted Faggard at one point or another and alienate their own followers.

BTW Shelly, are you still calling and writing Mary Carey on a near daily basis trying to get her to become a Christian with all your end of the world mumbo jumbo gumbo? Or did you give up on that whore like you've done with the rest when you realize they won't give you what you desire?
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#264726 - 08/04/07 12:12 AM Re: Luke shills for shelly
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(instead of hawking for Jesus she should be getting ex-stars to go college)




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