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#243125 - 05/08/07 09:18 PM
Paris Hilton GANG-BANGED in Jail -
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Ed Hardy Wearing Loser
Registered: 12/30/06
Posts: 33
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This just in: Paris Hilton made the ultimate mistake
of bending to pick up the soap bar from the
bathroom floor during group shower this morning. Both
black and hispanic gangs joined in a repititive
gang bang, and it was the first time black and hispanics
seemed to be working with each other rather than
against each other. Hilton said she didnt tell them to
do the gangbang. One thing was certain the experience
made her prison-tough and later in the afternoon she
was caught with a plastic knife she had stolen during
lunch, trying to dig a tunnel thru the cell floor where
she was kept. The black and hispanic gang members were
amazed at her ingenius since they were in the jail
for over 8 years and had not any smart ideas of
stealing a knife during meal-time.
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#243126 - 05/08/07 09:38 PM
Re: Paris Hilton GANG-BANGED in Jail -
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
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- wrong forum
- she's not in jail yet
- if she were in jail "bending to pick up the soap bar" doesn't matter much when all the inmates are women
- plastic knife?
- blacks and hispanics not smart enough? well, ok I get that one.
- jondra
I hate you. Random abuse of power is invigorating. Bye.
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#243128 - 05/09/07 03:51 PM
Re: It's good to be the King
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/06
Posts: 4470
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Quote:
Once again proving that it is, in fact, good to be the King.
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#243131 - 05/13/07 12:46 AM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 05/06/05
Posts: 1946
Loc: Outer Space
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We're shooting a Paris-in-jail parody on Wednesday-- Christine Alexis (http://www.ladirectmodels.com/girl.php?girl=Christine%20Alexis) plays Paris, who gets jumped by her Mexican cellmate, Adriana Sage. We've never shot Christine before, so I hope she can play a spoiled vapid brat.
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#243133 - 05/16/07 02:10 PM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 05/06/05
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#243134 - 05/22/07 10:26 PM
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Registered: 05/06/05
Posts: 1946
Loc: Outer Space
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We just posted some of the pics from the Paris parody shoot on our front page-- they'll probably be up for a week or so: http://www.suze.net/
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#243138 - 05/23/07 01:58 PM
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 12/28/05
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#243139 - 05/24/07 06:34 PM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 05/06/05
Posts: 1946
Loc: Outer Space
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Video preview: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xkzXLo2ngtwYeah I know she was sentenced to 45 days, not 90... Details, shme-tails. 
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#243141 - 05/24/07 06:49 PM
Re: Paris Hilton GANG-BANGED in Jail -
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/12/05
Posts: 7322
Loc: The Children's Limbo
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What the hell? This hasn't happened yet and already there is a porn parody of it? And what the hell is up with that chicks tits? Actually her whole mug is distorted.
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