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#235046 - 04/08/07 05:40 PM Work safe porn
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Registered: 11/17/06
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see below


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#235047 - 04/08/07 05:43 PM Re: Lets make work safe porn
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#235048 - 04/08/07 05:44 PM Re: Lets make work safe porn
beenurv Offline
Ed Hardy Wearing Loser

Registered: 11/17/06
Posts: 37


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#235049 - 04/08/07 05:47 PM Re: Lets make work safe porn
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Ed Hardy Wearing Loser

Registered: 11/17/06
Posts: 37


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#235050 - 04/08/07 07:16 PM Re: Work safe porn
John Floofin Offline
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Registered: 02/04/05
Posts: 3499
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5 Star thread!

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#235051 - 04/08/07 07:51 PM Re: Lets make work safe porn
Sergio T. Offline
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Registered: 07/20/03
Posts: 5256
Loc: CSW Wrestling - Gracie Academy
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#235052 - 04/09/07 04:03 AM Re: Lets make work safe porn
The Ghost Is Toast Offline
Whoremaster

Registered: 10/21/05
Posts: 2710
Genius

Now you just need to make them work with a mouse rollover, and I think you could be on to something!

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#235053 - 04/09/07 04:12 AM Re: Lets make work safe porn
gia jordan Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
Beenurv, did you make these yourself? APPROVED!
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#235054 - 04/09/07 04:20 AM Re: Lets make work safe porn
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Registered: 02/11/07
Posts: 3075
Loc: cleanup
I don't get the "Work Safe" part, but This is fucking funny. Well done, man.

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#235055 - 04/09/07 07:09 AM Re: Lets make work safe porn
The Ghost Is Toast Offline
Whoremaster

Registered: 10/21/05
Posts: 2710
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I don't get the "Work Safe" part, but This is fucking funny. Well done, man.

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'Work Safe' means stuff it is Safe to look at on your computer at Work (i.e., your job). Hence by covering up all of the cocks and penetration, these hitherto pornographic images become 'Work Safe'.

By the way, if you ever see an image tagged 'NSFW', that means 'Not Safe For Work', and you would be ill-advised to open it at your place of employment...unless you work for someone like JM Productions, that is.

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#235056 - 04/09/07 11:01 AM Re: Lets make work safe porn
Conky Offline
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Registered: 11/04/06
Posts: 4203
Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...
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I hope Digital Playground don't get upset about leaked photos from Pirates 2. That CGI just gets better and better.
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#235057 - 04/09/07 03:32 PM Re: Lets make work safe porn
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Posts: 4470
What a fucking riot.
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#235058 - 04/10/07 08:48 AM Re: Lets make work safe porn
Jeff Steward Offline
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Registered: 04/14/03
Posts: 7408
Loc: JM Productions
These rule, please post more.
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#235059 - 04/10/07 09:22 AM Re: Lets make work safe porn
Soopergrizz Offline
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Registered: 02/23/05
Posts: 3724
Loc: Paddling my canoe in the wild
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How did you get her to go cross-eyed?
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#235060 - 04/10/07 12:50 PM Re: Lets make work safe porn
Conky Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 11/04/06
Posts: 4203
Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...
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How did you get her to go cross-eyed?




Single digit multiplication?
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#235061 - 04/10/07 12:59 PM Re: Lets make work safe porn
beenurv Offline
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Registered: 11/17/06
Posts: 37
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These rule, please post more.




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#235062 - 04/10/07 01:04 PM Re: Lets make work safe porn
beenurv Offline
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#235063 - 04/10/07 03:02 PM Re: Lets make work safe porn
PainfulAzzFuckin Offline
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Registered: 05/01/06
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I just spurted coffee outta my nostrils....too funny.
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#235064 - 04/10/07 04:22 PM Re: Work safe porn
CainFortea Offline
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Registered: 04/10/07
Posts: 2
If you guys want to see a bunch more that the poster isn't copying over to here, go to
http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2419323&perpage=40&pagenumber=1
and see the thread. There's alot more, especially done up as super heroes.

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#235065 - 04/10/07 04:55 PM Re: Work safe porn
Sergio T. Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 07/20/03
Posts: 5256
Loc: CSW Wrestling - Gracie Academy
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If you guys want to see a bunch more that the poster isn't copying over to here, go to
http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2419323&perpage=40&pagenumber=1
and see the thread. There's alot more, especially done up as super heroes.



The truth comes out. Like this one of XPT'S own Minion.


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#235066 - 04/10/07 06:29 PM Re: Work safe porn
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Registered: 04/10/07
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Quote:

If you guys want to see a bunch more that the poster isn't copying over to here, go to
http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2419323&perpage=40&pagenumber=1
and see the thread. There's alot more, especially done up as super heroes.



The truth comes out. Like this one of XPT'S own Minion.





Is this the board where that picture came from? I love it.

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#235067 - 04/10/07 06:35 PM Re: Work safe porn
Dick Dastardly Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/06
Posts: 4470
This bitch needs to go on Weight Watchers.

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#235068 - 04/10/07 06:45 PM Re: Work safe porn
papercut Offline
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Registered: 10/04/06
Posts: 522
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This bitch needs to go on Weight Watchers.




About as clever and original as it gets for jack. Almost sig worthy bro.
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#235069 - 04/10/07 06:54 PM Re: Work safe porn
Dick Dastardly Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/06
Posts: 4470
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Quote:

This bitch needs to go on Weight Watchers.




About as clever and original as it gets for jack. Almost sig worthy bro.




Lemme guess. Bored senseless & your cock is raw from chronic periods of masturbation?

I forgot, you're the king of originality, pimpleclit. Enlighten me.
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#235070 - 04/10/07 09:30 PM Re: Work safe porn
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Registered: 03/28/04
Posts: 4450
Loc: The Planet Houston
i so wanna contribute to this thread but you cats got the shit on lock. i don't wanna taint it unless i got gold.
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#235071 - 04/10/07 09:34 PM Re: Work safe porn
zenman Offline

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Registered: 08/26/03
Posts: 8160
Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana
Who's this whore?




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#235072 - 04/10/07 09:42 PM Re: Work safe porn
J.B. Offline
Demon Spawn

Registered: 02/11/07
Posts: 3075
Loc: cleanup
She looks German.
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#235073 - 04/11/07 03:16 AM Re: Work safe porn
Conky Offline
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Registered: 11/04/06
Posts: 4203
Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...


I always wondered what the standard rider was on a Rob Spallone shoot.
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#235074 - 04/11/07 01:11 PM Re: Lets make work safe porn
weeeee Offline
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Registered: 01/09/06
Posts: 1248
This isnt really work save, but it reminded me of something I made a long time ago.


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#235075 - 04/11/07 01:13 PM Re: Lets make work safe porn
Sergio T. Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 07/20/03
Posts: 5256
Loc: CSW Wrestling - Gracie Academy
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This isnt really work save, but it reminded me of something I made a long time ago.





Thats not bad at all. Anymore of your work?
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#235076 - 04/11/07 01:19 PM Re: Lets make work safe porn
weeeee Offline
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Registered: 01/09/06
Posts: 1248
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Thats not bad at all. Anymore of your work?






I drew this a couple years ago when I was working at my first job at Victorias Secret. It was a couple I saw walking in around xmas.

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#235077 - 04/11/07 01:27 PM Re: Work safe porn
weeeee Offline
Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer

Registered: 01/09/06
Posts: 1248


This is a collage I made at work one time out of the free escort mags we handed out (it was a smut shop). I really like this one, it's hanging up in my kitchen.

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#235078 - 04/11/07 11:28 PM Re: Work safe porn
steveb Offline
Bukkake Boy

Registered: 12/28/05
Posts: 662
I think this thread has gine a little off topic.

Nice to see this flowering of creativity though, and the first few pics are hilarious.
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#235079 - 04/12/07 07:27 PM Re: Lets make work safe porn
Dick Dastardly Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/06
Posts: 4470
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This isnt really work save, but it reminded me of something I made a long time ago.






And it's probably just as deadly, depending on what kind of spider that is.
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#235080 - 04/12/07 07:31 PM Re: Lets make work safe porn
J.B. Offline
Demon Spawn

Registered: 02/11/07
Posts: 3075
Loc: cleanup
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Quote:

Thats not bad at all. Anymore of your work?






I drew this a couple years ago when I was working at my first job at Victorias Secret. It was a couple I saw walking in around xmas.




She looks so sad. Probably because she's attached to that loser.
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#235081 - 04/12/07 07:39 PM Re: Lets make work safe porn
Sergio T. Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 07/20/03
Posts: 5256
Loc: CSW Wrestling - Gracie Academy
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I drew this a couple years ago when I was working at my first job at Victorias Secret. It was a couple I saw walking in around xmas.



Looks like AC Cream luring his next victim.
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#235082 - 04/13/07 06:26 PM Re: Lets make work safe porn
Dick Dastardly Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/06
Posts: 4470
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Looks like AC Cream luring his next victim.




Brilliant! Where's his blue sneakers, or was this pre-sky blue Nike's?
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