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#201267 - 11/13/06 07:49 AM
attack of the killer smegma
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 05/18/06
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i found this picture on mypornoreview.com. supposedly, la direct actually sent this pic out! her name is rikki white i think, but i've decided to call her Smeghan. looks to me like brandon already used her in one of his ASGOI movies: looks like she's had A Good Source Of Infection.  hey derek:  * *with some broad- spectrum antibiotics, that is 
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#201268 - 11/13/06 07:51 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
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Wow. You'd think after the Hillary Scott incident people would start paying attention to personal hygiene.
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#201269 - 11/13/06 08:03 AM
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Registered: 06/16/06
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#201270 - 11/13/06 08:06 AM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 05/18/06
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#201273 - 11/13/06 10:28 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
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Wow. You'd think after the Hillary Scott incident people would start paying attention to personal hygiene.
Whats the Hillary Scott incident?
There was a particularly foamy pic of Hillary floating around the board a few months back.
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#201275 - 11/13/06 12:00 PM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 05/18/06
Posts: 3555
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btw, anybody got a link to the aforementioned foam? thank you.
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#201277 - 11/13/06 12:29 PM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 05/18/06
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for fuck's sake! that's classic. i hope "dr" mitchell was able to get her into AIM the same day this photo was taken. thank you, bornyo. i think i just found my christmas card.
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#201278 - 11/13/06 12:42 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/04/06
Posts: 4203
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Another word for female smegma: Gleet. Repeat after me, "gleet". Best used in the porn-friendly sentence, "Pleased to gleet you". It's not this shit, is it? 
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#201280 - 11/13/06 01:35 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/04/06
Posts: 4203
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Perfect! since this pic is gonna be my christmas card, i can write on it: "Season's Gleetings". 
btw, since female smeg="gleet", is there another term for dickcheese? i have an idea:
"Kurt Lockwood" + "gleet"= "Kleet" 
Taken from the XPT Dictionary:
Kleet: noun, a white, cheese-like substance with a repugnant, self-important odor, often found lurking around sellers of strap-on sex toys.
Verb: "to Kleet" - to send pointless, rambling messages via MySpace while a woman kicks your back door in with a strap-on.
GG, I'm ashamed to admit that I've used Season's Gleetings to certain friends over the years. Only a handful understood. The others thought it was a typo. But then they would, because I was too embarrassed to tell them they had BV.
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#201281 - 11/13/06 01:40 PM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 05/18/06
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Perfect! since this pic is gonna be my christmas card, i can write on it: "Season's Gleetings".
btw, since female smeg="gleet", is there another term for dickcheese? i have an idea:
"Kurt Lockwood" + "gleet"= "Kleet"
Taken from the XPT Dictionary:
Kleet: noun, a white, cheese-like substance with a repugnant, self-important odor, often found lurking around sellers of strap-on sex toys.
Verb: "to Kleet" - to send pointless, rambling messages via MySpace while a woman kicks your back door in with a strap-on.
GG, I'm ashamed to admit that I've used Season's Gleetings to certain friends over the years. Only a handful understood. The others thought it was a typo. But then they would, because I was too embarrassed to tell them they had BV.
kleet: the smell of kurt's "$ucce$$"
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#201283 - 11/13/06 02:57 PM
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aka Gen Padova
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If the unnamed girl is constantly always having white 'stuff' coming out of her hole then it's not smegma, it's discharge. There's a medical term for the condition called Leukorrhea which is an over production of white discharge, often occurs most before one starts her period. Some doctors believe because this can be caused by an over surge of estrogen, it's a sign of a healthy cunt. Thankfully it's not common. LOL I can imagine it being hard to believe that ones hole is healthy because of leukorrhea because it's just a disgusting sight but this shouldn't have an aroma. If it does, then the girl has issues. Too bad for Hillary though, she's hot and a sweet chick like hell. Oh well. 
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#201285 - 11/13/06 03:15 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 07/22/05
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If the unnamed girl is constantly always having white 'stuff' coming out of her hole then it's not smegma, it's discharge. There's a medical term for the condition called Leukorrhea which is an over production of white discharge, often occurs most before one starts her period. Some doctors believe because this can be caused by an over surge of estrogen, it's a sign of a healthy cunt. Thankfully it's not common. LOL
I can imagine it being hard to believe that ones hole is healthy because of leukorrhea because it's just a disgusting sight but this shouldn't have an aroma. If it does, then the girl has issues.
Too bad for Hillary though, she's hot and a sweet chick like hell. Oh well.
Discharge is even fucking worse than smegma. Discharge has a nasty fucking lingering smell that needs to be washed with industry disinfectant or hydrochloric acid to remove the smell from one's body.
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#201286 - 11/13/06 03:20 PM
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aka Gen Padova
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If the unnamed girl is constantly always having white 'stuff' coming out of her hole then it's not smegma, it's discharge. There's a medical term for the condition called Leukorrhea which is an over production of white discharge, often occurs most before one starts her period. Some doctors believe because this can be caused by an over surge of estrogen, it's a sign of a healthy cunt. Thankfully it's not common. LOL
I can imagine it being hard to believe that ones hole is healthy because of leukorrhea because it's just a disgusting sight but this shouldn't have an aroma. If it does, then the girl has issues.
Too bad for Hillary though, she's hot and a sweet chick like hell. Oh well.
Discharge is even fucking worse than smegma. Discharge has a nasty fucking lingering smell that needs to be washed with industry disinfectant or hydrochloric acid to remove the smell from one's body.
Are you having Stinky Discharge issues, mypornoreview?  That time of the month could be coming! 
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#201287 - 11/13/06 03:26 PM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 01/09/06
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If the unnamed girl is constantly always having white 'stuff' coming out of her hole then it's not smegma, it's discharge. There's a medical term for the condition called Leukorrhea which is an over production of white discharge, often occurs most before one starts her period. Some doctors believe because this can be caused by an over surge of estrogen, it's a sign of a healthy cunt. Thankfully it's not common. LOL
I can imagine it being hard to believe that ones hole is healthy because of leukorrhea because it's just a disgusting sight but this shouldn't have an aroma. If it does, then the girl has issues.
Too bad for Hillary though, she's hot and a sweet chick like hell. Oh well.
Discharge is even fucking worse than smegma. Discharge has a nasty fucking lingering smell that needs to be washed with industry disinfectant or hydrochloric acid to remove the smell from one's body.
I dont get it. Jizz doesnt exactly smell like a Spring meadow either but that doesn't keep any degenerate on here from jacking off to the sight of it being blown onto a lady.
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#201288 - 11/13/06 04:05 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 07/22/05
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If the unnamed girl is constantly always having white 'stuff' coming out of her hole then it's not smegma, it's discharge. There's a medical term for the condition called Leukorrhea which is an over production of white discharge, often occurs most before one starts her period. Some doctors believe because this can be caused by an over surge of estrogen, it's a sign of a healthy cunt. Thankfully it's not common. LOL
I can imagine it being hard to believe that ones hole is healthy because of leukorrhea because it's just a disgusting sight but this shouldn't have an aroma. If it does, then the girl has issues.
Too bad for Hillary though, she's hot and a sweet chick like hell. Oh well.
Discharge is even fucking worse than smegma. Discharge has a nasty fucking lingering smell that needs to be washed with industry disinfectant or hydrochloric acid to remove the smell from one's body.
I dont get it. Jizz doesnt exactly smell like a Spring meadow either but that doesn't keep any degenerate on here from jacking off to the sight of it being blown onto a lady.
Jizz smells sanitary. Most smell like hydrochloric acid. Remember semen is composed mostly of glucose which gives the sperm fuel to swim to the egg.
Discharge and smegma smells like rotten fish left out for days as the maggotts start multiplying on it.
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#201293 - 11/13/06 05:32 PM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 12/09/05
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 smegma aside, i like the size of this girls ass and her ho-ish appeal. porn, like sex, is all psychological- class might count for a lot in a girl in real life, but in porn it's irrelevant.
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#201294 - 11/13/06 06:29 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 07/22/05
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smegma aside, i like the size of this girls ass and her ho-ish appeal.
porn, like sex, is all psychological- class might count for a lot in a girl in real life, but in porn it's irrelevant.
Seeing what comes out of her pussy, I can only imagine what comes out of her ass when she gets pounded. Gross!
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#201296 - 11/14/06 08:28 AM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 11/04/05
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Loc: La Ciudad de Los Angeles
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I dont get it. Jizz doesnt exactly smell like a Spring meadow either but that doesn't keep any degenerate on here from jacking off to the sight of it being blown onto a lady.
Hey Ceara, if you ever have any spare smegma, I'll happily pay top dollar for it in some strawberry jam.
Mmmmmm...smegma.
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#201298 - 11/14/06 09:37 AM
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#201299 - 11/14/06 09:42 AM
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Porn Fucking Master
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cheese
when my husband was an intern, he had to delivery the baby of some crackwhore with a rampant case of warts. the warts were popping off onto the floor the whole time.
Aw man, that's so gross! Did they make little popping noises as they went? That would be kinda funny....but still..
yes! well, i remember him saying you could hear each one hit the floor. he also said the girl's snatch smelled so bad two people were spraying lysol all over the room. someone with a bad outbreak of genital warts isn't even supposed to give birth vaginally, but this girl walked in, no prenatal care at all, almost fully dilated, so it was too late for a c-section. he literally
Wow, that is SO fucked up. I can't imagine some of the shit that doctors, and nurses have to see on a daily basis. Then again, they couldn't imagine the kind of porn that I have to see on a daily basis, lol
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#201300 - 11/14/06 10:38 AM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 07/22/05
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i was supposed to work with her and i politely declined.....seriously.....how do you not know thats down there? how does the photographer not see it? how does the webmaster not see it when he uploads it? i just dont get it
Yo Christian, next time you have an opp of working with thise smegmawhore do it and take a specimen so you can share it with us.
Eau de vaginitis
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#201302 - 11/14/06 11:27 AM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 05/18/06
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p.s. love the new graemlin:  it's called "veronica jett". an instant classic.
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#201304 - 11/14/06 03:54 PM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 01/09/06
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I dont get it. Jizz doesnt exactly smell like a Spring meadow either but that doesn't keep any degenerate on here from jacking off to the sight of it being blown onto a lady.
Hey Ceara, if you ever have any spare smegma, I'll happily pay top dollar for it in some strawberry jam.
Mmmmmm...smegma.
Hahaha!! That's cute. Although, if you really were my pathetic toe jam eating sissy bitch, you'd know smegma is the reason a girl like me can even sell her panties to lowly losers online. Only on a message board like this would guys be turned off at the site of a girl getting wet..
God bless stinky white girl goo!!! Without it I could never turn a $3 panty into $95. If anyone wants to see a picture of my smegma let me know. 
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#201305 - 11/14/06 04:16 PM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 11/04/05
Posts: 55
Loc: La Ciudad de Los Angeles
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God bless stinky white girl goo!!! Without it I could never turn a $3 panty into $95. If anyone wants to see a picture of my smegma let me know.
Pictures! 
Wow, I hope you save those for me. If the prices need to go up a little, you can just reach into my pocket and take what you need. 
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#201307 - 11/15/06 11:59 PM
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Demon Spawn
Registered: 07/07/04
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God bless stinky white girl goo!!!
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#201308 - 11/16/06 07:42 AM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
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Aw shieet you beat me to it. That set of pictures always confused me because although Jeff didnt say a word about his photography skillz making me so visibly randy, in the picture taken directly before it I look clean and in that on my vagina seems to be vomiting. Oh well, at least it draws attention away from my tits looking so small at the time.
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#201309 - 11/16/06 07:51 AM
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#201314 - 11/16/06 01:44 PM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 05/18/06
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oh lordy. i just noticed the pic on the wall in jeff's office. i think it says, "my cunt don't stink",or something like that. reminds me of "genesis hearts crack cocaine" on the dry-erase board. 
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#201315 - 11/16/06 03:53 PM
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Porn Jesus
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oh lordy. i just noticed the pic on the wall in jeff's office. i think it says, "my cunt don't stink",or something like that. reminds me of "genesis hearts crack cocaine" on the dry-erase board.
And it took you another 9 months to surrender your soul and register? 
No mind...as good a reason as any to reference the Babydoll thread.
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