I'll come clean...I was planning on setting up a fake Yahoo account and then a fake ID over at ADT pretending to be a Polish porn fan (we have a lot of Poles over in the UK, so a .co.uk email or IP wouldn't have raised any red flags that couldn't be easily explained away).

My plan was to slowly clog ADT up with poorly written, grammatically-nonsensical posts with titles like 'For make anal fuck is Kelly Wells #1 USA girl!'. All good natured stuff, but practically indecipherable all the same.

Lo and behold, some guy has signed up as 'korwa.polna3' and is doing my planned schtick for me! My thunder has been well and truly stolen!

I guess you snooze, you lose.

linkage?

I saw those posts- I figured it was one of you wise-guys. He isn't banned yet but he has mucked everything up.

I got chewed out by Steph yesterday for calling sportswami an asshole- I think the tolerance level is pretty low right now.

Who is "Midtown"? Funniest poster I've read there in a while. This was one of my favorite posts/threads. Then, just locked.

That's the guy that keeps on talking about his diseased dick and how to "fix" it. He's been here before fucking around.

http://forum.adultdvdtalk.com/forum/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=88878&FORUM_ID=6&CAT_ID=3&m=&reply=0#post0

pearly penile papules by cyberrr1

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From a guys POV how does it feel any different? WTF??? And yes it does make you a chaser, a cub, a versatile bottom, or a size king. Whatever you call yourself these days.

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i think he means he likes he feeling of another mans cock rubbing up against his with the excause of having a woman present.

but truly, steve holmes doesnt give a flying fuck what anyone thinks.

Midtown strikes again.