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#165898 - 05/09/06 08:40 AM Happy 21st Bday to Courtney Simpson!
Mike Meatmaster Offline
Pervert

Registered: 05/31/03
Posts: 2211
Loc: TX
Happy bday!
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#165899 - 05/09/06 08:47 AM Re: Happy 21st Bday to Courtney Simpson!
Eddie Normous Offline
Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer

Registered: 12/09/05
Posts: 1291
whilst i'm happy to see the birthday threads for forum regulars, surely we don't have to start a precedent of congratulating every sex worker who appears on video for not dying in the previous twelve months?

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#165900 - 05/09/06 10:37 AM Re: Happy 21st Bday to Courtney Simpson!
Da Burglar Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
Quote:

whilst i'm happy to see the birthday threads for forum regulars, surely we don't have to start a precedent of congratulating every sex worker who appears on video for not dying in the previous twelve months?




I'll drink to that Who really gives a fuck?

FYI -- Courtney is the first and only chick so far to "flake" on doing my retardedly amusing and insightful "10 questions with Da Burglar"...sent her a couple reminders, no dice. Sorry Mike Meatmaster, I was even gonna throw in some Bonus Creampie questions....
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#165901 - 05/09/06 10:45 AM Re: Happy 21st Bday to Courtney Simpson!
ChickenMaster Offline
Demon Spawn

Registered: 07/07/04
Posts: 3178
Quote:

whilst i'm happy to see the birthday threads for forum regulars, surely we don't have to start a precedent of congratulating every sex worker who appears on video for not dying in the previous twelve months?




The way this board is moving I wouldnt doubt they will start a thread wishing a happy birthday to their favorite street walker.

Burglar says, "Happy birthday Candy! Thanks for stealing my wallet and giving me crabs. Its the best gift this roller perv could have gotten!"

(Every whore that burglar thinks is his girlfriend/friend) (burglar)

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#165902 - 05/09/06 11:05 AM Re: Happy 21st Bday to Courtney Simpson!
Da Burglar Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
Quote:

Quote:

whilst i'm happy to see the birthday threads for forum regulars, surely we don't have to start a precedent of congratulating every sex worker who appears on video for not dying in the previous twelve months?




The way this board is moving I wouldnt doubt they will start a thread wishing a happy birthday to their favorite street walker.

Burglar says, "Happy birthday Candy! Thanks for stealing my wallet and giving me crabs. Its the best gift this roller perv could have gotten!"

(Every whore that burglar thinks is his girlfriend/friend) (burglar)




Nice to have you back stalking my ass you fucking squid. Your depth of annoyance and hatred is actually fascinating as well as pathetic....tell you what fuckchops, do this:

Make a list of all the things you'd like to see me write or post about, and I'll consider it. I have it from reliable sources you are one of the primary reasons people come here to waste time, so I feel compelled to ask this. Of course, I'll ultimately disregard what you write, but I will consider it before I disregard it...
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#165903 - 05/09/06 11:21 AM Hijack: Happy 21st Bday to Courtney Simpson!
Willie D Offline

Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9181
This thread is lame and deserves to be hijkacked...

Quote:

I park my car in handicapped spaces while handicapped people make handicapped faces...I'm an asshole-li-oh li-ohliohliohlioh



Dennis Leary never got any funnier than this...

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#165904 - 05/09/06 11:23 AM Re: Hijack: Happy 21st Bday to Courtney Simpson!
Da Burglar Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
Quote:

This thread is lame and deserves to be hijkacked...

Quote:

I park my car in handicapped spaces while handicapped people make handicapped faces...I'm an asshole-li-oh li-ohliohliohlioh



Dennis Leary never got any funnier than this...




Amen
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#165905 - 05/09/06 11:31 AM Re: Happy 21st Bday to Courtney Simpson!
willysgirls Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 04/21/06
Posts: 78
Loc: LA
will u guys give some break to the porn girls? Without them, how will you able to enjoy the pretty pu**y of the young pretty girl? Just go watch your wife’s ugly and old p***y!!!

Freshman in 2004 to 2005, now she is 21?. I am supposed to be really good at math. What happened here? Any idea?

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#165906 - 05/09/06 11:55 AM Re: Happy 21st Bday to Courtney Simpson!
Willie D Offline

Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9181
What is the relationship between a whore's scenes and how old she is or when her birthday is? This is just some useless "happy birthday" thread which she won't read, written by a fanboy who she doesn't care about At least if we fire one up for Christian or Tony, we're fairly sure he'll come in and say "thanks."

You and the rest of the Courtney fanboys need to get over this whole ASU-cheerleader thing. There are more compelling pre-porn stories out there.

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#165907 - 05/09/06 12:16 PM Re: Happy 21st Bday to Courtney Simpson!
ChickenMaster Offline
Demon Spawn

Registered: 07/07/04
Posts: 3178
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Nice to have you back stalking my ass you fucking squid. Your depth of annoyance and hatred is actually fascinating as well as pathetic....tell you what fuckchops, do this:

Make a list of all the things you'd like to see me write or post about, and I'll consider it. I have it from reliable sources you are one of the primary reasons people come here to waste time, so I feel compelled to ask this. Of course, I'll ultimately disregard what you write, but I will consider it before I disregard it...




No you already write what I want you to, seriously, reading a delusional roller perv who went to Cali to pursue meaningful fanboy relationships with porn whores and then ran away with his tail between his wheels posts makes my day. The part where you chalk it up to life experience is the icing on the cake.

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#165908 - 05/09/06 01:00 PM Re: Happy 21st Bday to Courtney Simpson!
John Floofin Offline
Porn Icon

Registered: 02/04/05
Posts: 3499
Loc: The Dirty: 480
Happy birthday, slut.

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#165909 - 05/09/06 01:14 PM Re: Happy 21st Bday to Courtney Simpson!
Da Burglar Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
Quote:

Quote:



Nice to have you back stalking my ass you fucking squid. Your depth of annoyance and hatred is actually fascinating as well as pathetic....tell you what fuckchops, do this:

Make a list of all the things you'd like to see me write or post about, and I'll consider it. I have it from reliable sources you are one of the primary reasons people come here to waste time, so I feel compelled to ask this. Of course, I'll ultimately disregard what you write, but I will consider it before I disregard it...




No you already write what I want you to, seriously, reading a delusional roller perv who went to Cali to pursue meaningful fanboy relationships with porn whores and then ran away with his tail between his wheels posts makes my day. The part where you chalk it up to life experience is the icing on the cake.




Cake? That's your payoff?? What the fuck are you talking about? Who is fucking weirder, you who sits and bangs his head in hatred on a keyboard outraged that someone who pretty much lays bare everything might actually being doing just that, or me who decides to spend time talking with hot chicks who fuck on film? I am Not a fanboy, but I will cop to being something of a perv, which, afterall is why we are ALL here right Boobie? Your voice just screams "pimply"....
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#165910 - 05/09/06 01:20 PM Re: Happy 21st Bday to Courtney Simpson!
RenfieldGyps Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 12/28/05
Posts: 4726
Loc: The City That Never Sleeps, Tr...
Quote:

Quote:



Nice to have you back stalking my ass you fucking squid. Your depth of annoyance and hatred is actually fascinating as well as pathetic....tell you what fuckchops, do this:

Make a list of all the things you'd like to see me write or post about, and I'll consider it. I have it from reliable sources you are one of the primary reasons people come here to waste time, so I feel compelled to ask this. Of course, I'll ultimately disregard what you write, but I will consider it before I disregard it...




No you already write what I want you to, seriously, reading a delusional roller perv who went to Cali to pursue meaningful fanboy relationships with porn whores and then ran away with his tail between his wheels posts makes my day. The part where you chalk it up to life experience is the icing on the cake.



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#165911 - 05/09/06 01:22 PM Re: Happy 21st Bday to Courtney Simpson!
ChickenMaster Offline
Demon Spawn

Registered: 07/07/04
Posts: 3178
Quote:

Cake? That's your payoff?? What the fuck are you talking about? Who is fucking weirder, you who sits and bangs his head in hatred on a keyboard outraged that someone who pretty much lays bare everything might actually being doing just that, or me who decides to spend time talking with hot chicks who fuck on film? I am Not a fanboy, but I will cop to being something of a perv, which, afterall is why we are ALL here right Boobie? Your voice just screams "pimply"....




Parapraxis anyone?

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#165912 - 05/09/06 06:11 PM Re: Happy 21st Bday to Courtney Simpson!
El Kabong Offline
Internet Tough Guy

Registered: 05/29/04
Posts: 764
Loc: Tralfamadore
Happy B-day Courtney. Now your old enough to serve a mission.
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#165913 - 05/09/06 06:31 PM Re: Happy 21st Bday to Courtney Simpson!
willysgirls Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 04/21/06
Posts: 78
Loc: LA
Quote:

What is the relationship between a whore's scenes and how old she is or when her birthday is? This is just some useless "happy birthday" thread which she won't read, written by a fanboy who she doesn't care about At least if we fire one up for Christian or Tony, we're fairly sure he'll come in and say "thanks."

You and the rest of the Courtney fanboys need to get over this whole ASU-cheerleader thing. There are more compelling pre-porn stories out there.




Will you share a bit of that compelling pre-porn stories? I would be interested in those stories. I admit i am a non porn expert.

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#165914 - 05/09/06 10:40 PM Re: Happy 21st Bday to Courtney Simpson!
Soopergrizz Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 02/23/05
Posts: 3724
Loc: Paddling my canoe in the wild
Quote:

What is the relationship between a whore's scenes and how old she is or when her birthday is? This is just some useless "happy birthday" thread which she won't read, written by a fanboy who she doesn't care about At least if we fire one up for Christian or Tony, we're fairly sure he'll come in and say "thanks."

You and the rest of the Courtney fanboys need to get over this whole ASU-cheerleader thing. There are more compelling pre-porn stories out there.





There is no importance, except to afford the fawning simpletons an opportunity to suck up to the whores.

Hey Courtney, I got you a watch for your birthday! wanna hang out and eat pizza?
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#165915 - 05/10/06 05:01 PM Re: Happy 21st Bday to Courtney Simpson!
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
And after at least a half-dozen scenes in the past 2 or so years in which she is taped swallowing cum, NOW FINALLY she can taped chasin' it down with a beer LEGALLY!!


:insert_missing_flag_waving_smiley:
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#165916 - 05/10/06 05:07 PM Re: Happy 21st Bday to Courtney Simpson!
Paul Reubens Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 12/11/05
Posts: 237
Loc: Outside the abortion clinic wi...
She's so old I don't know if I can still enjoy her work.

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#165917 - 05/11/06 01:15 AM Re: Happy 21st Bday to Courtney Simpson!
courtneysimpson1 Offline
Stormy's Lawyer

Registered: 03/27/06
Posts: 21
Thanks to all of you who wished me a happy birthday! I appreciate it! I actually did have a very very happy and fun birthday! You all are the best! LA Direct had an awesome birthday party for me, Lisa Ann, and Scott Nails on the 6th at The Day After Club in Hollywood. It fucking rocked! It totally made up for the fact that I was working in Miami on my real b-day! Luckily I got back in time that night to have a wonderful romantic dinner with my BF!!!!

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#165918 - 05/11/06 07:58 AM Re: Happy 21st Bday to Courtney Simpson!
willysgirls Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 04/21/06
Posts: 78
Loc: LA
Quote:

What is the relationship between a whore's scenes and how old she is or when her birthday is? This is just some useless "happy birthday" thread which she won't read, written by a fanboy who she doesn't care about At least if we fire one up for Christian or Tony, we're fairly sure he'll come in and say "thanks."

You and the rest of the Courtney fanboys need to get over this whole ASU-cheerleader thing. There are more compelling pre-porn stories out there.




Hey Willie D, Look above!! I knew you were wrong. I wouldn't mind being called Courtney fanboy. Courtney, come back more often, ok?

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#165919 - 05/11/06 10:08 AM Re: Happy 21st Bday to Courtney Simpson!
Willie D Offline

Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9181
Well. to quote another whore...
Quote:

STOP ASKING THE SAME GOD DAMN QUESTION OVER AND OVER AGAIN!!! YOU MAKE ME WANNA BITE YOUR FUCKING BALLS OFF!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! NO ONE FUCKING CARES WHAT HAPPENS TO US WHORES!!! GET OVER IT!!!
Meltdown---/>


Although I suspect your testes waved bye-bye to you long ago.

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#165920 - 05/11/06 12:31 PM Re: Happy 21st Bday to Courtney Simpson!
willysgirls Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 04/21/06
Posts: 78
Loc: LA
Hello all Wille haters, I know you are out there. Come on in and join me doing So, he will get his head straight and would never come back here. Bye willie.

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#165921 - 05/11/06 02:29 PM Re: Happy 21st Bday to Courtney Simpson!
Willie D Offline

Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9181
You wouldn't last an hour if I gave a crap about whatever is dribbling out of your disfigured piehole.

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#165922 - 05/11/06 03:50 PM Re: Happy 21st Bday to Courtney Simpson!
It Was Fun Offline
aka Gen Padova
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/20/03
Posts: 4517
Hey Willie! How's it going? Did your head hit the keyboard last night? You disappeared during our internet gang bang last night!!!

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#165923 - 05/11/06 04:18 PM Re: Happy 21st Bday to Courtney Simpson!
Willie D Offline

Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9181

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#165924 - 05/12/06 09:01 PM Re: Happy 21st Bday to Courtney Simpson!
willysgirls Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 04/21/06
Posts: 78
Loc: LA
Hey Willie, nothing personal! I wouldn't mind interacting with you on another thread if you don't hate me. Although I prefer to interact with pretty porn girls, you seem to be an interesting guy with whom I can share some fun here. Honestly, even if I am not a young man anymore, I am very new to internet chatting, not to mention adult forum. Hope we cam share some fun on the other threads.

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#165925 - 05/12/06 09:32 PM Re: Happy 21st Bday to Courtney Simpson!
It Was Fun Offline
aka Gen Padova
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/20/03
Posts: 4517
Quote:

Hey Willie, nothing personal! I wouldn't mind interacting with you on another thread if you don't hate me. Although I prefer to interact with pretty porn girls, you seem to be an interesting guy with whom I can share some fun here. Honestly, even if I am not a young man anymore, I am very new to internet chatting, not to mention adult forum. Hope we cam share some fun on the other threads.




uhhh... willysgirls WillieD


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#165926 - 05/12/06 09:47 PM Re: Happy 21st Bday to Courtney Simpson!
willysgirls Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 04/21/06
Posts: 78
Loc: LA
Hey hag, can you do for me? Ohm... I am already in heaven.

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#165927 - 05/12/06 10:32 PM Re: Happy 21st Bday to Courtney Simpson!
It Was Fun Offline
aka Gen Padova
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/20/03
Posts: 4517
Quote:

Hey hag, can you do for me? Ohm... I am already in heaven.




Eh? do what? Me haggish ears aren't working so well these days.

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#165928 - 05/13/06 11:10 AM Re: Happy 21st Bday to Courtney Simpson!
willysgirls Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 04/21/06
Posts: 78
Loc: LA
Quote:

Quote:

Hey hag, can you do for me? Ohm... I am already in heaven.




Eh? do what? Me haggish ears aren't working so well these days.



Yep! I totally agree with you. But, your haggish eyes aren't working either? Oh, you poor hag! I know a nice nursing home, do you need it?

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#165929 - 05/13/06 01:17 PM Re: Happy 21st Bday to Courtney Simpson!
It Was Fun Offline
aka Gen Padova
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/20/03
Posts: 4517
Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

Hey hag, can you do for me? Ohm... I am already in heaven.




Eh? do what? Me haggish ears aren't working so well these days.



Yep! I totally agree with you. But, your haggish eyes aren't working either? Oh, you poor hag! I know a nice nursing home, do you need it?



Willysgirls... you're such a sweet heart, but there's no need for a nursing home just make me swallow your gun and put me out. I'd hate to see your eyes melt in disgust.


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#165930 - 05/13/06 06:36 PM Re: Happy 21st Bday to Courtney Simpson!
jamesn Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
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#165931 - 05/13/06 06:52 PM Re: Happy 21st Bday to Courtney Simpson!
jamesn Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
LOOK AT ME! I'M JOE FRAZIER! AIN'T I FLY?
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"She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone"

Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits

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#165932 - 05/13/06 06:57 PM Re: Happy 21st Bday to Courtney Simpson!
jamesn Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
I'M JOE FRAZIER AND I'LL HIT YOU IN THE HEAD! TILL YOU DIE!
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"She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone"

Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits

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#165933 - 05/13/06 07:23 PM Re: Happy 21st Bday to Courtney Simpson!
jamesn Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
joe frazier, he kill courtney's crabs with his fists!
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Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits

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