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#156634 - 03/31/06 07:57 AM
Re: What is LA like?
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 12/22/03
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well, thats close... i would say it was better said by Maynard James Keenan from Tool.
Some say the end is near.
Some say we'll see armageddon soon.
I certainly hope we will.
I sure could use a vacation from this
Bullshit three ring circus sideshow of
Freaks Here in this hopeless fucking hole we call LA
The only way to fix it is to flush it all away.
Any fucking time. Any fucking day.
Learn to swim, I'll see you down in Arizona bay.
Fret for your figure and
Fret for your latte and
Fret for your hairpiece and
Fret for your lawsuit and
Fret for your prozac and
Fret for your pilot and
Fret for your contract and
Fret for your car.
It's a
Bullshit three ring circus sideshow of
Freaks Here in this hopeless fucking hole we call LA
The only way to fix it is to flush it all away.
Any fucking time. Any fucking day.
Learn to swim, I'll see you down in Arizona bay.
Some say a comet will fall from the sky.
Followed by meteor showers and tidal waves.
Followed by faultlines that cannot sit still.
Followed by millions of dumbfounded dipshits.
Some say the end is near.
Some say we'll see armageddon soon.
I certainly hope we will cuz
I sure could use a vacation from this
Silly shit, stupid shit...
One great big festering neon distraction,
I've a suggestion to keep you all occupied.
Learn to swim.
Mom's gonna fix it all soon.
Mom's comin' round to put it back the way it ought to be.
Learn to swim.
Fuck L Ron Hubbard and
Fuck all his clones.
Fuck all those gun-toting
Hip gangster wannabes.
Learn to swim.
Fuck retro anything.
Fuck your tattoos.
Fuck all you junkies and
Fuck your short memory.
Learn to swim.
Fuck smiley glad-hands
With hidden agendas.
Fuck these dysfunctional,
Insecure actresses.
Learn to swim.
Cuz I'm praying for rain
And I'm praying for tidal waves
I wanna see the ground give way.
I wanna watch it all go down.
Mom please flush it all away.
I wanna watch it go right in and down.
I wanna watch it go right in.
Watch you flush it all away.
Time to bring it down again.
Don't just call me pessimist.
Try and read between the lines.
I can't imagine why you wouldn't
Welcome any change, my friend.
I wanna see it all come down.
suck it down.
flush it down.
thats about right... shallow people, scientologists, homeless, immigrants, gangstas, and the rest are all just standing around trying to figure out how they got there and if escape is even possible, since you drive for 3 hrs and your still in LA, and then you see nothing but desert. It is sort of like wondering if L.A. IS the only place in the world or if you were imprisoned there and didn't know it... But once you find civilization again it all makes sense.
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#156637 - 03/31/06 11:17 AM
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Registered: 08/25/05
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In other cities people are busy working during the weekdays. In LA you can go out during the weekdays and see tons of people just hanging out.
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#156638 - 03/31/06 11:23 AM
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Registered: 12/22/03
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L.A. is like living in a 3d movie of the Apocalypse. It is actually possibly to WATCH western civilization crumble around you in real time. In many ways it is an accelerated vision of same crubling structres we see everywhere, L.A. is just ahead of the curve. Look at the immigrant situation, the gangs, the whores, the media, the excess, the abstinence, the scientologists.... all the extremes are represented in one place that is no longer a melting pot, but a boiling pot ready to boil over at any second.
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#156641 - 03/31/06 02:23 PM
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that is the one positive thing i can think of about L.A., that and disneyland only being a short drive away...
but i don't care about fake people, those are everywhere... ... the scientologists on the other hand, well it is nice not to see a Dianetics Center on every freakin block...as far as the rest of it, i did leave. 
Yeah, I mean, if I wanted to get away from Scientologists, Florida is the first place I'd move to.
Say, where does the CoS have its US headquarters again? 
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#156642 - 03/31/06 03:03 PM
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LA is like you sat on the toilet took the biggest nastiest shit a nigga done ever taken in his life. Fished some of the crap out the water out it in a pipe and smoked it till you were really fucking high and then jacked off to a 1991 episode of 90210 where Donna beefs with a rival high school click.
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#156643 - 03/31/06 03:26 PM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 12/22/03
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that is the one positive thing i can think of about L.A., that and disneyland only being a short drive away...
but i don't care about fake people, those are everywhere... ... the scientologists on the other hand, well it is nice not to see a Dianetics Center on every freakin block...as far as the rest of it, i did leave.
Yeah, I mean, if I wanted to get away from Scientologists, Florida is the first place I'd move to.
Say, where does the CoS have its US headquarters again?
yeah, yeah... i know... Scientologists are in FL too, but mostly south Florida, there are less per capita though.
CoS is based out of NY now, before that it was san francsico. I really am mostly out of the loop on that stuff though... I have been devoting more of my time to both Gnosticism and Asatru. But, thats niether here nor there...
I didn't come to florida to live permenantly... it is only a stop, i leave for Europe around november to take care of a company project there... and get traded off to another company... lol.
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#156644 - 03/31/06 03:49 PM
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Registered: 04/16/04
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LA is one of the biggest shitholes in this country. Fayner, Ryan Knox and Taylor Rain live there, so how good could it be? The only way you would get me back to visit that city is if the government legalized the shooting of illegal aliens and then I'd bag a couple a dozen of them.  I'm feeling Kyoto-ish.
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#156645 - 03/31/06 03:53 PM
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Registered: 05/05/04
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Loc: Los Angeles
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that is the one positive thing i can think of about L.A., that and disneyland only being a short drive away...
but i don't care about fake people, those are everywhere... ... the scientologists on the other hand, well it is nice not to see a Dianetics Center on every freakin block...as far as the rest of it, i did leave.
Yeah, I mean, if I wanted to get away from Scientologists, Florida is the first place I'd move to.
Say, where does the CoS have its US headquarters again?
yeah, yeah... i know... Scientologists are in FL too, but mostly south Florida, there are less per capita though.
CoS is based out of NY now, before that it was san francsico. I really am mostly out of the loop on that stuff though... I have been devoting more of my time to both Gnosticism and Asatru. But, thats niether here nor there...
I didn't come to florida to live permenantly... it is only a stop, i leave for Europe around november to take care of a company project there... and get traded off to another company... lol.
Longshot, you are running away from the USA because of Scientologists??? Just wash the sand out of your pussy and cowboy the fuck up. You brag about having a 300 IQ and you can not think of something crafty to say to the people trying to get you into the cult on the street?
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#156646 - 03/31/06 04:27 PM
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Registered: 01/12/05
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There is one man who lives in Los Angeles. He works as a film Producer (formally worked for DreamWorks SKG but now he's got his own .co). If you meet this man your life will be completely destoried. If you are a woman you will die twice. His name is not Jon Peters but that's pretty close. He speaks spanish fluently and he forgot my name. He is a liar and a shark- but he's also pretty sharp. These type of people infest Los Angeles.
Welcome to the city of garbage.
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#156647 - 03/31/06 04:57 PM
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Registered: 12/22/03
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that is the one positive thing i can think of about L.A., that and disneyland only being a short drive away...
but i don't care about fake people, those are everywhere... ... the scientologists on the other hand, well it is nice not to see a Dianetics Center on every freakin block...as far as the rest of it, i did leave.
Yeah, I mean, if I wanted to get away from Scientologists, Florida is the first place I'd move to.
Say, where does the CoS have its US headquarters again?
yeah, yeah... i know... Scientologists are in FL too, but mostly south Florida, there are less per capita though.
CoS is based out of NY now, before that it was san francsico. I really am mostly out of the loop on that stuff though... I have been devoting more of my time to both Gnosticism and Asatru. But, thats niether here nor there...
I didn't come to florida to live permenantly... it is only a stop, i leave for Europe around november to take care of a company project there... and get traded off to another company... lol.
Longshot, you are running away from the USA because of Scientologists??? Just wash the sand out of your pussy and cowboy the fuck up. You brag about having a 300 IQ and you can not think of something crafty to say to the people trying to get you into the cult on the street?
LOL, the scientologists thing is a joke man.... geez... it's just the most L.A. thing i could think of to represent the stupidity of L.A. Im leaving for Europe because i have a pretty sweet job waiting for me out there, which i took in part because i want to get close to my roots... I have family i have not seen for 15yrs there and some i've never met face to face in both germany and italy. Best part is, i dont even need a visa
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#156648 - 03/31/06 05:03 PM
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Registered: 12/22/03
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that is the one positive thing i can think of about L.A., that and disneyland only being a short drive away...
but i don't care about fake people, those are everywhere... ... the scientologists on the other hand, well it is nice not to see a Dianetics Center on every freakin block...as far as the rest of it, i did leave.
Yeah, I mean, if I wanted to get away from Scientologists, Florida is the first place I'd move to.
Say, where does the CoS have its US headquarters again?
wait, did you mean Church of Satan or Church of Scientology... i took the CoS as being Church of Satan, hence my response... ive never been a scientologist, but i thought they were headquartered in L.A.... honestly i try to not know too much about them other than the shit i hear from my buddy who founded xenu.net.
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#156649 - 03/31/06 05:04 PM
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la's like the compton swapmeet of people who can't hack it in other jobs. like finance. like consulting. like getting seeds for a hedge-fund, which one of my niggaz just got from MS by doing nothing other than being exceedingly unpersonable.
Edited by jamesn (03/31/06 05:05 PM)
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#156650 - 03/31/06 05:09 PM
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Registered: 12/28/05
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la's like the compton swapmeet of people who can't hack it in other jobs. like finance. like consulting. like getting seeds for a hedge-fund, which one of my niggaz just got from MS by doing nothing other than being exceedingly unpersonable.
AHHH Hedge Funds 
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#156651 - 03/31/06 05:13 PM
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Registered: 04/17/04
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ren-you did you rime in mid-town? pm me, i can't pm you
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#156652 - 03/31/06 05:33 PM
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Registered: 06/03/05
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People from the West Coast have no concept of time zones.
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#156653 - 03/31/06 05:40 PM
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What movie does this pic come from?
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#156654 - 03/31/06 06:28 PM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 12/22/03
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whatever it is... i want a copy.
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#156655 - 04/01/06 12:42 AM
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that is the one positive thing i can think of about L.A., that and disneyland only being a short drive away...
but i don't care about fake people, those are everywhere... ... the scientologists on the other hand, well it is nice not to see a Dianetics Center on every freakin block...as far as the rest of it, i did leave.
Yeah, I mean, if I wanted to get away from Scientologists, Florida is the first place I'd move to.
Say, where does the CoS have its US headquarters again?
wait, did you mean Church of Satan or Church of Scientology... i took the CoS as being Church of Satan, hence my response... ive never been a scientologist, but i thought they were headquartered in L.A.... honestly i try to not know too much about them other than the shit i hear from my buddy who founded xenu.net.
Well, I was referring to the Church of Scientology (which I believe is headquartered in Clearwater, Florida), but both exist merely to bilk money out of the terminally gullible, so it works both ways...
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#156656 - 04/01/06 03:39 AM
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Chronic Masturbator
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only church i ever gsve money too was the catholics... and i was bit a wee lad then.
Did't know about the xenu crew beaing based out of Clearwater... then again... out of 20years living in FL, i think i've been to clearwater twice.... and one of those timnes was an accident.
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#156658 - 04/03/06 10:36 AM
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Chronic Masturbator
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dont worry jeff... america as a whole will be a safe place again... we leave in a few months.
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#156659 - 04/03/06 11:11 AM
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dont worry jeff... america as a whole will be a safe place again... we leave in a few months.
What? Mothership coming to pick you up?
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#156660 - 04/03/06 11:14 AM
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Chronic Masturbator
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LOL, nice use of DO, there...
but no... i'm moving to europe.
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