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#124609 - 10/18/05 02:59 AM Top Excuses When Caught Looking At Porn
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Registered: 04/30/03
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Loc: Instead of looking at the girl...

Top Five...Plus Five More

1. I was thinking of getting pierced down "there" and was just doing some research.

2. I was actually trying to find Armand Fister...you know, from high school.
3. I was just investigating adult content so I would recognize what was NOT appropriate for the workplace.
4. I was just proving to myself that I wasn't gay.
5. I thought the link to Serving Up Hot Girl On Girl Action was a Women's Tennis site.
And Five More!
1. Umm, honey? I downloaded these off of your computer.

2. I needed to sample a color for my Photoshop fleshtone palette.
3. It's not porn. It's a naturalist greeting card from my cousin, uhh, Inga...from Sweden.
4. I was actually rendering characters for a new video game. I just haven't added their clothes yet.
5. I'm just studying these purely scientific pictures for my Anatomy exam tomorrow.


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#124610 - 10/18/05 03:31 AM Re: Top Excuses When Caught Looking At Porn
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Registered: 10/17/05
Posts: 21
How about "I like it..."?

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