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#107649 - 06/20/05 08:55 AM Alright,who sent me this e-mail?
Jeff Steward Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/03
Posts: 7408
Loc: JM Productions
Funny stuff but fess up.Im thinking it was simp.


From: J.Kevin Vigil Add to Address Book Add this Address to my Block List
Subject: JM you distgust me mutherfuck!
Date: Jun 17 2005 11:57a
To: "J.M. Productions" <jmproduction@prodigy.net>


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JM your filth is absolutely fucking despicable hombre. You sick evil
mutherfuck!!!!. It's like so fucking filthy that i finally found
something that makes me happy . I am a big fan Sir. BIG big BIG
fucking gigantic fan of the wheels that are spinning in your head to
materialise the shit you do. JM dvds hit so hard at the perversions
in my brain that i cant help but go Yippee-ki-yay motherfucker all
over my cock. I beat my shit like im trying to kill the bitch when i
watch your dvds. I cant help it!! It's your dvds man, its all about
those filty, sick, twisted, dvds.

You my brother from another mother are a mastabatory genious. Pure and
unadulterated sickness is living in your cranium and i respect and
admire it, hence the reason for this email. I would love nothing more
than an autograpth from the jizza i mean genious himself. Do you give
out autographs dude? If so i would love one. I am your products #1
fan. I lay down karate chops on the rest and only jerk off to the
best.

Let me know about getting an autograph or something Mr. Steward. It
would look great next to the family picture in the den.


Kev

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all women should be victims of something, because they lied. - big moose

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#107650 - 06/20/05 09:19 AM Re: Alright,who sent me this e-mail?
Kami Andrews Offline
Whoremaster

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 2742
doesn't sound like simp
dude dont send him your picture or sign one of Tonys in case it is secretly an angry gang banger boyfriend!

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#107651 - 06/20/05 09:44 AM Re: Alright,who sent me this e-mail?
Jeff Steward Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/03
Posts: 7408
Loc: JM Productions
I was thinking of sending him this picture.

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#107652 - 06/20/05 10:12 AM Re: Alright,who sent me this e-mail?
frankieprnmgcn Offline
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Registered: 06/15/05
Posts: 534
Loc: making your feelings hurt with...
u should and sign it tell ur girl thanks for the head.just dont use a return addy.
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#107653 - 06/20/05 10:26 AM Re: Alright,who sent me this e-mail?
Pericles Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 05/06/04
Posts: 300
Definately not Simp.


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#107654 - 06/20/05 10:58 AM Re: Alright,who sent me this e-mail?
Da Burglar Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
Quote:

I was thinking of sending him this picture.







Send him mine, I dont give a fuck...


Attachments
101974-Image006.jpg (3 downloads)

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#107655 - 06/20/05 11:48 AM Re: Alright,who sent me this e-mail?
Kami Andrews Offline
Whoremaster

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 2742
dude I'm about sick of you guys making fun of my dad.

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#107656 - 06/20/05 01:13 PM Re: Alright,who sent me this e-mail?
DrCyclops Offline
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Registered: 03/08/05
Posts: 565
Loc: Amazon Jungle
Kev

Kev=Jeff's #1 fan
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#107657 - 06/20/05 01:15 PM Re: Alright,who sent me this e-mail?
Da Burglar Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
Quote:

dude I'm about sick of you guys making fun of my dad.






When you were in first grade, did you bring him in for show and tell?

I wonder what my idol, Larry Flynt has to say about all this?????????
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#107658 - 06/20/05 04:10 PM Re: Alright,who sent me this e-mail?
Kami Andrews Offline
Whoremaster

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 2742
I did and when he had seizures like that I pretended I was at disney land, he coaxed me into porn but I never made it to the a list to be in the Jenna pics... he's very dissapointed.
I dont know if ya'll have his diary but look back to January before last , he took a unch of pics with me

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#107659 - 06/20/05 04:32 PM Re: Alright,who sent me this e-mail?
Coochie Monster Offline
Gay For Pay

Registered: 04/06/05
Posts: 959
Loc: The Outer Labia of Jenna Haze
Jeff I admit I sent the email. I was bored because Longshit wouldnt take me with him to see Star Wars for the 500th time. Apparently he and Padova had a lightsaber dual after the movie with their penises and not surprisingly Padova broke Longshits shaft with her saber.

Ok no i didnt really send the email.
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#107660 - 06/20/05 07:54 PM Re: Alright,who sent me this e-mail?
BiG WoRM Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 06/03/05
Posts: 368
Quote:

dude I'm about sick of you guys making fun of my dad.




Agreed!! I cannot stand to read another handicap joke, no matter who it is directed at.

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#107661 - 06/20/05 09:59 PM Re: Alright,who sent me this e-mail?
Da Burglar Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
Quote:

Quote:

dude I'm about sick of you guys making fun of my dad.




Agreed!! I cannot stand to read another handicap joke, no matter who it is directed at.




See! This why I live in my cellar(s) and order out for pizza and pussy. EVEN when us cripples make fun of ourselves, people get pissed/upset/sensibility damaged. Fuck you "normal" people...Granpa Burglar told me when I was 12 "Son once a woman has a man on 4 wheels, she never goes back."
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#107662 - 06/20/05 11:16 PM Re: Alright,who sent me this e-mail?
BiG WoRM Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 06/03/05
Posts: 368
Quote:


See! This why I live in my cellar(s) and order out for pizza and pussy. EVEN when us cripples make fun of ourselves, people get pissed/upset/sensibility damaged. Fuck you "normal" people...Granpa Burglar told me when I was 12 "Son once a woman has a man on 4 wheels, she never goes back."




Sorry Burglar, didn't mean no disrespect but I have a family member and a friend who are in wheelchairs and while smelly monkey can easily take the jokes, no doubt, his daughter feels the pain. Since I know what she's feeling from her standpoint, I objected. Nothing personal against you though, plus others will likely jump in and then it is no longer cripple making fun of cripple.

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#107663 - 06/21/05 03:45 AM Re: Alright,who sent me this e-mail?
Da Burglar Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
Quote:

Quote:


See! This why I live in my cellar(s) and order out for pizza and pussy. EVEN when us cripples make fun of ourselves, people get pissed/upset/sensibility damaged. Fuck you "normal" people...Granpa Burglar told me when I was 12 "Son once a woman has a man on 4 wheels, she never goes back."




Sorry Burglar, didn't mean no disrespect but I have a family member and a friend who are in wheelchairs and while smelly monkey can easily take the jokes, no doubt, his daughter feels the pain. Since I know what she's feeling from her standpoint, I objected. Nothing personal against you though, plus others will likely jump in and then it is no longer cripple making fun of cripple.




X 12


Cheese-hus H Christ, then when us cripples try to be hysterically sarcastically funny usually at our own expense, people think we are having a seizure .... Timmmaayyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!

Back on topic, I think I'll make today my "Send Bogus E-mails to the ones you love day."
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#107664 - 06/21/05 04:01 AM Re: Alright,who sent me this e-mail?
BiG WoRM Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 06/03/05
Posts: 368
Quote:



Back on topic, I think I'll make today my "Send Bogus E-mails to the ones you love day."







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#107665 - 06/21/05 08:20 AM Re: Alright,who sent me this e-mail?
Jeff Steward Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/03
Posts: 7408
Loc: JM Productions
Heres the one I received today.


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From: J.Kevin Vigil Add to Address Book Add this Address to my Block List
Subject: Re: JM you distgust me mutherfuck!
Date: Jun 20 2005 1:26p
To: "J.M. Productions" <JMPRODUCTION@prodigy.net>


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Hey douche bag , so i guess i don't get a autograph? Man i took like
45 seconds out of my Friday to send that email. And all i get back is
a "hey thanks buddy, nice email." I wasn't joking man, this isn't a
joke! I take my pornography seriously!!!!! I'm fucking Daniel LaRusso
on pornography, karate choppin, kung foo grippin, Mr. Miyagi ass
whopping, when it comes to perversions. I am the "pornography kid,"
and bitch i wax on and wax off like no ones business with your DVDs.
I whoop on anything (Cobra Kai aka weak ass studios) in my way and
you sir are my sensei. Its like i figure you got to cater to the fans
man, the fucking fans! Without the fans where would you be? Where
would i be?.... that's some twisted shit right there....think about
it. Its like this Jeff, once upon a time like many moons back i
found your perversions by mistake. Long story..... but anyways It was
by mistake but boy was it a happy one. Since then i have left reviews
of each and every DVD of yours i have had the privilege of viewing. I
watch / review that DVD, post it online, and watch while it bloodies
up the competition like it were a Roseanne tampon (yeah its that
fucking nasty on the completions ass). My reviews get A+ on the scale
of 1-10.

Man since you cock blocked my first request I'm upping the ante bitch!
I want a autographed DVD, no make that i want an autographed
collection of your shit. I'm sticking you up mutherfucker and am in
the craine attack mode. This is the worlds first online stick up and i
wont take no for an answer.

take care bud, keep up the good work.

Kev

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#107666 - 06/21/05 10:52 AM Re: Alright,who sent me this e-mail?
Pericles Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 05/06/04
Posts: 300
The mere mention of craine[sic] fighting skills should alone warrant your fullfilling his request.


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#107667 - 06/21/05 03:45 PM Re: Alright,who sent me this e-mail?
DrCyclops Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 03/08/05
Posts: 565
Loc: Amazon Jungle
Yo Jeff you gotta get this freak Kev to post here. He's sicker than half of us.
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#107668 - 06/21/05 06:21 PM Re: Alright,who sent me this e-mail?
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/19/04
Posts: 7888
Loc: Carpathian Mountains
send the guy an autograph
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#107669 - 06/21/05 06:23 PM Re: Alright,who sent me this e-mail?
John Floofin Offline
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Registered: 02/04/05
Posts: 3499
Loc: The Dirty: 480
Quote:

send the guy an autograph




. . . and then get his ass in here. New blood.

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#107670 - 06/21/05 07:10 PM Re: Alright,who sent me this e-mail?
zenman Offline

Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/26/03
Posts: 8160
Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana
Quote:

send the guy an autograph



I wouldn't send the guy shit. He's probably trying to steal Jeff's identity so he can forge checks or get a license.
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#107671 - 06/21/05 09:16 PM Re: Alright,who sent me this e-mail?
Bornyo Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
Quote:

Quote:

send the guy an autograph



I wouldn't send the guy shit. He's probably trying to steal Jeff's identity so he can forge checks or get a license.




What an evil thought. Not surprising no one wants Rob Black's autograph than, huh?

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#107672 - 06/23/05 10:05 AM Re: Alright,who sent me this e-mail?
redbeard Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 01/02/04
Posts: 440
Loc: Lake Michigan
It sounds like he has a future in directing. I can just see him yelling directions at the whores.

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