Because im a giver I thought I would share with the board this message I received today.Enjoy


From: Keith Brown
Subject: Pickle Juice
Date: Mar 3 2005 3:56p
To: <jmproduction@prodigy.net>


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Hey man, I've watched my share of JM Production flicks in my day due to the
morbid border line deviant sh*t you dudes crank out (The all-girl violation
series is kick-ass). But, I must say...I think you guys might have stumbled
upon something or someone that seems rather disturbed. This Camilla
chick...is she alright? I mean I question the motives of alot of women in
the industry and then with you guys i question their sanity...but it appears
to me that Camilla looks like she has a mental disorder. I mean the didtant
look in her eye matches the same of those kids on the small yellow bus I see
in my neighborhood. Me and my college buddies have a bet...I say she's
retarded and they say she's on drugs (which most women that deal with you
guys have to be on). I ususally don't have any remorse for those who pick
the path of their lives but...she hit a sore spot. Do you by any chance
have an interview with her...something where we can assess her IQ by her
responses? I got 50 dollars riding on this one! Don't let me down fellas!

This sounds like your long lost nephew, Uncle Gag Daddy. Since he's probably my long lost cousin as well, please bestow on him your infinite love, caring guidance, and abundant wisdom....I'm sure you and Aunt Sandi will take good care of him!...he can live in your closet with me if you'd like.