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#71719 - 11/30/04 01:27 PM Invitation to attend Church
Pastor John Offline
Stormy's Lawyer

Registered: 11/30/04
Posts: 21
You are invited to contact us in San Diego should you wish to leave your lifestyle. Unchained Radio

You may also listen to our program via Paltalk in the Christianity section every Tuesday eveing at 6:00 pm PST.

We will help you.

Pastor John

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#71720 - 11/30/04 01:56 PM Re: Invitation to attend Church
ChickenMaster Offline
Demon Spawn

Registered: 07/07/04
Posts: 3178
Ohh Joy......

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#71721 - 11/30/04 02:25 PM Re: Invitation to attend Church
Sadist Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 07/18/04
Posts: 294
Loc: Lake of Fire
The power of Christ compels us!
The power of Christ compels us!



/head spins..spews pea soup at Pastor John's face.
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#71722 - 11/30/04 02:37 PM Re: Invitation to attend Church
Kami Andrews Offline
Whoremaster

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 2742
hey you gotta admit that took nerve.

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#71723 - 11/30/04 04:42 PM Re: Invitation to attend Church
Smartt Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/30/03
Posts: 5869
Loc: Instead of looking at the girl...
Nerve? Aw, c´mon. It´s just Smelly Monkey under a new handle.

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#71724 - 11/30/04 04:46 PM Re: Invitation to attend Church
Kami Andrews Offline
Whoremaster

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 2742
damn my weekend plans for salvation are ruined

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#71725 - 11/30/04 04:56 PM Re: Invitation to attend Church
Sergio T. Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 07/20/03
Posts: 5256
Loc: CSW Wrestling - Gracie Academy
Funny how he wants to change our lifestyle, yet he took the time to seek us out. Did he find us thru a link, banner ad. Damn perv was porlly downloading porn like the rest of us do.
www.adultstaffingservices.com
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#71726 - 11/30/04 05:08 PM Re: Invitation to attend Church
Pastor John Offline
Stormy's Lawyer

Registered: 11/30/04
Posts: 21
We will help you. You are a member of God\\\'s family and Jesus loves you. The door is open. Just knock and you can come home.

Covenant Baptist Church
of San Diego
We are located at:
3241 Mission Village Drive
San Diego, Ca. 92123
Phone 858-268-4372

Covenant Baptist Church

Pastor John

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#71727 - 11/30/04 05:46 PM Re: Invitation to attend Church
Pastor Matt Offline
ADT regular

Registered: 11/30/04
Posts: 1
Pastor John,
Thank you for being bold enough to be present to those who suffer these terrible addictions. I think that it is best not to judge the hearts of these people. My guess is many of them have suffered some kind of abuse during their lifetimes. We should hold out hope to them that they might overcome their addictions and offer our help to them as they try to deal with their sexual lusts.

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#71728 - 11/30/04 05:48 PM Re: Invitation to attend Church
ChickenMaster Offline
Demon Spawn

Registered: 07/07/04
Posts: 3178
Quote:

Pastor John,
Thank you for being bold enough to be present to those who suffer these terrible addictions. I think that it is best not to judge the hearts of these people. My guess is many of them have suffered some kind of abuse during their lifetimes. We should hold out hope to them that they might overcome their addictions and offer our help to them as they try to deal with their sexual lusts.





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#71729 - 11/30/04 05:50 PM Re: Invitation to attend Church
ChickenMaster Offline
Demon Spawn

Registered: 07/07/04
Posts: 3178
Pastor John and Matt please save the fucked up souls at joyangles.com they love shit coming out of a whore's ass.


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#71730 - 11/30/04 06:03 PM Re: Invitation to attend Church
Pastor John Offline
Stormy's Lawyer

Registered: 11/30/04
Posts: 21
Quote:

Pastor John and Matt please save the fucked up souls at joyangles.com they love shit coming out of a whore's ass.






God loves you my son.

Pastor John

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#71731 - 11/30/04 07:02 PM Re: Invitation to attend Church
Bishop Offline
Registered Sex Offender

Registered: 12/13/03
Posts: 2375
Loc: Rockin' the Z5U
Quote:

You are invited to contact us in San Diego should you wish to leave your lifestyle.

We will help you.

Pastor John


Hmmm this is interesting exactly what "god" do you guys work for that tells you the conditions under which one might seek him,and what other terms and/or conditions would be involved?is there any flower selling at the airport by any chance?do you guys drink any kool-aid or tang-like beverages?Only asking because the God I know accepts me whenever I go to him ,short-comings and all.If I were you I would call a meeting with my god.I think he's a slacker
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#71732 - 11/30/04 07:44 PM Re: Invitation to attend Church
It Was Fun Offline
aka Gen Padova
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/20/03
Posts: 4517
Look here you paster mother fuckers!!! You piece of shit fucking hypocrites coming to a porn related site to preach your bullshit to those who have no fuckign itnerest in your BRAIN WASHING scum of the mother fucking GOD DAMN man made bullshit!!! Not only that but may you rott in blood mary (haha) fucking hell for trying to force your no good unfactual information, praise, faith, ways of worship onto those who obviously enjoy spending their time watching us whores get fucked left and right, plugged in the ass and enjoy the love taste of cum baths by the dozens.

I command you rot in your own hell. I'm already there, join us you bitches! You just might fucking like it you uptight pieces of herpe infested shit! Aside from our HIV epidemic in the world, its you GOD suckers pushing unproven crap onto others, especially those most vulnerble.

Seriously though, drink some piss. You might come to your fricken senses!!!

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#71733 - 11/30/04 07:47 PM Re: Invitation to attend Church
ChickenMaster Offline
Demon Spawn

Registered: 07/07/04
Posts: 3178
Quote:

Look here you paster mother fuckers!!! You piece of shit fucking hypocrites coming to a porn related site to preach your bullshit to those who have no fuckign itnerest in your BRAIN WASHING scum of the mother fucking GOD DAMN man made bullshit!!! Not only that but may you rott in blood mary (haha) fucking hell for trying to force your no good unfactual information, praise, faith, ways of worship onto those who obviously enjoy spending their time watching us whores get fucked left and right, plugged in the ass and enjoy the love taste of cum baths by the dozens.

I command you rot in your own hell. I'm already there, join us you bitches! You just might fucking like it you uptight pieces of herpe infested shit! Aside from our HIV epidemic in the world, its you GOD suckers pushing unproven crap onto others, especially those most vulnerble.

Seriously though, drink some piss. You might come to your fricken senses!!!




Not to sound like Buttmaster; that was awesome.

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#71734 - 11/30/04 07:56 PM Re: Invitation to attend Church
It Was Fun Offline
aka Gen Padova
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/20/03
Posts: 4517
ChickenMaster... we must fuck for the pastors. So they dont get sent to hell. Do you buy that? I'll show you my boobies!!! okay OKAY how about my butt? grRRR!!! oh come on!! PLEASAASEEE!!!

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#71735 - 11/30/04 08:24 PM Re: Invitation to attend Church
HotChillli Offline
Stormy's Lawyer

Registered: 07/08/04
Posts: 24
please, gen, stop...we are not worthy...


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#71736 - 11/30/04 09:48 PM Re: Invitation to attend Church
Hypnocock Offline
Bukkake Boy

Registered: 09/22/03
Posts: 702
Loc: Hiding in the closet in Jeff a...
Quote:

ChickenMaster... we must fuck for the pastors. So they dont get sent to hell. Do you buy that? I'll show you my boobies!!! okay OKAY how about my butt? grRRR!!! oh come on!! PLEASAASEEE!!!




...the only way you can be sent to hell is if you do a bg scene with me.....so since it will probably be a cold day in hell before that happens, rest assured you're safe.
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#71737 - 12/01/04 04:47 AM Re: Invitation to attend Church
Pastor John Offline
Stormy's Lawyer

Registered: 11/30/04
Posts: 21
Quote:

Look here you paster mother fuckers!!!




I will pray for you. Jesus loves you and will forgive your sins. There is much fear in your heart, my child but Jesus will release the fear. Please download and install Paltalk
Paltalk and go to the Christianity section, people will help you. You can be set free.

God has told me that you will be one of the first to repent and come to him. God loves you.

"Woman ... has no one condemned you? ... neither do I condemn you; go, and do not sin again" (Jn 8: 10-11). Jesus is newness of life for those who open their hearts and, after acknowledging their sins, receive his saving mercy. In today's Gospel text, the Lord offers this gift of his love to the adulteress, who is forgiven and restored to her full human and spiritual dignity. He also offers it to her accusers, but their spirit remains closed and impenetrable.

Go now to the nearest church and ask the Pastor or Priest for help. Do not be afraid. Jesus loves you.

Pastor John

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#71738 - 12/01/04 06:41 AM Re: Invitation to attend Church
Jeff Steward Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/03
Posts: 7408
Loc: JM Productions
I love this thread.Its got stoke value.
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#71739 - 12/01/04 06:45 AM Re: Invitation to attend Church
smutspov Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 10/29/03
Posts: 9489
Ok, now you finally exposed yourself Pastor John. Putting up an ad for that Hollywood cash in on God Mel Gibson bloodbath The Passion Of The Christ. They don't need to make ANY MORE MONEY off of the death Of Jesus, pal. The LAST place I'm going to go to get educated on the crucifixtion is Blockbuster video. That movie showed graphic gore drenched depictions on screens throughout the world over and over again. Plus, it is one man's blasphemous interpertation of the last days of Jesus and that man is a filthy rich celebrity. Rethink your approach to spreading the word of God like opening a food bank or visiting the terminally ill instead of trying to convince the non-believers and the don't give a damned on this porn board. Pray and maybe God will show you the folly of your ways.
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#71740 - 12/01/04 06:59 AM Re: Invitation to attend Church
Pastor John Offline
Stormy's Lawyer

Registered: 11/30/04
Posts: 21
Quote:

Ok, now you finally exposed yourself Pastor John.




"The lamp of the body is the eye. If therefore your eye is good, your whole body will be full of light. But if your eye is bad, your whole body will be full of darkness. If therefore the light that is in you is darkness, how great is that darkness! NKJV Matt 6:22-23

Mark 8:16-21

And they were arguing among themselves about having no bread. Knowing what was in their minds, he said to them, "Why do you argue about having no bread? Have you no inkling yet? Do you still not understand? Have your brains turned into stone? You have eyes and do not see. You have ears and do not hear. Have you forgotten? When I broke the five loaves among the five thousands, how many baskets of crumbs did you pick up?" "Twelve," they said. "And how many when I broke the seven loaves among the four thousand?" They answered, "Seven." He repeated to them "Do you still not understand?"

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#71741 - 12/01/04 07:14 AM Re: Invitation to attend Church
Pastor John Offline
Stormy's Lawyer

Registered: 11/30/04
Posts: 21
Tips on Staying Free of Pornography

1. Avoid stores that sell porn, especially those that display it behind the cash register so you can see it as you check out
2. Don't surf the internet alone
3. Avoid sexually explicit movies (usually R rated and some PG rated)
4. Avoid looking at people in a sexual manner. If you can't look at a person without having sexual thoughts, then don't look at all!
5. If married, avoid being separated from your spouse, especially in the evening
6. Avoid being alone
7. Pre-plan alternate, non-pornographic activities you will do when you feel the urge to view porn. Examples:

* Ask God for help in prayer
* Pray for others struggling with porn addiction
* Call a friend
* Exercise
* Recite Bible verses audibly
* Sing praise songs to God


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#71742 - 12/01/04 07:48 AM Re: Invitation to attend Church
URMINE69 Offline
ADT regular

Registered: 12/01/04
Posts: 4
You all should also cut back on masturbating to once a day...it will make you go blind and cause seizures inside your asspipes.

Dirty Fiends.


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#71743 - 12/01/04 07:52 AM Re: Invitation to attend Church
URMINE69 Offline
ADT regular

Registered: 12/01/04
Posts: 4
Pastor John I love you. You are my savior, I see the wisdom you talk about and will quit my porn fixation...with your help I will be healed. But First I have to take my dirty cock out of my own spincter...I am one desperate Mofo.

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#71744 - 12/01/04 08:40 AM Re: Invitation to attend Church
The Gape Keeper Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 04/27/04
Posts: 91
Loc: The Dirty Old West
I think I saw that sheep in some beast porn you dirty old pastor. squeal like a sheep bah bah bah
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#71745 - 12/01/04 08:44 AM Re: Invitation to attend Church
Pastor John Offline
Stormy's Lawyer

Registered: 11/30/04
Posts: 21


xxxchurch

PureOnline

For those who are truly searching to be free, I think that this will help.

Pastor John

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#71746 - 12/01/04 11:14 AM Re: Invitation to attend Church
Toelicker Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 04/21/04
Posts: 3899
Loc: CO Springs
One time when I was in middle school a friend of mine asked me to go on a church group trip to Six Flags with him. I thought, GREAT! Six Flags is fun!

Just to give you an idea what my weekend was like: In the parking lot of Six Flags, before we got out of the van, we all had to hold hands while the preacher prayed out loud to give us the strength not to look lustfully at members of the opposite sex that would be walking around the park in revealing clothing. He said it would be difficult, but with God's help, we could overcome our desire to look at another person with sexual desire.

I knew then . . . . . that I would have to wait until I got home to jack off to my soon to be memorized images of teeny bopper girls in pigtails wearing little cotton shorts. Oh well, my memory was still good back then.



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#71747 - 12/01/04 11:44 AM Re: Invitation to attend Church
melissa Offline
Internet Tough Guy

Registered: 05/02/04
Posts: 797
Quote:

Look here you paster mother fuckers!!! You piece of shit fucking hypocrites coming to a porn related site to preach your bullshit to those who have no fuckign itnerest in your BRAIN WASHING scum of the mother fucking GOD DAMN man made bullshit!!! Not only that but may you rott in blood mary (haha) fucking hell for trying to force your no good unfactual information, praise, faith, ways of worship onto those who obviously enjoy spending their time watching us whores get fucked left and right, plugged in the ass and enjoy the love taste of cum baths by the dozens.

I command you rot in your own hell. I'm already there, join us you bitches! You just might fucking like it you uptight pieces of herpe infested shit! Aside from our HIV epidemic in the world, its you GOD suckers pushing unproven crap onto others, especially those most vulnerble.

Seriously though, drink some piss. You might come to your fricken senses!!!





I ll eat your freakin' bible, one page at a time. Same for the Coran.
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#71748 - 12/01/04 12:02 PM Re: Invitation to attend Church
jamesn Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
the vatican's responsible for more HIV infections by a few million than porn.sending missionaries to africa to scare people away from condom use by telling them they'll go to hell is classy. actually, with the whole selling of indulgences, crusades, child molestation, hiding nazi gold and the inquisition porn looks pretty fucking wholesome by comparison.
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#71749 - 12/01/04 07:25 PM Re: Invitation to attend Church
smutspov Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 10/29/03
Posts: 9489
I ll eat your freakin' bible, one page at a time. Same for the Coran.



Watch out Pastor John!
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#71750 - 12/02/04 07:22 AM Re: Invitation to attend Church
redbeard Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 01/02/04
Posts: 440
Loc: Lake Michigan
Personally I don't think this is as off the wall as it may seem. Oddly enough I don't see why porn stars and fan can't be christians. I see many starlets where crucifix's and cross's. I am not one to judge their motives, but it could be because they beleive in God. I remember watching some show on VH1 about Jenna Jameson, although I am not a fan, she said was devoutely religious and had all sorts of religious symbols.

I seem to remember that some religious group was even handing out bibles at one of the AVN conventions. I think it was the 2003 one, but am not sure.

Why is it assumed that pornstars need to be saved. Maybe they are already saved. Maybe they already go to church. I am not saying that they are or are not, just that it is possible.

I have rambled on long enough, but before I leave I will drop on text from the Holy Scriptures.

"Judge not, less ye be judged"
Matthew 1:7

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