Is this a loaded question or what? More like, what is the smelly monkey? Well, psychologically it's someone who has been basically ignored his whole life cept for the taunts from kids at school. Left on the doorstep of a convent, he grows up confused about his sexuality and decides to tempt fate as a woman & gets dumped by Fayner after a volatile May-September romance. He/she eventually appears on xxxporntalk to annoy & bore us with his stupid posts to Fayner like a stalker... So, get over it monkey, Fayner doesn't love you anymore.