The topics on the board at the moment are a bit dry and i am just getting off a sammura insult binge. So i figured i would just post some random thoughts in my head and see if anything clicks with other members of the board.


Is brittney skye fat or just big boned?, it's so hard to tell. Isn't it amazing that rob black has a good chance for sending some pornographic material through the mail and martha stewart for doing some minor insider trading could very well end up in jail, yet people like O.j simpson get off for killing 2 people on a technicality. Is valentino the scariest looking male porn star in the history of time?, does he just scare the female pornstars into fucking him?. How long do you think the porn world will mourn the retirement of tony t?. Why is belladona a contract girl? she isn't attractive WITHOUT the giant tattoo across her body let alone with it (spare me the nastiest girl in the biz stuff, a lot of pornstars who are 10 times more attractive do stuff just as hard). I still hate scott fayner yet have forgotten the reason why i began hating him in the first place. Lacey duvalle is back in porn after her time off to raise a kid, i'm not sure how to feel about this but it needed to be said. What happend to jewel denyle?, i'm sure she used to be attractive at one time but that seems like such a long time ago, can someone give her a foreman grill, it couldn't hurt. It has reached day 10 in the monkey's 30 day countdown until bi britney's water themed swingers club goes bankrupt. Why isn't the chasey lain return getting more pub?, she is one of the top 5 hottest porn stars in history and i know she has the drug problem but i would still rather a cracked out chasey then 90% of the pornstars today straight. Vegas has given the monkey $1.02 odds that sammura will respond to this post with her typical 12 year old insult filled response with a at the end of it.

Is valentino the scariest looking male porn star in the history of time?, does he just scare the female pornstars into fucking him?. How long do you think the porn world will mourn the retirement of tony t?.

well, Valentino must sleep in a coffin, but since you wimped out on my Tony T callenge...I might as well use this as an oppurtunity to point out he's neck in neck with Valentino in the f'uglist dept.
btw, I think Mr.Poo is gonna cry when Tony T. retires into gay porn

body let alone with it Why isn't the chasey lain return getting more pub?, she is one of the top 5 hottest porn stars in history and i know she has the drug


maybe Chasey Lain was once hot, but now she's in the race with Valentino & Tony T for the biggest skank i the bizz.

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Obviously you haven't looked at my favorite "The Prune" Steve Holmes. Not only is he ugly, but he has the most wrinkled body in porn. And he claims to be 42. Looks like he comes from a nursing home to do his scenes.

Monkey...you ARE an interesting creature! As far as Belladonna, why not? She can't be any worse than anyone else. She was on my radio show, and was actually able to string a whole sentence together, and looked pretty good doing it.

but see this is the whole point, you sqaid you was leaving the board,so why don't you bitch (see it,s a lot of icons to choose from) DUMBASS. you know you don;t like pussy you ball licking cunt!

sexdj, i'm sure bella is a real nice person. She was a mormon from utah you know she's going to be friendly. But i don't buy porn based on the females personality, nor do i judge it on that. Sammura, please get the hint, i don't want to insult or argue with you anymore, i am doing you a favor here because i know my insults hurt you because not only do your insults have the stench of a dented ego you also changed that picture i so brutally picked apart. I am giving you an out here, please don't give me any reasons to insult you anymore. Just let it go woman.

no bitch! i changed the picture so you can see me saying fuck you! and why are you still here you cock sucking loser.

Uh-Oh!!!:Looks like somebody is obsessed with throwing foul-mouthed tirades at the Monkey,as much as the Monkey is with throwing tirades at Scott Fayner.
Fayner must be really hysterically laughing his ass off over this one!!!

Lurid you are going to have to use better bait then that my friend. I have found some answers to my earlier questions, turns out that brittney skye ISN'T fat, she is just a festively plump. Bi britney is looking for a way out of her water themed swingers club so my 30 day countdown is right on track and i have come to terms with the fact i am sexual attracted to william hung of american idol fame.

shut the fuck up bitch.

My Thoughts on what Monkey brought up....
1. Brittney Skye isn't fat(she's alright in my book) 2. Rob Black will luckily get off from his current impending case 3. When you do insider trading,they lock you up for it fast 4. Never saw him,never met him,don't know him,don't wanna jnow him 5. Tony Who ?!?!? 6. Belladonna Rocks!!! 7. Fayner has some person news on his site for all to read 8.Lacey is cute 9. Jewel DeNyle is still alive,and still running Platinum X(you never hear about MIkey Stefano and this site's whipping boy fave Brandon Irons hanging around there anymore,these days) 10.Bisexual Britni refuses to leave the biz,no matter how manty times she retires 11.The less about Chasey Lain,the better 12.Sammura will replace Monkey as a regular xxporntalk personality,since Monkey replaced Modelgig dude in that positive two months earlier

Thanks for listening....

I meant,personal news,which I won't discuss here,out of respect for Fayner(let him bring it here,when he feels like it).