Go outside with a blanket, wearing below it only a set of badly torn clothes.

Ring doorbell.

When guy answers the door, throw the blanket at the guy´s hands.

Run away, with your torn clothes, pointing at the guy and yelling "CHILD RAPIST! CHILD RAPIST!".
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