Great fuckin' review.
I say this not because it seems like a good movie, or that I will even think about buying it, but because of the way it was written. It reads vertically and uses short paragraphs and short/fragmented sentences like a screenplay. This is how most things should be written when one must cover a lot of subject. It just makes it way easier for the reader.
Again, great job Toe. I really enjoyed it. I would read more reviews if they were all like this.