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#99960 - 05/08/05 08:02 PM Review of Intensities In 10 Cities #2
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Intensities In 10 Cities # 2 – Review by Mr. Toelicker, foot fucker extraordinaire.

Back cover.

Everyone gets on BI’s ass here, but he has sent me three movies without asking for anything in return. I actually think he is a pretty cool guy, and the least I can do is review a great movie for him.

SmutMutant, I'm well aware of your opinion . Give me a break.

Okay, here we go. I rate this movie 4 out of 5 stars overall. 1 meaning I don’t even watch the entire first scene, and 5 being one of the best porn flicks I’ve ever seen . . . . Damn near perfect. I never see perfection, so a 4 is a good score from me.

I won't go into a play by play with each position. I will just list the things that are important to me. I'm sure there are many mistakes, but I don't really have time to give it a decent edit.



Scene 1 – Berlin: Suzanne, Victoria, Steve Holmes, and John Strong.

The blond is pretty hot with a nice body. Her clit hood is pierced, and she has an unidentifiable tat on her lower left belly. She does have a bit of a scowl on her face, but it’s unintentional . . . built in . She does a little strip tease while taking her clothes off. When she takes off her huge white leather boots she reveals that she was not wearing any socks. This could pose serious odor problems to a foot fucker like me, but I just pushed it from my mind.

Victoria starts to do a little dancing strip tease, like Suzanne did, but it’s pretty funny cause both guys are paying attention to Suzanne. So, she self consciously stops and just takes off her clothes. She is a cute one. She reminded me of this cute little 18 yr old Mexican girl I used to go to school with. I’ve cranked it to that girl more times than I can remember, so the reminder worked. She kept her shoes on.

I’m not going to get all into detail with the positions and the fucking with this review, except to say that Suzanne does anal, Victoria does not. Suzanne also dose a DP in doggy and RC.

Both guys cum in Suzanne’s mouth, and she swallow it.


Scene 2 – St. Petersburg: Priscilla and BI.

This is the scene I bought the video for. I have seen Priscilla in many Sineplex flicks, and she has become one of my favorites. This is the first time I’ve seen her with blond hair, but it looks good. She looks very tall, but she is standing next to BI, so I can’t tell .

She starts off by playing with herself a bit. Then uses a huge glass dildo on her cunt. She gives a nice view of her wrinkled brown asshole here, too .

Scene begins with her heels on, but BI soon takes them off. She doesn’t seem too interested in letting him suck her toes, but she is a goddamned communist, so what can one expect .

It’s a basic vag scene, pretty hot. It has my favorite position to watch in it – CG, camera right up in her ass, with her feet propped up so we can see the bottoms of them. I barely made it through that part “intact.”

Cum shot in her mouth, she swallows it.



Scene 3 – Vienna: Gloria Gucci and Mick Blue.

I think this is the best scene in the video. Gloria is a hot brunette with one beautiful ass(hole).

They start in the stairwell of her apartment, and at one point you can hear neighbors walking around on other floors. They must have heard because Gloria was moaning loudly.

They take it in the apartment, and Mick is obviously beside himself. This girl is very hot. He fucks her pussy, and then head for her ass. He goes balls deep quite often, which is enjoyable to see.

Great scene, lots of heat.

She keeps her shoes on for the entire scene, unfortunately.

She jerks him to pop in her mouth and on her chin. She swallows it.



Scene 4 – Ottawa, Ontario: Katrina and BI.

Starts with Katrina and BI standing in front of the local Supreme Court building. He explains that he got a ticket for going 129 km/hr, but doesn’t know how fast that is in mph. It’s just a tad over 80 mph, by the way. He names the officer. Something like officer de Pointe? I don’t speak French, so I couldn’t quite tell.

Anyway, they go into to “contest” the ticket. Then they come out and BI says they told him to go fuck himself.

He then says they cheesiest line in the entire vid: He told Katrina that she “pleads guilty to being sexy.” Sorry Brandon, but it had to be mentioned.

But she is sexy. She has auburn hair, nice body, and cute little feet.

They start off in the car, on a busy highway. It's a bit awkward, so they go to a “farmer’s field” and fuck on the hood until evidently being surprised by the farmer. Scene finishes inside.

She’s kind of goofy, but she is sexy, and a good sport. Cum covers her face.


Scene 5 – Lanzarote, Canary Islands: Jasmine Byrne and Jazz Duro.

Everybody likes Jasmine Byrne. IMO, she is sexy, but not more so than many others.

Anyway, starts off talking to her on a boardwalk, evidently right after she arrived on a long flight from LA.

Smalltalk, then they start the fucking on a balcony.

After they move it inside, she takes some anal. She is a good sport, and has very cute feet. Jazz did a decent job with her.

He is on his back, with her leaning over him, when he squirts in her mouth. She quickly downs it.


Disk 1 extras: There is a really good approximately 11 minute BTS segment. It has a bunch of stuff in it. Outtakes from Jasmine Byrne’s scene where she pukes during the oral, Mick blue telling BI to turn of the BTS so he can continue fucking Gloria Gucci, Jasmine Byrne’s cute feet, etc . . . .

There is also a separate segment for each city on disk one. For example, Sights of Berlin etc . This is a great feature. He takes us all round each city showing us some major sites, and a bit of history. I enjoyed these a great deal, and hope they continue in future installments.

There is a bonus scene with Jasmine Byrne sucking BI off in a bathroom in Lanzarote.

A cast list and a trailer for Intensities In 10 Cities 1 is also included.

And that is just disk 1!

End of Disc 1





Disc 2 Scene 6 – Barcelona, Spain: Silvia Lancome and Tony Ribas.


This brunette has a nice big ass. Her way of speaking English is also sort of cute, but we’re here for the fucking, right? Well, it’s good. She is a great deepthroater.

She takes anal, and jerks Tony to pop on her face.

Scene 7 – Trois Rivieres, Canada: Emily Steele and BI.

BI starts off saying this town is very small. There is not much to see . . . an old jail, a bridge over the St. Lawrence River, an old church, and people in old clothes.

Okay, this girl is pretty. Super cute face and curly, dirty blonde hair. I would definitely get a lap dance if she was a stripping for me. She says she and every other girl in that town dance at a club called Scrabble Bar.

I really like that the scene starts with her in a sweat suit. It’s sexy for some reason. She is very hot, with a big nice ass.

Piercings: Tits, clit hood, and eyebrow.

Shoes off.

BI shoots a load all over the bridge of her nose. Good ending for a good whore.

Scene 8 – Budapest: Kira and Steve Holmes.

Opens with some sites, including their own statue of liberty, which was also given to them by the French.

This is my second favorite scene. Okay, this skinny blonde euro whore is very pretty, also. She seems a bit snooty, or maybe shy, but I prefer to imagine snooty.

Steve starts right off giving her doggy anal like the whore deserves. She is smiling to the camera the entire time, but I would prefer she was grimacing . I'm a bit angry for some reason.

Shoes stay on.

She mentions in the BTS that she has no piercings or tats.

The best part of the scene is when she moves and fucks up the cumshot. Steve Holmes starts yelling, “I’m cumming, get down, I’m cumming.” She finally gets down but the CS is wasted. Steve tells her “I told you I wouldn’t hit your eyes. You can’t move like that.” Then he says “Come on, I’ll give you another one,” and he whips another CS out in less than 30 seconds. Whoa! It goes on her face and mouth.

Scene 9 – Quebec City: Lena Bacci and BI.

If this scene had anal, it would be my 2nd favorite. But, it is my 3rd.

This is girl is such a hot little brown French girl. I would pay good money to fuck her. She has a cute little asshole, and BI licks it quite a bit.

She starts without shoes, and gets her toes sucked pretty well. I enjoyed it very much. She has cute little tits, but you tat haters would not like her. She does have a few little tats.

BI gives her a good CS on her nose chin and mouth.

Scene 10 – NYC: Randi Steele and Guy DiSilva.

This girl wasn’t my favorite, but she was cute, young, and seemed pretty nasty. She is a 20 yr old blonde from long Island.

Basic scene, no anal, CS on her feet.

Bonus scene – British Columbia: Lilith and BI.

Lilith is a bit off, . She has crooked teeth, and insists on constantly smiling. But, she is sexy. She has short blonde hair. Her eyebrow is pierced, along with her tits.

Her feet are visible through fishnets in the scene.

BI does get her ass. She takes three fingers in it before taking BI’s dick. It was obviously a tight fit, and I found myself wondering what the room must have smelled like. Tasty treats.

She is obviously someone who would enjoy cooking and cleaning for a man, whatever that means.

Disk 2 – Extras: All the basic stuff: Sights of for each city, cumshot recap, more tease please, photo shoot, photo gallery, director’s bio, and website info, and a nice bonus scene.


Overall:

BI gets a lot of shit here, but, this is a great value. There are lots of very cute girls getting their holes plugged in some nice way. The sex is really very hot. Not only that, this movie has another whole movie in and of itself just giving tours of each of the cities. This was a great feature, and I hope he continues it. I will definitely buy the next installment of this series, and I recommend this one.
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#99961 - 05/08/05 09:46 PM Re: Review of Intensities In 10 Cities #2
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Thanks for taking the time to do this review, Toelicker. I really appreciate it. Glad you enjoyed the movie. I am half-way through Vol. 3 as we speak and it's just as good as Vol. 2, believe me.

You are absolutely right about Lillith (the bonus scene girl from disc 2 who does anal). She really would like to cook and clean! She's a real pleaser! The only thing she refused to do was ass-to-mouth...but this was her first video scene so we can overlook that.

Again, thank you very much. I appreciate your time.
Sincerely,
Brandon
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#99962 - 05/08/05 10:18 PM Re: Review of Intensities In 10 Cities #2
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
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Registered: 04/19/04
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Nice review Toe
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#99963 - 05/08/05 11:34 PM Re: Review of Intensities In 10 Cities #2
RobertF Offline
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Registered: 04/20/03
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Loc: SoCal
Wow, great fucking review. Mine are always short. lol
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#99964 - 05/09/05 02:43 AM Re: Review of Intensities In 10 Cities #2
Jamie L Brian Offline
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Yup, good stuff Toe!

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#99965 - 05/09/05 07:29 AM Re: Review of Intensities In 10 Cities #2
Toelicker Offline
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Registered: 04/21/04
Posts: 3899
Loc: CO Springs
Hey guys, thanks for the compliments. I would love to do more reviews, and just have to budget some time. I'm planning to do that, and have learned a bit about the process with this one.

This one took about twice as long as most other reviews because there is so much to this movie. It is really about 2 and 1/2 movies in one.

But really, I'm not complaining. I love watching porn. Especially good porn.

Take care!



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#99966 - 05/09/05 10:03 AM Re: Review of Intensities In 10 Cities #2
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It's great to see a totally honest review from an insightful consumer rather than one from a u can't truss it XRCO critic.
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#99967 - 05/09/05 01:18 PM Re: Review of Intensities In 10 Cities #2
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Registered: 01/12/05
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Great fuckin' review.

I say this not because it seems like a good movie, or that I will even think about buying it, but because of the way it was written. It reads vertically and uses short paragraphs and short/fragmented sentences like a screenplay. This is how most things should be written when one must cover a lot of subject. It just makes it way easier for the reader.

Again, great job Toe. I really enjoyed it. I would read more reviews if they were all like this.
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#99968 - 05/09/05 02:04 PM Re: Review of Intensities In 10 Cities #2
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Quote:

It's great to see a totally honest review from an insightful consumer rather than one from a u can't truss it XRCO critic.






Who is that Smut?

Is he a doctor by any chance?
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#99969 - 05/09/05 03:24 PM Re: Review of Intensities In 10 Cities #2
smutspov Offline
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yeah, a witchdoctor.
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#99970 - 05/09/05 09:55 PM Re: Review of Intensities In 10 Cities #2
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Random: I think my voodoo is starting to work on you, my friend. Brandon Iron Productions is slowly winning you over. Don't worry...if you didn't like my first 27 releases from Platinum X, some great titles are coming out in the next few months. PHOTOGRAPHIC MAMMARIES #4, BAKER'S DOZEN #5, TEN LITTLE PIGGIES #6, INTENSITIES IN 1O CITIES #3, and a brand new series.

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#99971 - 05/09/05 11:34 PM Re: Review of Intensities In 10 Cities #2
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Random: I think my voodoo is starting to work on you, my friend. Brandon Iron Productions is slowly winning you over. Don't worry...if you didn't like my first 27 releases from Platinum X, some great titles are coming out in the next few months. PHOTOGRAPHIC MAMMARIES #4, BAKER'S DOZEN #5, TEN LITTLE PIGGIES #6, INTENSITIES IN 1O CITIES #3, and a brand new series.




I don't believe I've ever complained about your movies, just some of the girls in them that I don't think are very attractive. I would complain about them in any movie, from any director.

But to be honest, I will never like your movies. This isn't personal in anyway. I don't like other people's movies with similar content. Some barely average skank drinking loads of cum from a champagne glass just ain't my thing.

Again, I don't think I've ever hated on you for the porn you make. I've only mentioned your goofy-ass posing photos and your choice in talent.

A lot of people seem to enjoy what you do, so keep on keepin' on.
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#99972 - 05/10/05 08:49 AM Re: Review of Intensities In 10 Cities #2
smutspov Offline
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Quote:

Quote:

It's great to see a totally honest review from an insightful consumer rather than one from a u can't truss it XRCO critic.






Who is that Smut?

Is he a doctor by any chance?




It's not my friend Cindy Loftus, who is just about one of the more honorable people out there nor is it Rog or Dan Davis. Just about any of those XRCO members who work or have worked for AVN and those ADT clowns have zero credibility in Smut's book.
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#99973 - 05/10/05 10:28 AM Re: Review of Intensities In 10 Cities #2
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Random: A journey of a thousand miles begins with one step. I believe my 27 Platinum X releases have brought me 27 steps closer to winning you over as a fan. If I have stumbled along, the way, no worries. There are nearly 1,000 miles left to go. I will keep making the highest quality porn that I can with girls I like. Jackie Diaz is just one....



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