Well its returned, the isomia. I can't sleep. So i put together a few challenges that helped pass the time. So for those bored or in need of a challenge i've decided to post it for you all.I have done every single one of these, no joke.

1) (to ease into the challenge) Find the female celebrity that disgusts you the most, get a picture that has her looking at her worst , then jerk off but staying at the same speed the whole time.

2) Run at half pace during a busy part of the day but instead of swerving in between people , line up one person then as you get to about the distance you normally swerve at, do a jump stop and shout loudly then start running again. Childish and stupid i know but the reaction is priceless.

3) (this challenge is best for public transport) Old people like to talk, it doesn't matter to who or what about. Find a nice old man and start up a conversation, keep it normal for 5-10 minutes then slowly start to flirt with him, making it more and more obvious as time goes on. Then as it gets to the end come on real hard, i mean like fatal attraction. If your one of those people who can make themselves cry easily then pour it on. " i thought we had something special, i thought you loved me, etc".

4) 5 minute midnight nude run (can wear headwear for heat)

5) Think of something you have put off but have wanted to do (sky dive,etc) and do it. Its part of the challenge. (everyone has at least one thing they have wanted to do but have always put off)

This might come in handy for challenge 1. I give you pig girl.

Uh, yeah, skydiving would be it. Or one of those Dutch whores with . . . . . nevermind.

Mine was kick boxing match with jewl, it only cost me $2000 for her fee, 3 teeth and an additional $1600 in medical bills.

Then what do you say about this lovely lady?

Or her...

Tyler I hope you got paid by the pound to fuck that slab of meat...you could probably afford that Bentley now if you did

Actually, In my rookie year, I had plenty of luv sessions with girls like her. Funny thing is , I'd rather be with a girl like her who really appreciates the cock, and wants to fuck, and gets with the Tyler Knight program, than some of the A list chicks that look great, but act like they are better than me, and read the things they dont do off a six mile long scroll, and freak out if I forget "I don't do" # 647.