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Sorry to diappoint you, Monkey. You're standards are way high for me. I am just happy to be getting sucked off most days. It keeps me from turning into some cranky internet Monday morning quarterback who thinks he knows what good porn is. I love putting my money where a girl's mouth is. It's good to be a do-er instead of a talker, don't you agree?




If you didn't have the cash, mesoshorty, these bitches wouldn't fuck you on their worst day. I gotta ask, do you find that people on set mistake you for a coffee table or stool and set things on your bloated cranium?
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