Monkey,

Two answers

1) Why did you choose porn as a profession when you clearly hate any and every sexual act
-- It's part of my work release program. 5 more years and I'm done.

2) Wheres the rest of your torso?
-- I had it liposucked into my cock for the last photo I posted. I used the same doctor who botched your sex change operation. What exactly are you now, anyways? I've heard of pre-op and post-op transexuals, but the doc said your little nub of a monkey penis is the size and shape of a Hershey's kiss. Sorry to hear about that, man. Life's not fair.

Aren't you even going to say congratulations that INTENSITIES IN 10 CITIES #2 is Selena Silver's Pick of the Week over at ADT? C'mon, this is supposed to be my tribute thread. Start giving some tributes.