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#99548 - 05/20/05 12:20 PM
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Demon Spawn
Registered: 07/07/04
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Holly is cute in that know it all way.
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#99549 - 05/20/05 01:16 PM
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Loc: The Dirty: 480
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Speaking of which, I vote Cleetus to be the Donny of the bowling alley that is the cage.
"Shut the fuck up, Donny."
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#99550 - 05/20/05 01:32 PM
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 02/04/05
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Holly is cute in that know it all way.
Do you think she knows that Ford SUVs and Firestones tires are not a good combination
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#99552 - 05/20/05 01:48 PM
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Sex Slave Trader
Registered: 01/12/05
Posts: 1342
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This is why I love The Cage. We've gone from Melissa's new pics, to accusations of theft on a shoot, to pics of Holly Randall, to Monstar being rejected by Holly on myspace.
By the way, the last pic that zenman posted of Holly is hot.
Also, does anyone else think Holly looks like Amanda Bynes?
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#99554 - 05/20/05 02:33 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/28/04
Posts: 4450
Loc: The Planet Houston
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to Monstar being rejected by Holly on myspace.
..and it hurt.
now as i walk the lonely street of dreams, sometimes i catch the wind whisper "Holly Randel"
...Holly Randel...
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#99555 - 05/20/05 02:38 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/26/03
Posts: 8160
Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana
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She looks like one of those girls who talks all the time, though. I'd have to kill her eventually.
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#99556 - 05/21/05 07:00 AM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 04/21/04
Posts: 3899
Loc: CO Springs
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She is definitely very cute in that high school chearleader sort of way. I usually remedy any stress brought on by girls like this by attempting to shove my cock in their mouths. They usually decline, sadly.
Nude pics of her would make me happy.
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#99557 - 05/23/05 04:46 PM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 05/06/05
Posts: 1946
Loc: Outer Space
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#99563 - 05/23/05 05:13 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
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First can we stop posting that asshole picture in every fucking thread.
secondly, whoever compared holly to amanda bynes thanks a fucking lot, now i can't jack off to either and id feel a lot more comfortable leaving my wallet around amanda then holly.
and lastly i wish victoria paris would make porn again, she has held up well for her age. She was great.
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#99564 - 05/23/05 05:21 PM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 05/06/05
Posts: 1946
Loc: Outer Space
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Hahaha you shit, I'll take more than your wallet! And I didn't want to post pics of myself because then I would feel like an self-absorbed idiot, but if you REALLY want to see more pics of me you can visit my FREE site, www.hollyrandall.com. There are so many pics of me on my site you'll get sick of me very quickly, promise!
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#99566 - 05/23/05 05:32 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/28/04
Posts: 4450
Loc: The Planet Houston
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Wait a minute! At first, I rejected you, because as I clearly state on my profile, I don't add people I don't know. But then I realized you were in the biz and I met you at AVN and so I thought I had apologized and added you! I guess I didn't... but I really meant to! Message me again and of course I'll add you.
oh holly . I remember the AVN. but that was the salt in the wound for I am a fragile creature and to be rejected by a ethereal beauty such as yours sent me on a downward spiral of alcohol and fast women.
which led to Luke Ford initiating an intervention and keeping me at his pad where we watched the enitre 6 seasons of Sex & The City.
oh jessica parker...how i miss your witty banter. even tho you looked like that lion headed kid from the Cher Classic Film "MasK" i still loved you
Now that i am off the sauce and have a better understanding of women (thank you Miranda) i still fear rejection.
I implore you, Holly Randel, to meet me half way.
to take a second and find my myspace profile and ADD ME, for the mere visit to your page may send me back to the Jack.
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#99569 - 05/23/05 10:17 PM
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 05/06/04
Posts: 951
Loc: IL
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there was a nice one in AVN a few months back. She was looking hot at the Awards, too. I'm kinda pissed. I thought i got a picture of her all dressed up but didn't.
Holly is on myspace as well...but don't try to add her.
she shot my ass down. 
Wait a minute! At first, I rejected you, because as I clearly state on my profile, I don't add people I don't know. But then I realized you were in the biz and I met you at AVN and so I thought I had apologized and added you! I guess I didn't... but I really meant to! Message me again and of course I'll add you.
'I don't add people I don't know' who the fuck cares you arrogant cuntrag!!! I'll rape your 800 year old mother while you watch!
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#99570 - 05/23/05 11:39 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
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First off, jesus christ John holmes is your father?. Thats cool and fucked up at the same time Quote:
'I don't add people I don't know' who the fuck cares you arrogant cuntrag!!! I'll rape your 800 year old mother while you watch!
jesus Kyoto. You are filled with some much rage and anger, she didn't steal your money why are you so upset by her?.
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#99572 - 05/24/05 01:17 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
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kyoto is completely the alcoholic, disturbed uncle you keep locked in the guest-house. he may make your girlfriend cry and have to be physically-restrained at the thanksgiving-table, but deep down you still love the guy.
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#99574 - 05/24/05 02:01 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
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kyoto is completely the alcoholic, disturbed uncle you keep locked in the guest-house. he may make your girlfriend cry and have to be physically-restrained at the thanksgiving-table, but deep down you still love the guy.
Sometimes i think kyoto's hobby is to keep track of semi famous people(using the term very loosely) that have acknowledged being horribly offended by him. I can see him with a ripped, aged notebook with a pencil tied to the side by a piece of string, him opening it up, writing down the date, the person and the insult, then giving a short paragraph as to the reaction from the person then placing it down on a table, picking up one of 16 cats on his floor and stroking it as they both gaze into a burning fireplace.
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#99575 - 05/24/05 03:42 PM
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 05/06/04
Posts: 951
Loc: IL
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kyoto is completely the alcoholic, disturbed uncle you keep locked in the guest-house. he may make your girlfriend cry and have to be physically-restrained at the thanksgiving-table, but deep down you still love the guy.
Sometimes i think kyoto's hobby is to keep track of semi famous people(using the term very loosely) that have acknowledged being horribly offended by him. I can see him with a ripped, aged notebook with a pencil tied to the side by a piece of string, him opening it up, writing down the date, the person and the insult, then giving a short paragraph as to the reaction from the person then placing it down on a table, picking up one of 16 cats on his floor and stroking it as they both gaze into a burning fireplace.
this coming from a guy who spends his entire life on this message board. with all his alter egos monkey must have over 7000 posts on the board. who has the time to do that? monkey = attention whore racist
hey monkey, can you go AWOL again? I like that animated monkey Tony puts up when you're gone. I find it more entertaining than your posts.
btw, I only have one cat. it's sleeping on my monitor right now. the cat has been very cranky lately, which makes me cranky, so don't bug me monkey.
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#99577 - 05/24/05 04:28 PM
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 05/06/04
Posts: 951
Loc: IL
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ugh
what are you monkey?! lol
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#99578 - 05/24/05 06:38 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/28/04
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Loc: The Planet Houston
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'I don't add people I don't know' who the fuck cares you arrogant cuntrag!!!
comon now Kyoto. In all fairness, A lot of people don't add random strangers. If i didn't have a website i'm rather sure i would not have let my friends list get to 1,000 people.
I think holly is a fine addition to the board. And as an act of koolness on her part, she already sent me an friend add.
Of course i shot her down.
(nah, just f'n witcha randel) 
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#99579 - 05/24/05 07:02 PM
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 05/06/04
Posts: 951
Loc: IL
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'I don't add people I don't know' who the fuck cares you arrogant cuntrag!!!
[qoute] comon now Kyoto. In all fairness, A lot of people don't add random strangers. If i didn't have a website i'm rather sure i would not have let my friends list get to 1,000 people.
I think holly is a fine addition to the board. And as an act of koolness on her part, she already sent me an friend add.
Of course i shot her down.
(nah, just f'n witcha randel)
isn't adding people with similar interests part of myspace? if you're just going to add frinds what's the point of having a profile at all? maybe she just wants attention. a lot of the people on there are like that.
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#99581 - 05/24/05 07:10 PM
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Registered: 02/12/04
Posts: 1683
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isn't adding people with similar interests part of myspace? if you're just going to add frinds what's the point of having a profile at all? maybe she just wants attention. a lot of the people on there are like that.
Normal Bob Smith is looking to add lots of friends.
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About me:
I like nasty dirty sex, and chocolate malteds. I also like to spy on people, secretly, through the windows of their homes (preferably the bedroom or bathroom windows). I also like popcorn! And on rainy days I like to shut myself in a closet and make-believe that I just got stood up for the prom while I touch myself. I'm looking to make real, honest to goodness friends, so that's why I joined MySpace, because this is the one place where people aren't just looking to collect as many people in there list of contacts as possible so that they can pretend they're popular and loved. There's no make-believe here. Everything's as real as heaven above. God I hope you all love me.
Who I'd like to meet:
I'd like to meet like minded people who don't just call the police at the first sign of suspicious behaviors. It's irritating!!
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General
Snowskiiing, facesitting, bargain hunting, thinking sexy thoughts, foreign films, cold showers and meat.
Music
Marching band music, and that angry death metal rock and roll stuff. Oh! And those Jack-in-the-box toys at the store! I could listen to that cute little tune forever.... but then "POP!" Oh, I run screaming out of the toy department every time!
Movies
Documentaries on Nazi Germany and skat porn, or any combination of the two.
Television
Anything tele evangelist, and Pillsbury Doughboy commercials! He's so cute! Anything Children's Television Workshop.
Books
Do magazines count as books? LIke, magazines with mostly articles? I read the articles in magazines. That should count as books, right? Okay, magazines. Lots of them. Like, I got a trunk full of them. Specific names? Let's just say they're... mature people magazines, with articles. Some pictures. Okay, mostly pictures. All right. You broke me. Porn. It's porn magazines. I call 'em books.
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#99582 - 05/24/05 07:23 PM
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 05/06/04
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Loc: IL
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isn't adding people with similar interests part of myspace? if you're just going to add frinds what's the point of having a profile at all? maybe she just wants attention. a lot of the people on there are like that.
Normal Bob Smith is looking to add lots of friends.
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About me:
I like nasty dirty sex, and chocolate malteds. I also like to spy on people, secretly, through the windows of their homes (preferably the bedroom or bathroom windows). I also like popcorn! And on rainy days I like to shut myself in a closet and make-believe that I just got stood up for the prom while I touch myself. I'm looking to make real, honest to goodness friends, so that's why I joined MySpace, because this is the one place where people aren't just looking to collect as many people in there list of contacts as possible so that they can pretend they're popular and loved. There's no make-believe here. Everything's as real as heaven above. God I hope you all love me.
Who I'd like to meet:
I'd like to meet like minded people who don't just call the police at the first sign of suspicious behaviors. It's irritating!!
Normal Bob Smith's Interests
General
Snowskiiing, facesitting, bargain hunting, thinking sexy thoughts, foreign films, cold showers and meat.
Music
Marching band music, and that angry death metal rock and roll stuff. Oh! And those Jack-in-the-box toys at the store! I could listen to that cute little tune forever.... but then "POP!" Oh, I run screaming out of the toy department every time!
Movies
Documentaries on Nazi Germany and skat porn, or any combination of the two.
Television
Anything tele evangelist, and Pillsbury Doughboy commercials! He's so cute! Anything Children's Television Workshop.
Books
Do magazines count as books? LIke, magazines with mostly articles? I read the articles in magazines. That should count as books, right? Okay, magazines. Lots of them. Like, I got a trunk full of them. Specific names? Let's just say they're... mature people magazines, with articles. Some pictures. Okay, mostly pictures. All right. You broke me. Porn. It's porn magazines. I call 'em books.
arab, i didn't know you had a myspace profile. lol
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#99583 - 05/24/05 07:31 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
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i'm convinced only brits and ruskies should write, but charles b. was hilarious. anyone who takes the time to laboriously pen a book of insults about the belgians rules.
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#99586 - 05/25/05 09:52 AM
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 05/06/04
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what are you monkey?! lol
I'm a guy who voices what he likes and dislikes, where as you are a reverse fan boy, you have the make up of a fan boy with the exception you want attention through negativity instead of possitivity while making it seem like you aren't kissing ass but deep down under the core you are one and the same, as i found out today the hatred isn't real, its made up, make believe, doesn't exist. Its all so they will notice you. I might be a lot of things but at least my views are real.
this post is hilarious! your views are real? you lie about everything and have dozens of different usernames on this board. you just can't admit you're a phony.
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#99589 - 05/26/05 08:21 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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Goddamn this girl is cute. I haven't really been paying attention, but does this chica do porn? This is the closest to nude I think I've seen of her. 
I don't think she's done any porn as of yet. She's Suze Randells daughter. A pretty famous photographer. Someone also said the daughter of John Holmes. If that's true shouldn't she be busting someone's head open with a pipe?
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#99591 - 05/26/05 07:29 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
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if she isn't going to flop at least one tit out then im not interested.
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#99592 - 05/26/05 08:02 PM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 05/06/05
Posts: 1946
Loc: Outer Space
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If you've ever seen me drunk at the AVN show in Vegas, then you get a pretty good chance of seeing my tits at some point in the night, LOL...
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