Quote: isn't adding people with similar interests part of myspace? if you're just going to add frinds what's the point of having a profile at all? maybe she just wants attention. a lot of the people on there are like that.
About me: I like nasty dirty sex, and chocolate malteds. I also like to spy on people, secretly, through the windows of their homes (preferably the bedroom or bathroom windows). I also like popcorn! And on rainy days I like to shut myself in a closet and make-believe that I just got stood up for the prom while I touch myself. I'm looking to make real, honest to goodness friends, so that's why I joined MySpace, because this is the one place where people aren't just looking to collect as many people in there list of contacts as possible so that they can pretend they're popular and loved. There's no make-believe here. Everything's as real as heaven above. God I hope you all love me.
Who I'd like to meet: I'd like to meet like minded people who don't just call the police at the first sign of suspicious behaviors. It's irritating!!
Normal Bob Smith's Interests General Snowskiiing, facesitting, bargain hunting, thinking sexy thoughts, foreign films, cold showers and meat. Music Marching band music, and that angry death metal rock and roll stuff. Oh! And those Jack-in-the-box toys at the store! I could listen to that cute little tune forever.... but then "POP!" Oh, I run screaming out of the toy department every time!
Movies Documentaries on Nazi Germany and skat porn, or any combination of the two.
Television Anything tele evangelist, and Pillsbury Doughboy commercials! He's so cute! Anything Children's Television Workshop.
Books Do magazines count as books? LIke, magazines with mostly articles? I read the articles in magazines. That should count as books, right? Okay, magazines. Lots of them. Like, I got a trunk full of them. Specific names? Let's just say they're... mature people magazines, with articles. Some pictures. Okay, mostly pictures. All right. You broke me. Porn. It's porn magazines. I call 'em books.
arab, i didn't know you had a myspace profile. lol
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