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Fuck meliss got her boobs done, BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoo

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Best tits in porn, IMO. Please don't change them,

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Don't say that. You have to use reverse psychology on the french.

Melissa your tits are too small please enhance them.

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Don't say that. You have to use reverse psychology on the french.

Melissa your tits are too small please enhance them.

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Better yet:

Melissa, girls with fake tits are soft and cuddly, and men like to be gentle with them.

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Melissa! One of my fav girls to work with... why are you getting your boobs done? They're fine as they are! Hey checkout what a hypocrite I am-- come see us when you've healed up. Surgery is a bitch-- save some pills for me!

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those pics were good but not great. you should have showed your tight little asshole in at least one of them.

I hope that's Holly. she's a good photographer AND smoking hot!

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Melissa! One of my fav girls to work with... why are you getting your boobs done? They're fine as they are! Hey checkout what a hypocrite I am-- come see us when you've healed up. Surgery is a bitch-- save some pills for me!

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Holly randall is nothing better then any middle aged vegas bar wench as far as im concerned.

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Yes it is me... and thank you! And no, I didn't steal $250 from Aria-- she's one of my closests friends-- I was a bridesmaid at her wedding for christsakes! I don't know anything about that, and obviously I'm sure she would have told me that if it was true. I've got to call her tomorrow so maybe she knows where the rumor started.

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Melissa can explain more.

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Yes it is me... and thank you! And no, I didn't steal $250 from Aria-- she's one of my closests friends-- I was a bridesmaid at her wedding for christsakes! I don't know anything about that, and obviously I'm sure she would have told me that if it was true. I've got to call her tomorrow so maybe she knows where the rumor started.

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i know it wasn't you but i head it happend on one of your shoots.

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jrv you dumb fuck , the ONLY reason that was put up was because of the chico shit and to prevent law suits. if you keep doing this shit i will a) edit your fucking posts and B) ask tony for a cage ban for jrv. Not everything here is fact and not everything here is fake. this happens to be something that is FACT. Im not saying holly did it, i was hinting at it, but $250 was taken at one of her shoots.

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So someone lost their eight-ball money?

Do another "date" and they are flush again.

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So someone lost their eight-ball money?

Do another "date" and they are flush again.

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So someone lost their eight-ball money?

Do another "date" and they are flush again.

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Funny how the thief left after this was made public. She can't hide behind her mothers integrity this time.

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So I talked to Aria about this $250 that was supposedly stolen from her. It never happened. On any shoot, especially not one of mine. Perhaps you were thinking of the other Aria-- the one who does hardcore and only goes by that first name? Otherwise, I don't know how that rumor started.

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So I talked to Aria about this $250 that was supposedly stolen from her. It never happened. On any shoot, especially not one of mine. Perhaps you were thinking of the other Aria-- the one who does hardcore and only goes by that first name? Otherwise, I don't know how that rumor started.

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So I talked to Aria about this $250 that was supposedly stolen from her. It never happened. On any shoot, especially not one of mine. Perhaps you were thinking of the other Aria-- the one who does hardcore and only goes by that first name? Otherwise, I don't know how that rumor started.

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Liar. Im not talking about jolle, fuck you are full of shit, you never talked to her because i asked again AFTER i posted this to make sure it was correct and she said that she DID lose $250 on a holly randell shoot. Maybe you talked to the wrong Aria.

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I really don't understand what you're talking about. I thought we were talking about Aria Giovanni. There is also another Aria who only goes by Aria who does hardcore porn. Aria Giovanni does only single girl and soft girl/girl. Who are we discussing?

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the only thing that could improve this thread would be melissa and jeff in a pistol-duel, aaron burr-style. i have no idea what the tension is about, but i'll be crushed if it erupts anywhere but the cage.

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Im talking about Aria Giovanni and what happened with meliss and jeff?.

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Thats just it,I didnt even know there was a problem.By the way Holly,your hot.



Oh god,I feel like Swami.