Quote: I've read that warts are the easiest STD to contract after crabs, and that due to the 80 or so strains of HPV known, probably upwards of 70% of sexually active persons have some strain of warts, many not even aware of it. So if you're sexually active, there's a good chance you probably have warts.
I'm not going to do any research and just assume your statistics are correct. It will make people watching at Walmart that much more fun.