The fucked up thing is that in a battle involving Wankus, Kurt Lockwood and Swami, someone would have to win...

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Hearing that, Wankus said people are so fucked in the head. Along those lines, Wankus said Sports Swami "the incredible Internet personality, a guy out of Boston who lives with his mother and does phone interviews out of his basement" called Tyler Faith.

"This motherfucker calls Tyler and says I have a job for you. I know you're not with Jill Kelly any more, I've got some work for you. I'm going to hook you up. She goes, really, what is it? He goes a new MILF movie. Is she supposed to be complimented by that? Shut the fuck up."

Lay said nowadays you can be 18 and be considered a MILF and that she's on a MILF site but didn't know about it. "I won't knowingly do one because it does put you in a different stereotype category," she said. "But I don't have kids. I'm not a MILF." To which Wankus complimented Swami for always being on top of things and always having a clue.

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now that it looks dead, did i ever have fun trolling that thing on the avn blog-you can be as many people as you want with no effort.

It looks like it started breathing again.


>sigh< This is the last response I will make because quite frankly as someone who actually WORKS DAILY in the industry you all WRITE ABOUT - I really just don't have the time to keep checking all the boards and responding. It's a waste of time and energy. So this is it.

DIRTY BOOB- So now you wanna call me a "jerk"? My phone number is on the contact page of my website. Call me when you get into town from Ohio and I will gladly give you the opportunity to say all of your wonderful insults to my face ok, internet tough guy?

BILL MARIGOLD: Since you HAD to talk about me... You contradict yourself when you tell me that I should "fill my role" (and who defines this "roll" Bill, you? Tradition? This is an ever-changing biz, Bill, with every-changing "rolls") anyway, you tell me to stick with one thing and then in the next breath tell me that in addition to my being a "more than capable male porn star" that I should also go be a DJ. Which is it? (And your comparison of what a DJ does to what a "hardcore performer" does is just ridiculous and stupid and only shows your complete out-dated ignorance into the kinds of scenes demanded from we male porn stars TODAY.) You are like one of those pull-string puppets. You pull your string and you say repeatedly "I'm the historian emeritus of porn! I'm the historian emeritus of porn! I'm important! I'm important!" Get the fuck over yourself! It's no wonder you suck on SKANKUS' li'l weiner dick so much because you are two fucking peas in a pod-walking-media-SELF-COMMERCIALS. (Besides, arguably, wouldn't that self-proclaimed "historian-emeritus" of porn title that you never fail to throw in everybody's faces go more appropriately to LEGS MCNEIL-a PUBLISHED porn historian- at this point?) AND I notice that in defense of XRCO's "flawless integrity" that you and DIRTY BOOB failed to follow up on the comment that GENE ROSS made to me that I posted here about WICKED despite the fact that you WERE SPEAKING TO GENE HIMSELF. Well, I did ask GENE and he did verify to me that's what he said to me so ANY hatin' on me for this idea should be forwarded directly to MR. ROSS who if any of you care to bother- I'm sure would love to explain his position in full detail. And lastly, hey Bill, 1978 just called and they want their MOUSTACHE back... sheesh!

AND LASTLY...

Oh SKANKUS,
I read your show transcription on adultfyi and all of your continued little jibes at me. You just couldn't let it go could you?
And let me guess... If I know my ex, at this point she's probably been doing alot of grand-standing and saying how she's gonna get her boys from Boston after me because SKANKUS CAN'T FIGHT HIS OWN BATTLES but let me save you both the trouble because guess what?
I ain't mad at you anymore. In fact I officially completely wash my hands of you. I officially wish you and my ex all the happiness in the world. I officially no longer consider you an enemy.
I just feel sorry for you now SKANKUS.
Not only can you not let go of your jealous hatred of me and accept that I have moved on and so should you and I wish you the best but...
and this is a BIG, BIG BUT.
You REALLY fucked up now, homey.
Oh My GOD did you fuck up.
You really, really shouldn't have brought DICK DELAWARE into this. Remember it wasn't ME who got you into trouble with DICK it was you. No one told you to mention his name. You did that all by yourself.
Oh boy...
No matter what context you are going to try to weasle and talk your way out of this it won't matter dick to DICK. You really shouldn't have mentioned his name at all. AT ALL.
In closing, I just want you to understand that you have my word that I WILL NEVER POST OR SAY ANYTHING ABOUT YOU OR MY EX EVER AGAIN. Of course, I never did anyway but you know that don't you.
After all, at this point, it's not me you need to be worrying about now and THAT HAS NORTHING TO DO WITH ME. You made your bed, big mouth, and now you have to lie in it. By the way, you should ask what recently happened with DICK on an certain shoot yesterday- he won't mind me mentioning it because I'm his friend and he told me that he wants to publicly apologize to the guy who's nose he accidentally broke.
So remember: Vaya Con Dios, muchacho. You are persona non grata to me. And in all honesty if I were you I would let go of your jealous hatred obsession with me (particularly my sex life you weirdo) because quite frankly, you've got much BIGGER things to worry about than me now.
Good-bye and good luck, you're gonna need it...
IT'S OVER.
THE REAL KURT LOCKWOOD

Hey, cool! Is someone gonna break Wankus' nose???? Neato.

I hope whoever does separate that nose from that mugging face takes a page from Houston and auctions it off. I'd nail one of his nostrils to my wall.

i want a necklace of his ears, i figure it'll pay off kyoto if i ever anger him or get demonic-yet-hot-melissa to put out and not eat me afterwards.

johnny x loves me. arab, bornyo, monkey and anyone interested--the place is in a formative, naive golden-era for trolling--i'm like 5 different people in that thread.

LOL. Your not the real Kurt Lockwood are you?

nah, i'm actually only three posters

Sorry bro, I saw the reference and laughed my ass off but didn't respond - my bad. That has to be one of the best ever.

Frazzled and Swami... Like you couldn't see this one coming. While nothing will top Swami's penetrating interview with the ghastly goblin known as Sammura, this one has potential.

His mission, apparently, is to interview everyone run off of xxxporntalk, then mount their heads on his wall like the deer and antelope his dad keeps down in the basement where he lives. Hmmm... Smartt...? Smartt...?

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Nicole Brazzle is the prototype of what a Southern Lady is all about; Sweet, sexy and polite on the outside but insides she is driven, tough, and has a viscious tongue. Despite being slammed by Gene Ross, the internet idiots, and even verbally challenged by KSEX Radio's Katie Morgan, Nicole is alive and prospering. One of the founding owners of TNA Models and one of the rising young adult perofmrs, Nicole has been blazing a trail through the industry. In an exclusive interivew, the Swami has sequestered Nicole to talk about her young career in the business, the controvery surrounding her late fiance, her attitude towards the viscious personal attacks by Gene Ross and the Internet chat boards, her reason for decling the invite to KSEX Radio, her feelings on the trouble caused by Katie Morgan and Dick Nasty, her working relationship with TNA Models and Exotic Star Models, and the work on her web site www.nicolebrazzlexxx.com, plus she gives her take on the AVN Expo and the company that has hired her to sign... Sex-Z Pictures!

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I want to see more pics of Tanta, you lucky bastard.

Hey, a private message is fine. I don't blame her. Although, she has nothing to be ashamed of.

I'd lick her toes, with your permission, of course.

God damn i love kyoto.

And he might just love you too, Monkey.