for the love. i know this goes back a few years but alex were you sporting guyliner and waxed eyebrows here? please tell me that this business of struggling with who to be was just a phase in the wake of single mother upbringing. please DON'T tell me that "looking cute was the primary objective of the entire operation," for the naysayers could construe that as a character defining moment, like seeing a young boy putting on high heels for the first time, or dying in an avalanche.

understand that as your attorney i've got your back but i need to be aware of anything else out there that may come back to bite us in court. think along the lines of C3X and Kurt and the photos that surfaced. actually if anything like that exists i don't want to know about it - BURN IT ALL - any photos, pink scarfs, fake eyelashes or acyrlics, soap on a rope, even borderline items like mud mask kits. if in doubt throw it out. if it might be Angelina's, who cares just toss it and remove temptation.

once all that's done then there's a man i *would* like you to meet- a great guy named Jesus Christ.