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#99370 - 05/05/05 09:50 AM
Re: Monstar ISN'T native american
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 07/21/04
Posts: 92
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Monstar is no longer Native American and I've suddenly become Brazilian. Our parents are astonished and mortified, but what can they do? Monkey has spoken.
I don't know why Monkey doesn't do the honorable thing and make his son, Bishop, Jewish. All that's required is a mohel and a slight pause in Bishop's performing career.
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#99372 - 05/05/05 11:05 AM
Re: Monstar ISN'T native american
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 07/21/04
Posts: 92
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We may be identity theives and Brazilians, but at least we're not collaborating in our own childrens' corruption, the way you're doing with Bishop and Melissa.
And what about all those trips to Thailand you made when you were claiming to be in Iraq? There's a spike in STD infections among underage barboys there everytime you leave the cage for any length of time.
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#99373 - 05/05/05 03:22 PM
Re: Monstar ISN'T native american
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 12/22/03
Posts: 1715
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hes not mongolian... hes just mongoliod.
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#99374 - 05/05/05 03:25 PM
Re: Monstar ISN'T native american
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/19/04
Posts: 7888
Loc: Carpathian Mountains
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I think you are all typing in a little hut in Puerto Rico 
Rob, what happened on the OC, I missed it
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#99375 - 05/05/05 05:06 PM
Re: Monstar Appreciation Thread
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/28/04
Posts: 4450
Loc: The Planet Houston
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hes not mongolian... hes just mongoliod.
shaddap jawa.
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#99376 - 05/05/05 05:13 PM
Re: Monstar Appreciation Thread
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
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monstar has pictures, i can look beyond the makeup like i did with bowie.
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#99383 - 05/05/05 05:58 PM
Re: Monstar Appreciation Thread
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/03/03
Posts: 5849
Loc: TX, USA
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How tall is Monstar?
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#99385 - 05/05/05 07:34 PM
Re: Monstar Appreciation Thread
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 12/22/03
Posts: 1715
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Hey monstar... Avy sucked my dick today.
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#99386 - 05/05/05 07:51 PM
Re: Monstar Appreciation Thread
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/28/04
Posts: 4450
Loc: The Planet Houston
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#99387 - 05/05/05 08:14 PM
Re: Monstar Appreciation Thread
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 05/06/04
Posts: 951
Loc: IL
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a blurry picture of me and katrina at the jkp party. she got me drunk.
did you fuck her? I'll be really jealous if you did.
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#99388 - 05/05/05 08:45 PM
Re: Monstar Appreciation Thread
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 12/22/03
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what the hell...
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#99390 - 05/05/05 09:32 PM
Re: Monstar Appreciation Thread
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 12/22/03
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tee hee... ok, i just had to rub that one in.
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#99392 - 05/05/05 10:11 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 12/08/03
Posts: 247
Loc: Tone
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#99393 - 05/05/05 10:21 PM
Re: Monstar Appreciation Thread
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 12/22/03
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monstar is an awesome guy. he was one of the first people i met in LA.
MonSTAR = the coolness...
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#99395 - 05/05/05 11:17 PM
Re: Monstar Appreciation Thread
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Sex Slave Trader
Registered: 01/12/05
Posts: 1342
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I want to know if Monstar has plowed any of the girls he hangs with. I don't need names (unless you want to give them), I just need a simple "yes" or "no".
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#99396 - 05/05/05 11:34 PM
Re: Monstar Appreciation Thread
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
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We may be identity theives and Brazilians, but at least we're not collaborating in our own childrens' corruption, the way you're doing with Bishop and Melissa.
And what about all those trips to Thailand you made when you were claiming to be in Iraq? There's a spike in STD infections among underage barboys there everytime you leave the cage for any length of time.
You god damn son of a bitch. I'm going to fucking kill you. I served this country in iraq, i killed towel heads that were threatening our freedom, i held dying soldiers just there to serve their country in my arms, and you say i wasn't there?. Well maybe i killed a whole lot of babies, i just don't talk about it, maybe i killed more babies then you!. you ever think about that joe?. No , no, no, that wouldn't break into your mind at any point of any day, you and your fat cats sitting back and enjoying the freedom i provide you, you want me on that wall, you need me at the wall and ive got to protect at that wall, just don't ask me what i need to do to do what needs to be done. im all upset now, i bleed for and have bled for the right to choose, and its a woman's choice. Just be careful what you choose and even more careful what you wish for. Bark woof, bark woof. remember that solider , its the last sound you will hear before the burning.
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#99399 - 05/05/05 11:38 PM
Re: Monstar Appreciation Thread
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
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God i hate that song black velvet, sung by keiko is enough for me to take out a small african village in a marlon brandon state of mind.
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#99400 - 05/05/05 11:47 PM
Re: Monstar Appreciation Thread
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
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another look at that picture seems to indicate that slimy guy and keiko are in the middle of a streetcorner drug/cupcake deal. rob, if you love her, help her. or hold her hostage in a closet for a month giving her nothing but water and forced stairmaster-sessions.
the dude in that picture is in the hole at least a few million for the crude oil he showers with-tell me he has some kind of riced-out bike or small honda. i can't hope for a camaro or firebird, things like that just don't happen
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#99405 - 05/07/05 06:16 PM
Re: Monstar Appreciation Thread
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/28/04
Posts: 4450
Loc: The Planet Houston
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Is that a Britney Spears T-shirt? Say it isn't so. Were you singing "Hit me one more time" or one the other Britney golden oldies?
Fuck yeah it's a britney shirt. she's a hot slut who i enthusiastically endorse. I'm waiting her stolen cleb sex vid anyday now.   
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#99406 - 05/07/05 06:20 PM
Re: Monstar Appreciation Thread
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/28/04
Posts: 4450
Loc: The Planet Houston
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I want to know if Monstar has plowed any of the girls he hangs with. I don't need names (unless you want to give them), I just need a simple "yes" or "no".
maybe.
here is a picture with nikki benz
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#99407 - 01/04/06 08:20 AM
Re: Monstar Appreciation Thread
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
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bump
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#99408 - 01/04/06 12:31 PM
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Porn Jesus
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#99410 - 12/21/09 03:11 PM
Re: Mon* stop eating so much - you might get diabetes
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Whoremaster
Registered: 06/22/07
Posts: 2656
Loc: Polekatz, Rte 43
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I can vouch for Monstar. He is a genuine prairie nigger.
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#99411 - 12/21/09 03:17 PM
Re: Mon* stop eating so much - you might get diabetes
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 06/05/05
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Loc: Great America
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#99412 - 12/21/09 04:17 PM
Re: Monstar Appreciation Thread
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Pervert
Registered: 10/02/08
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for the love. i know this goes back a few years but alex were you sporting guyliner and waxed eyebrows here? please tell me that this business of struggling with who to be was just a phase in the wake of single mother upbringing. please DON'T tell me that "looking cute was the primary objective of the entire operation," for the naysayers could construe that as a character defining moment, like seeing a young boy putting on high heels for the first time, or dying in an avalanche.
understand that as your attorney i've got your back but i need to be aware of anything else out there that may come back to bite us in court. think along the lines of C3X and Kurt and the photos that surfaced. actually if anything like that exists i don't want to know about it - BURN IT ALL - any photos, pink scarfs, fake eyelashes or acyrlics, soap on a rope, even borderline items like mud mask kits. if in doubt throw it out. if it might be Angelina's, who cares just toss it and remove temptation.
once all that's done then there's a man i *would* like you to meet- a great guy named Jesus Christ.
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#99413 - 12/21/09 04:35 PM
Re: Monstar Appreciation Thread
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Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
Loc: fortified
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A nipple slip would have been nice... Ya know, something, anything, to distract the jury. Fucken selfish whores. 
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#99416 - 01/12/10 03:06 PM
PLEASE HELP - CONCERNED FRIEND OF MONSTAR
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Registered: 11/01/09
Posts: 2141
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Hello, can someone out there please help? I'm a friend of Mon*.
I have a bad feeling something bad will happen to him.
We have been talking for over 2 years about his eating habits and now he was supposed to call me Sunday night.
He never did plus his cell phone has a full mailbox & he won't answer any e-mails.
Is there anyone out there with any info?
Does anyone have a name or email of someone else who is close to him?
Please, this is NO JOKE. I'am VERY concerned.
Thank you.
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