porn star roleplaying game-i'll be brazzle cuz i can use loaded dice y'all

they've had "rock/rap/hollywood and porn" wasting our collective time with unavoidable press-releases for years. now it's "i pretend to be wizards and collect power-strike-points to kill monsters and porn" i've seen it all-is the point to collect as many antibiotics and narcotics as possible while avoiding probing lukeisback interviews and losing a turn when rob black contracts you? do you lose when you OD at the venetian, get HIV or herpes from holmes? do they have everhard making his gremlin-face and trying to strangle and beat you? this could be hilarious if it wasn't made by a doofus-i bet he doesn't even have "get a radio show at ksex-collect $20 and lose a turn, 3 hours, self-respect and gas money"
_________________________
"She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone"

Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits