I wrote a DB application to catalogue my porn collection. It took about 5 minutes. But then I already knew I was degenerate.
The problem is that I'm too lazy to input the titles and cast lists. I guess I could figure out a way to import them from DVD sites, or at least copy/paste, but I'm even too lazy for that.
I entered about three DVD's until I got too fucking bored to continue.
Oh, and yeah, so fuck off.