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Ford hopes the woman is attractive but says “more than 15 lbs. overweight is not a problem.”

Interested woman can apply by e-mailing Ford at lukeford@comcast.net.

http://www.flashnews.com/news/wfn8050502J22450.html

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You mean Something like this?



I hear she has lots o' free time now, what with ADT sweeping her out the door like a squashed spider...and with Kripsy Kreme cutting prices to try and stay financially afloat, thus enabling her fatty food addiction, she aint doing porn....Air Supply might do her some good.