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#98710 - 05/02/05 12:51 AM Monkey explores the topics that bore cage readers
Smelly Monkey Offline
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Registered: 01/25/04
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Ive noticed that a few topics just don't interested cage readers at all i will now post my bottom 5 topics and subjects that interest the cages readers least.

1. porn radio shows: Whenever someone has a thread involving porn radio shows it sinks to the bottom fast.

2. gene ross and todd hunter: People just don't like them, aren't interested by them and loath threads involving them

3. religion and politics: Strange that a place like the cage, a place built on feuds avoids the two things that seem to rile the most aggressive feuds online and in life. Can't say im disappointed, both bore me greatly too.

4. lurid 2.0: majority of his posts weren't interesting to the cage readers. Pretty funny.

5. early chicken master posts: Strange as i like chicken master, but it seems his early posts didn't go over that well with the cage readers, i remember the mini feuds he and i used to have. Time heals old wounds, having said that there isn't enough time left in history to bridge that gap between jrv and the monkey.
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#98711 - 05/02/05 01:59 AM Re: Monkey explores the topics that bore cage readers
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Registered: 01/12/05
Posts: 1342
6. Most of my threads.

Two examples: 1 2

Funny thing is, whether someone liked them or not is pretty much irrelevant. I can't imagine how anyone would reply to them in any way.
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#98712 - 05/02/05 05:18 AM Re: Monkey explores the topics that bore cage read
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Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
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dude, your posts rule. everybody bricks a few, even the monkey and arab have a couple of zero-replies in their closets. the coolest thing is i've totally forgotten a few of my nonsensical 4am ramblings, started reading it the next day without looking who posted it and thought the person writing it was a retarded asshole. so humbling, yet so unlikely to elicit any change in my behavior.

i think smartt has generally bored me the most next to the actual discussions about porn movies and their casts. very little he's ever said interests me at all. in fact, i'd turn a hedge-trimmer on my balls before i read more about star wars, dvd-collections, or anything else he's said save for the johnny scorpio stuff
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#98713 - 05/02/05 06:37 AM Re: Monkey explores the topics that bore cage read
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Registered: 05/05/04
Posts: 446
Loc: Los Angeles
The stuff about MJC is very good. When the post is that funny it does not matter if it gets one reply. It is still very rich and makes me giddy.
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#98714 - 05/02/05 06:49 AM Re: Monkey explores the topics that bore cage read
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dude, your posts rule. everybody bricks a few, even the monkey and arab have a couple of zero-replies in their closets. the coolest thing is i've totally forgotten a few of my nonsensical 4am ramblings, started reading it the next day without looking who posted it and thought the person writing it was a retarded asshole. so humbling, yet so unlikely to elicit any change in my behavior.

i think smartt has generally bored me the most next to the actual discussions about porn movies and their casts. very little he's ever said interests me at all. in fact, i'd turn a hedge-trimmer on my balls before i read more about star wars, dvd-collections, or anything else he's said save for the johnny scorpio stuff





I love that picture the visible hair implants remind me why I hate brazilians.

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#98715 - 05/02/05 07:06 AM Re: Monkey explores the topics that bore cage read
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Registered: 09/23/04
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Sometimes you read a great post and know there's nothing you can add to the thread except to fuck it up. The best threads are ones exposing/exploring the fucked up personalities in porn- fans/posters and talent alike.

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#98716 - 05/02/05 09:18 AM Re: Monkey explores the topics that bore cage read
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I agree with james on random, your stuff is good.

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Sometimes you read a great post and know there's nothing you can add to the thread except to fuck it up. The best threads are ones exposing/exploring the fucked up personalities in porn- fans/posters and talent alike.






Its true but it doesn't make it suck any less. You post something because you want different views and opinions on it, but you also don't want people to force respond for the sake of it. We are a material board in a material world.
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#98717 - 05/02/05 10:46 AM Re: Monkey explores the topics that bore cage readers
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Registered: 01/12/05
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I feel the love. Everyone can expect a fruit basket in the mail within the next few days.

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Sometimes you read a great post and know there's nothing you can add to the thread except to fuck it up.




This is very true. There have been many times that I've read a great post, but couldn't think of a way to respond to it. It probably is better to not reply than to just say "I agree", "I disagree" or, even worse, the dreaded "+1".



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#98718 - 05/02/05 11:53 AM Re: Monkey explores the topics that bore cage readers
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Registered: 01/12/05
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I'm glad that Smartt is before my time. From what I've read, having him around couldn't have possibly been a good thing.

A Brazilian pedophile who exposes his penis, who needs that?

I thought the Sammura Storm had passed before I arrived, then she returned. That sucked harder than Sammura's lips when puffing the glass pipe.

dr. pornz is a cancer on this board now. Literally nothing he has contributed has been even worth a shit and I feel stupider having read his posts.
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#98719 - 05/02/05 06:13 PM Re: Monkey explores the topics that bore cage readers
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Registered: 01/02/05
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6. Most of my threads.

Two examples: 1 2

Funny thing is, whether someone liked them or not is pretty much irrelevant. I can't imagine how anyone would reply to them in any way.





You are too hard on yourself. Relax....you're cool. Besides.....its XPT/the cage.....this is a PORN board! I post stream of consciousness psycho babble shit all the time that befuddles and bewilders sane and insane people alike, and I've posted shit I regret and/or dont remember ....what difference does it make? 0 'zee-row'

XPT and the cage Rock, and it's nice if the gang at XPT think your a contributing member of this regressive non-repressive community. Smelly Monkey, Arab, James, Jeff, Kami and a few others wont abuse you for posting a few duds....well kami might abuse you just because....
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#98720 - 05/02/05 08:25 PM Re: Monkey explores the topics that bore cage read
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Registered: 04/17/04
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Loc: travieso capital management an...
one thing that i will never, ever become numb to is kyoto's posts. his latest one might get overlooked because of location.

there's not enough genuine emotion in the workl, enjoy some.
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#98721 - 05/02/05 08:50 PM Re: Monkey explores the topics that bore cage readers
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Registered: 01/12/05
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You are too hard on yourself. Relax....you're cool.




I hope no one thought what I posted was for reassurance and/or praise, because I hate when people do that. It's pretty sad.

What I posted was really just a half-joke. I always kid about my "lack of thread starting skills". I was just doing that again, adding to what Monkey already had.

I swear I'm not like a hot chick who needs constant validation on how good she looks. But while we're on it, you do think I'm cute, right? RIGHT? PLEASE GOD TELL ME I'M HOT!!!

All right, now that that's cleared up, I'm off to post some more remarkable shit.
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#98722 - 05/02/05 08:57 PM Re: Monkey explores the topics that bore cage read
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Registered: 04/19/04
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Loc: Carpathian Mountains
You're Hot, I'd bang ya
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#98723 - 05/03/05 07:21 AM Re: Monkey explores the topics that bore cage read
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Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
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I judge everyone. Its a prerequisite of being part of the cage family. Its much better then the rule they have at adt every second vacation must be the Vegas porn con motel 3 a room deal, organized by steph. I'm considering going to one as its a perfect opportunity to take steph down. Whenever someone mentions those adt get togethers i always picture those national lapoon chevy chase vaction movies. Adt posters are the real Griswolds
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#98724 - 05/03/05 01:21 PM Re: Monkey explores the topics that bore cage read
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Registered: 04/21/04
Posts: 3899
Loc: CO Springs
I think your cute.

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