Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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A bunch of pornstars should invite this guy to a party. when he gets to the place there's a huge flight of stairs and at the top the pornstars are laughing at him. then the guy shoots himself (wheelchair guy) (laughing pornstars)

LOL, i can see him at the bottom of the stairs , next to no light, water dripping from the ceiling, rat runs across the floor, then he looks up at the top of the stairs and it looks like trump plaza, sex going on in the back, jenna, briana and ashton pointing and laughing, bobby throwing insults his way, his head slumps, he raises his hands to cover his face and hide his crying. He then snorts back the snot as it leaks from his nose, reaches into his club jenna back pack at the back of his chair , pulls out a small pistol used for protection after his last chair was robbed coming back from a porn convention in chicago by some crazy black ghetto woman who looked like a pitbull on heat and threw the term crippled cracker around a lot, and left a trail of cornchips as she wheeled off in her stolen chair. Then he pulls the gun close to his head , stops then decides to take out as many of the stars as he can before turning the gun on himself.
whoa, too much to read. You fuckers don't cut straw-typers any slack
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