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#98518 - 05/01/05 09:01 AM
Jenna Jameson needs to be bitch slapped
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 10/29/03
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That's right. She thought she conquered XXXPT, but fuck that. Yeah, I initially thought it was cool that she came here, but if it was just because ADT was down that's lame. Plus, she is still buddies w/ TT Boy the manimal.
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#98519 - 05/01/05 09:07 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
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What are you talking about?. She posted more in here in 3 days then she did in 12 months at adt. i don't get this thread, is it trying to get her back?. if so then i resent it as much as jrv.
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#98520 - 05/01/05 09:14 AM
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Whoremaster
Registered: 01/25/04
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well kinda as an update I was at club Ica and I ran into Liz The Bunny, she was fat and ugly like we all figured but she had a bag of blow so I fucked her. she said the bag of blow play was also gonna score her a club jenna contract.
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#98521 - 05/01/05 09:14 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 10/29/03
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Monkey chill. She told me ain't coming back when I saw her in Vegas & I resent that.
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#98522 - 05/01/05 10:58 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/19/04
Posts: 7888
Loc: Carpathian Mountains
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Screw Jenna, she is too important to be seen on message boards. I doubt she even reads the posts here, at least Teagan shows up to search for what is said about her once in a while. Jenna would only show if one of her sycophants tells her that someone over here is being mean to poor ole Jenna. I have nothing against her personally but I don't really like her either. But there are so many hot porn chicks who do post here with regularity that I could care less about Jenna any more. I gave her a shot, she came in and held her own and then left never to return. She is not a pimple on our girls'(Kami, Melissa, Mandy, Gen or Genesis' to name a few)asses.
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#98523 - 05/01/05 11:03 AM
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Demon Spawn
Registered: 07/07/04
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I have nothing against her personally but I don't really like her either.
Cleetus your so complicated. Just when I think your going to turn right, BAM, you turn left.
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#98525 - 05/02/05 12:25 AM
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Porn Jesus
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cleetus = jill kelly
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#98528 - 05/02/05 02:41 PM
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 02/04/05
Posts: 1024
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no. that's my hand.
Jill---->   <-----monstar
What happened to this Monstar--->
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#98529 - 05/02/05 03:58 PM
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Registered: 07/23/04
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#98531 - 05/03/05 07:07 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
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We need the jenna wheelchair fan pic brought back into the limelight. i love that stephen hawkings guy.
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#98532 - 05/03/05 07:48 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
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We need the jenna wheelchair fan pic brought back into the limelight. i love that stephen hawkings guy.
That would be Firewall. He's a much better Limey than the current version. I'll see if I can raise him for you.
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#98533 - 05/03/05 07:51 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 10/29/03
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"raise him"? out of the chair? just find the pic and put kyotos head on him w/ a knife aimed at Jenna.
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#98534 - 05/03/05 08:26 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
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"raise him"? out of the chair? just find the pic and put kyotos head on him w/ a knife aimed at Jenna.
If you mean find the pics posted during "hurricane jenna" I don't want to do all that digging. There're probably more pics at his site: www.firewallsdiary.com
Again, he's a decent guy. Some people like jenna and some people are jacking off to lara roxx and darren james' last scene. I'm not in a position to say which is worse.
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#98535 - 05/03/05 08:51 AM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 03/08/05
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"Fake Jenna -Get Fake Aurora to post here " -Cleetus VanDamme Cleetus that was some of the funniest shit ever!!! That totally fucked up Jenna's mind.After that post all Jenna's inane comebacks became psycho-babble!!! 
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#98537 - 05/03/05 09:56 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
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how did you know about this joker?
It came to me in a vision after hitting your bong along with everyone else.
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#98539 - 05/03/05 03:13 PM
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Porn Jesus
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#98540 - 05/03/05 06:05 PM
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#98541 - 05/03/05 07:52 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/19/04
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No  , It would be a stick figure with a gape if I tried to draw her
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#98542 - 05/03/05 10:17 PM
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Demon Spawn
Registered: 07/07/04
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stick figure with a gape
How symbolic.
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#98543 - 05/04/05 08:24 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
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See his site, both sad and funny. BORNYO CAUGHT OUT ON HIS FORUM. You so want to fuck that guy in his cripple ass. I have no heart.
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#98544 - 05/04/05 10:47 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
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If I was worried about being "caught out on his forum" I don't think I would have posted the link to the site.
I'll stand by what I said- he's a decent guy and a much better limey than our current representative. Other than that, he's as fair a target of ridicule here as any of the rest of us.
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#98547 - 05/05/05 01:42 AM
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Sex Slave Trader
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#98552 - 05/05/05 10:45 AM
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 05/06/04
Posts: 951
Loc: IL
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A bunch of pornstars should invite this guy to a party. when he gets to the place there's a huge flight of stairs and at the top the pornstars are laughing at him. then the guy shoots himself
(wheelchair guy)  (laughing pornstars)
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#98553 - 05/05/05 11:09 AM
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Porn Jesus
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for once I agree w/ kyoto on something. but the old sod would prolly crawl through broken glass and hot coals to get a whiff some porn beaver's perfume though I refuse to go to hell over this wheelchair bound perv who's prolly gonna get there first judging by his age.
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#98557 - 05/05/05 11:45 PM
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A bunch of pornstars should invite this guy to a party. when he gets to the place there's a huge flight of stairs and at the top the pornstars are laughing at him. then the guy shoots himself
(wheelchair guy) (laughing pornstars)
LOL, i can see him at the bottom of the stairs , next to no light, water dripping from the ceiling, rat runs across the floor, then he looks up at the top of the stairs and it looks like trump plaza, sex going on in the back, jenna, briana and ashton pointing and laughing, bobby throwing insults his way, his head slumps, he raises his hands to cover his face and hide his crying. He then snorts back the snot as it leaks from his nose, reaches into his club jenna back pack at the back of his chair , pulls out a small pistol used for protection after his last chair was robbed coming back from a porn convention in chicago by some crazy black ghetto woman who looked like a pitbull on heat and threw the term crippled cracker around a lot, and left a trail of cornchips as she wheeled off in her stolen chair. Then he pulls the gun close to his head , stops then decides to take out as many of the stars as he can before turning the gun on himself.
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#98558 - 05/05/05 11:57 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
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oh man, i remember i didn't see he was handicapped back during jennagate and kept telling him to take off the scary mask he was wearing. i apologized to him and told him i still disliked him but pitied him.
handicapped people and stuff like cats with one eye and three-legged raccons hit by cars make me sad and reassure me i'm not a bad person. i just wish we could put them in some kind of internment facility or have them destroyed we wouldn't randomly see them in their wretchedness and get upset on sunny days when everything else is going well.
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#98559 - 05/06/05 12:03 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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A bunch of pornstars should invite this guy to a party. when he gets to the place there's a huge flight of stairs and at the top the pornstars are laughing at him. then the guy shoots himself
(wheelchair guy) (laughing pornstars)
LOL, i can see him at the bottom of the stairs , next to no light, water dripping from the ceiling, rat runs across the floor, then he looks up at the top of the stairs and it looks like trump plaza, sex going on in the back, jenna, briana and ashton pointing and laughing, bobby throwing insults his way, his head slumps, he raises his hands to cover his face and hide his crying. He then snorts back the snot as it leaks from his nose, reaches into his club jenna back pack at the back of his chair , pulls out a small pistol used for protection after his last chair was robbed coming back from a porn convention in chicago by some crazy black ghetto woman who looked like a pitbull on heat and threw the term crippled cracker around a lot, and left a trail of cornchips as she wheeled off in her stolen chair. Then he pulls the gun close to his head , stops then decides to take out as many of the stars as he can before turning the gun on himself.
whoa, too much to read. You fuckers don't cut straw-typers any slack
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#98560 - 05/06/05 12:07 AM
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Demon Spawn
Registered: 07/07/04
Posts: 3178
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i just wish we could put them in some kind of internment facility or have them destroyed we wouldn't randomly see them in their wretchedness and get upset on sunny days when everything else is going well.
Pure joyful evil.
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#98563 - 05/26/07 04:58 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
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back before i knew burglar was in a wheelchair. so embarassing. Quote:
oh man, i remember i didn't see he was handicapped back during jennagate and kept telling him to take off the scary mask he was wearing. i apologized to him and told him i still disliked him but pitied him.
handicapped people and stuff like cats with one eye and three-legged raccons hit by cars make me sad and reassure me i'm not a bad person. i just wish we could put them in some kind of internment facility or have them destroyed we wouldn't randomly see them in their wretchedness and get upset on sunny days when everything else is going well.
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