that was a masterpiece.

i too, have taken several shits that didn't feel comfortable(opiates hate poop) and there's no way anal can be that much fun. my guess=best case scenario is it's succiently slow and careful it's not immediately painful, just an unnatural feeling. i'd imagine it's about as exciting as sticking qtips in your ears.vaginas are truly wonderful, why are they so uncool now?
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"She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone"

Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits