I am going to break each topic into paragraphs so if one bores you , you can easily skip to another, cause thats the type of monkey i am, boring and aware of it.


I pinpointed why i hate fayner so much today, its so obvious that i hate myself for not picking up on it earlier. He reminds me of a drunk or drug addict bum, you know the one that asks you for spare change , laughs and tries to joke with you then you think " I bet this guy was one of those try to be the life of the party guys, show everyone how cool he is by doing as many drugs as he can and making sure everyone knows about it" Only to still have those deluded thoughts that people still (or ever) considered him cool. Difference is you can get away from those people easily while fayner has made it his mission to be this guy on what was the best porn gossip site on the net. So its like that bum living outside your house and having to see him every morning going to work and everynight coming home. I realized i don't give a flying fuck about fayner or his problems i just don't want to see or hear from him anymore and i wished that someone who was willing to update the lukeford site with porn would take over.

Question for girls who do anal or guys, i judge no one. I did a huge shit earlier today and must of clenched at the wrong time or moved or done something and my asshole hasn't been right since, this is rare but has happened maybe twice before in my life and tends to last maybe 2-3 days. Now this shit only lasted maybe 30-60 seconds tops, how do you deal with the asshole pain after getting a large object rammed back and forth in your ass for upto 5 minutes or longer. i mean it must be worse then the slight but annoying ass pain i feel right now. I can't understand how its a good feeling and that i have a new found respect for fags. I'm not trying to be funny or fill space, this is a semi serious question. I mean the real gape anal stuff, what are the lingering effects?




I could really go for an indepth review of the tt boy and lana sands gangbang scene by simp right now. Hands down the funniest porn scene ive ever seen and simp has a way with words to bring out the funny of the funny. I need suction, more suction (grabs nose and begins fucking head), yeah and theres nothing you can do about it, moves her head by hair like its a jug of water to a freaked out randy west, there you go brother, randy struggling to maintain wood. It was gang band wild style.



If you squint real hard george w bush could pass for max hardcore if they are both wearing a cowboy hat.

I wish kyoto would find someone to hate and go after again. i loved his garfield and tantas attacks. Cage needs a knife fight and i no longer have the limbs to do it myself