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#98479 - 05/01/05 12:24 AM Runaway bride . . .
John Floofin Offline
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So, who wants to tee off on this flighty psycho?

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#98480 - 05/01/05 02:33 AM Re: Runaway bride . . .
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When caught she tried to blame it on some hispanic man and caucasian woman. She had this wild story that fell apart. She should do some jail time.

My issue is not that she was a "runaway bride", I think everyone should run like hell when facing marriage. It's the lies she told to cover up her conduct. She should have just said "Hell yes I ran, you would too!" and there would have been no laws broken, but she had to take it one step further.

She lied to the FBI and submitted a false report. If lying to the FBI gets Martha Stewart some time behind bars then why should this woman be any different.

If this were a man, every woman and reporter in America would want him to die behind bars. He would never be allowed to fly home like nothing happened. He'd be fighting to save his asshole. Thats what should happen to her. Let the guards take turns raping this womans ass. I hate Liars.

Instead they are all going to say what a poor, overwhelmed sweet young woman she is. I'm gonna smile and try not to choke on my vomit.

If that man still marries her then he is no longer a man and every man should tell him so. He is a tranny in training at best or a Metrosexual at worst.





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#98481 - 05/01/05 06:12 AM Re: Runaway bride . . .
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I posted this elsewhere, but this bitch cut her fiance's nuts off in front of the entire country, and I'll bet he is already kissing her ass again.

Men: Beware of American women.

Here is a pic of him after finding out she was okay, but before finding out it was all a hoax. She should most definitely be ashamed of herself, lol.

Poor guy.

What a whore.


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#98482 - 05/01/05 06:43 AM Re: Runaway bride . . .
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I say hang her head UPSIDE DOWN and give her the gag factor treatment. I guarantee her whole outlook will be brand new.
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#98483 - 05/01/05 06:45 AM Re: Runaway bride . . .
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#98484 - 05/01/05 07:15 AM Re: Runaway bride . . .
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i hope she does marry that guy and he turns all norman bates on her ass and guts her like a fish.
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#98485 - 05/01/05 07:37 AM Re: Runaway bride . . .
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When he does it will be like slitting open a sharks belly. Parts of her victims will come spilling out, namely testicles.
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#98486 - 05/01/05 10:51 AM Re: Runaway bride . . .
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Registered: 07/07/04
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Quote:

I hate Liars.




Then you must hate everyone.

I think she is hot and should be in a White Trash Whore scene at least. Those buggy eyes really do it for me.

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#98487 - 05/01/05 01:40 PM Re: Runaway bride . . .
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When he does it will be like slitting open a sharks belly. Parts of her victims will come spilling out, namely testicles.




and a licence plate like in JAWS.

"you're gonna need a bigger boat"
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#98488 - 05/01/05 07:30 PM Re: Runaway bride . . .
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Can you imagine if she has kids? How's she gonna handle it the first time the rug rat makes things a little stressful?
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#98489 - 05/01/05 08:32 PM Re: Runaway bride . . .
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Registered: 05/06/04
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I bet she's not as whacked out as kami. that girls a headcase.

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#98490 - 05/01/05 09:05 PM Re: Runaway bride . . .
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Quote:

Quote:

I hate Liars.




Then you must hate everyone.

I think she is hot and should be in a White Trash Whore scene at least. Those buggy eyes really do it for me.




Well yes I do dislike most people and I agree that her eyes are really freaky. She'd look really cool if her skin were green.



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#98491 - 05/01/05 09:33 PM Re: Runaway bride . . .
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Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

I hate Liars.




Then you must hate everyone.

I think she is hot and should be in a White Trash Whore scene at least. Those buggy eyes really do it for me.




Well yes I do dislike most people and I agree that her eyes are really freaky. She'd look really cool if her skin were green.








Like this? Or darker?


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#98492 - 05/02/05 09:09 AM Re: Runaway bride . . .
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#98493 - 05/02/05 09:52 AM Re: Runaway bride . . .
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Can you imagine if she has kids? How's she gonna handle it the first time the rug rat makes things a little stressful?




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#98494 - 05/02/05 08:30 PM Re: Runaway bride . . .
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Registered: 06/03/04
Posts: 703
Loc: blue state.....red county...
Well I just heard her fiance and her father on an interview on the Sean Hannity show and they all forgive her and yes her fiance still wants to marry her....

she should be required to at least pay back all the money she cost in salary and resources that was spent looking for her....

Last year we had a U of Wis student who pulled the same crap and she got 3 years probation and ordered to pay the county and state back a total of 9,000 to cover the cost it took to find her ass..when all the time she faked her own abduction..
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#98495 - 05/03/05 02:31 AM Re: Runaway bride . . .
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Registered: 03/31/05
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Loc: Chicago, IL
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I bet she's not as whacked out as kami. that girls a headcase.



I dig her.
You know what they say:
Crazy in the head,
Crazy in the bed.
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#98496 - 05/03/05 01:13 PM Re: Runaway bride . . .
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she should be required to at least pay back all the money she cost in salary and resources that was spent looking for her....





Why?

Runaway bride just left, and they started searching. She didn't ask anyone to search for her. She didn't lie to the police until after the search had been started and was well underway. She actually stopped the searcch with her phone call. She should be awarded the money that they would have spent had she not called. I'm joking, or course, but the poitn is obvious.

Is it illegal to skip town? They still would have searched for her, whether she made that dumbass phone call at the end or not.

Granted, she is in the wrong. Under no circumstances should this guy even consider marrying her. She might get confused about whether she still wants her future kids, someday. She is selfish, flaky, and at the risk of being psychoanalyzed(), a bitch.
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#98497 - 05/03/05 02:35 PM Re: Runaway bride . . .
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Loc: TX, USA
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Runaway bride just left, and they started searching.



She called police a week after this started to say she had been kidnapped. That's a no-no. But I'm not sure if she called Georgia or local police in NM. The timing of her call to the police department that did the search and the when search was done are important. I haven't paid much attention to the details on this one.

The sheriff has already said he's not interested in pursuing it. It's the DA wanting to get the money.

It will cost the sheriff money to pursue this, not really the DA, so I wonder if the DA will get a lot of help from the sheriff unless the DA promises money recovered to the sheriff's department, which takes the incentive away from the DA...

This probably doesn't go anywhere unless there's something else in her background, or she tried to deceive police. She's not married and so they can't go after his money, and she's too old for them to go after her family's money. The sheriff likely has more important crime issues to deal with...
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#98498 - 05/04/05 08:31 AM Re: Runaway bride . . .
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Registered: 06/03/04
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Loc: blue state.....red county...
well reading the morning paper it looks like the mayor of her home town is pressing for probation and restitution charges...it seems the city spent in salary and resources the equilivent of $60,000 and is looking for her to recover the cost...

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#98499 - 05/04/05 09:01 AM Re: Runaway bride . . .
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well reading the morning paper it looks like the mayor of her home town is pressing for probation and restitution charges...it seems the city spent in salary and resources the equilivent of $60,000 and is looking for her to recover the cost...



$60k! She was only gone a week, right? How did they blow $60k that quick? Do they take that big a hit over every missing person report?

I haven't paid attention. I thought it was the sheriff who was leading the search but that's a county thing.
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#98500 - 05/04/05 09:04 AM Re: Runaway bride . . .
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Loc: blue state.....red county...
maybe it was the figures of both city and county....and somehow are trying to get back everything even from the free food some restaurants gave searchers...

But hey I live in small town WI, our rag (newspaper) has been known to get shit incorrect.

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#98501 - 05/04/05 10:07 AM Re: Runaway bride . . .
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Quote:

Quote:


Runaway bride just left, and they started searching.



She called police a week after this started to say she had been kidnapped. That's a no-no.




Yes, obviously. But they would have conducted the search with or without her call.

Now, intent can be prosecuted, such as with murders. But, IMO, it should not be in this case. She might get charged with making a false report, or something minor, but I disagree with her having to pay any restitution.

Quote:

But I'm not sure if she called Georgia or local police in NM. The timing of her call to the police department that did the search and the when search was done are important.




Yep. That's my point.
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#98502 - 05/04/05 12:29 PM Re: Runaway bride . . .
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Registered: 06/03/04
Posts: 703
Loc: blue state.....red county...
yeah but we had a Univ of Wiscos student just last school year who went missing and was missing over a week, I mean they had FBI out here and all.....when she was ready to be found she turned up by a lake and had apparently tied her own self up and waited to be found...when it came out that she just needed to get away because she was stressed....the city and county turned around and prosecuted her...she was ordered to pay $90,000 which was the accessed figuring overtime pay and man power used for her search.....

maybe local authorities should extend the length of time from 24 hrs to 72 when an adult goes missing and they actually start to do something about it....
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#98503 - 05/04/05 02:03 PM Re: Runaway bride . . .
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the city and county turned around and prosecuted her...she was ordered to pay $90,000 which was the accessed figuring overtime pay and man power used for her search.....



There must be something more to this. You're well within your rights to just walk out the door and take a vacation without telling anyone. She probably told someone something, or took some action that caused someone to reasonably believe she hadn't walked off but had instead been kidnapped.

Or more likely she couldn't afford a lawyer. 90k is absurd - a student isn't going to be able to pay that - you can't get blood from a turnip.

I'm all for making people repay when the search is their fault and not someone else assuming something. But there is *no* *way* 60k or 90k is realistic - no way that isn't a padded number - the sheriff would go broke spending that kind of money on every missing person report.
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#98504 - 05/04/05 02:16 PM Re: Runaway bride . . .
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I think that the time needs to be 24 hours.

Time is critical when someone really is missing and in trouble. It's possible to have a car accident and not be visible from the road or be lost/hurt while hunting or camping.

I don't care about the money. She should do some time in Jail. One Day a woman is going to die because everyone will be thinking "It's just another hoax and we're not going to fall for it".

Lying to the police is sometimes both morally wrong and justifiably criminal.



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#98505 - 05/05/05 10:03 AM Re: Runaway bride . . .
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Good point, jrv.

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#98506 - 05/05/05 07:33 PM Re: Runaway bride . . .
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Loc: Las Vegas
The real reason she ran away!




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#98507 - 05/15/05 07:20 PM Hide-And-Seek Game Sparks Massive Search
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http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20050513/ap_on_fe_st/hide_and_seek_search

MARTINSBURG, W.Va. - Two young boys' apparent game of hide-and-seek prompted a massive search involving dozens of people, a helicopter, military planes and at least three K-9 units.

The unidentified boys — both about 5 years old — were found hiding under a bed in their grandmother's Darkesville-area home Thursday afternoon, about 90 minutes after they were reported missing.

"The kids had a game of playing hide-and-seek," said Berkeley County sheriff's Chief Deputy Kenneth Lemaster Jr. "It was a game to them."

Almost all available law enforcement officers took part in the search. Local media outlets were contacted, and crews aboard several West Virginia Air National Guard C-130 planes, already flying in the area, were asked to help and a Maryland State Police helicopter also participated in the search.

One of the dogs eventually picked up the children's scent and started tugging on a blanket they were wrapped up in under the bed, Lemaster said. An officer had searched the home at the start of the investigation, but didn't find the boys.

"We had heard word that the two juveniles do like to hide a lot," Lemaster said.

Between 25 and 50 searchers took part in the effort, while more were on their way to the search area.

"It's a happy ending," LeMaster said.
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