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#98378 - 04/30/05 08:23 AM Teagan pregnant with little girl that shes keeping
Smelly Monkey Offline
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Its been rumored but a person close to teagan contacted me saying that its true. Teagan is carrying a little girl and she's keeping it. No word on who the father is but if it was upto me i would make rick soloman (paris hilton porno guy who she was fucking for a while) the daddy, so the kid could have every element of white trash bred into it.


Teagan if you read this i hope you are laying off the drugs at least till you have the baby, you want to keep it fine but give the kid a chance. Don't fry its brain because you want to fry yours.
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#98379 - 04/30/05 08:31 AM Re: Teagan pregnant with little girl that shes kee
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Registered: 04/21/04
Posts: 3899
Loc: CO Springs
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Teagan if you read this i hope you are laying off the drugs at least till you have the baby, you want to keep it fine but give the kid a chance. Don't fry its brain because you want to fry yours.




Yup.

Poor kid. It would probably bond with Bandit in no time.
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#98380 - 04/30/05 10:34 AM Re: Teagan pregnant with little girl that shes kee
kyoto Offline
Gay For Pay

Registered: 05/06/04
Posts: 951
Loc: IL
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Yup.

Poor kid. It would probably bond with Bandit in no time.





whores shouldn't have ANY contact with animals or children.

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#98381 - 04/30/05 11:25 AM Re: Teagan pregnant with little girl that shes kee
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Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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Yup.

Poor kid. It would probably bond with Bandit in no time.





whores shouldn't have ANY contact with animals or children.




Bullshit. Contact with animals and children is good for the whores.

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#98382 - 04/30/05 06:13 PM Re: Teagan pregnant with little girl that shes kee
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Registered: 03/08/05
Posts: 565
Loc: Amazon Jungle
PLEASE Teagan if you see this post please name your daughter....Samantha Strong!
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#98383 - 04/30/05 07:59 PM Re: Teagan pregnant with little girl that shes keeping
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Registered: 12/10/04
Posts: 261
She should be forced to get an abortion. Why is it that you have to have a license to do anything in this country but shit out some kid. She is so obviously not fit to be a parent.

oh well how many months before Crackhead Cindy is due?

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#98384 - 04/30/05 08:09 PM Re: Teagan pregnant with little girl that shes keeping
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Registered: 06/03/04
Posts: 703
Loc: blue state.....red county...
do porn contract have a clause in the event the whore comes up pregnant?
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#98385 - 04/30/05 08:29 PM Re: Teagan pregnant with little girl that shes kee
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Registered: 08/03/03
Posts: 5849
Loc: TX, USA
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Contact with animals and children is good for the whores.



And profitable, if there is a camcorder handy.
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#98386 - 04/30/05 08:30 PM Re: Teagan pregnant with little girl that shes kee
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Registered: 05/06/04
Posts: 951
Loc: IL
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Contact with animals and children is good for the whores.



And profitable, if there is a camcorder handy.




that's illegal, you sick goatfucker! ban jrv!

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#98387 - 04/30/05 08:35 PM Re: Teagan pregnant with little girl that shes kee
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Registered: 04/26/03
Posts: 441
Loc: WHYWHYWHYWHY?!!!!!!
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"Physical beauty is a skin condition not a personality trait."




Where'd you get that?


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#98388 - 04/30/05 08:50 PM Re: Teagan pregnant with little girl that shes kee
JRV Offline
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Registered: 08/03/03
Posts: 5849
Loc: TX, USA
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Contact with animals and children is good for the whores.



And profitable, if there is a camcorder handy.




that's illegal, you sick goatfucker! ban jrv!



Oops - I thought I edited out "and children"?
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#98389 - 04/30/05 08:52 PM Re: Teagan pregnant with little girl that shes kee
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Registered: 08/03/03
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"Physical beauty is a skin condition not a personality trait."




Where'd you get that?





It's original - I made it up for a post in a Nicole Brazzle thread a week or two ago.
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#98390 - 04/30/05 09:17 PM Re: Teagan pregnant with little girl that shes kee
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 12/10/04
Posts: 261
We need a list of baby names that smelly monkey can give her so I'll start it off with:

Crackhead Cindy
Rachel the Retard
Anal Anna
No Daddy Deirdre
Beverly the Bastard


Oh and the saddest name of all:

Teagens new boyfriends little fuck toy.



Is there anyone here who thinks this child stands a fucking chance. Thank god I'm not the daddy, the worry and fear would make my IBS even worse.
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#98391 - 04/30/05 09:21 PM Re: Teagan pregnant with little girl that shes kee
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Registered: 01/25/04
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I hate to sterotype as you all know. BUT my issue with pornstars is they never tend to look at the big picture. Its always about what this does for me now, i can't fault them for that attitude as thats how they have lived their whole lives and they wouldn't be in porn if they were different BUT when you are talking about a child thats a life long commitment, once you have one you are no longer the most important person in your world, and female pornstars are all about themselves and getting seen and trying to get any kind of attention possible. They are like babies in hot 20 year old bodies with the same attention span. So although this seems like a great idea to a 20 year old teagan now i can promise it won't whens shes 22 a year plus into attempting to raise it. Theres no doubt that she is having it for selfish reasons, thinking of how it effects her rather then how it effects the baby. I don't like any 20 year old having a kid let alone a pornstar without a rock solid partner to raise it.
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#98392 - 04/30/05 09:24 PM Re: Teagan pregnant with little girl that shes keeping
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Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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Its been rumored but a person close to teagan contacted me saying that its true. Teagan is carrying a little girl and she's keeping it. No word on who the father is but if it was upto me i would make rick soloman (paris hilton porno guy who she was fucking for a while) the daddy, so the kid could have every element of white trash bred into it.


Teagan if you read this i hope you are laying off the drugs at least till you have the baby, you want to keep it fine but give the kid a chance. Don't fry its brain because you want to fry yours.




Los Angeles Social Child Services Number can be found at ANY health care facility. I'd call just to have fodder for a post here in the cage, let alone the fact I was saving some poor baby from having to listen to THAT FUCKING ANNOYING VOICE:

(high pitched yelp) "Noooooo sweetie, dont throw your strained peaches into mommy's purse...." (Teagan too herself *Fuck! My Blow is in a baggie, please dont let it be ruined*)
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#98393 - 04/30/05 09:34 PM Re: Teagan pregnant with little girl that shes kee
Smelly Monkey Offline
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Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
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We need a list of baby names




She will give it some stupid hollywood name because she like the mainstream celebrities believe that a stupid, original name means that the kid is going to turn out to be a genius, or maybe because its easier to hide the denial of knowing that its going to turn out like most celebrity children, doing lots of blow and killing famous director's sons in weird boating accidents.


I think she's smart enough to stay away from names like crystal and destiny. It pains me to admit that.
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#98394 - 04/30/05 09:52 PM Re: Teagan pregnant with little girl that shes kee
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Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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I think she's smart enough to stay away from names like crystal and destiny. It pains me to admit that.




I'd agree except Gwyneth P. named her baby girl "Apple" ...teagan's girl is screwed unless she quits Porn and blow NOW and enrolls in a UCLA night School Class on "Reversing Childhood Trauma after age 1"
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#98395 - 04/30/05 11:27 PM Re: Teagan pregnant with little girl that shes kee
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 12/10/04
Posts: 261
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I hate to sterotype as you all know. BUT my issue with pornstars is they never tend to look at the big picture. Its always about what this does for me now, i can't fault them for that attitude as thats how they have lived their whole lives and they wouldn't be in porn if they were different BUT when you are talking about a child thats a life long commitment, once you have one you are no longer the most important person in your world, and female pornstars are all about themselves and getting seen and trying to get any kind of attention possible. They are like babies in hot 20 year old bodies with the same attention span. So although this seems like a great idea to a 20 year old teagan now i can promise it won't whens shes 22 a year plus into attempting to raise it. Theres no doubt that she is having it for selfish reasons, thinking of how it effects her rather then how it effects the baby. I don't like any 20 year old having a kid let alone a pornstar without a rock solid partner to raise it.




We haven't even discussed weather her porn career will continue after the pregnancy. Some women don't look as good after a pregnancy and that could kill her career. What else can she do?

Unless the daddy is rich and stupid she will not be able to live off child support. If the daddy is well off, smart and in a stable environment she will probably loose custody and have to pay support herself.

What man is going to want his daughter raised by a drug addicted woman that does porno. What judge would allow it if given a better option. Who the hell wants a female version of Maged for a child.



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#98396 - 05/01/05 08:00 AM Re: Teagan pregnant with little girl that shes kee
Smelly Monkey Offline
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Registered: 01/25/04
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We haven't even discussed weather her porn career will continue after the pregnancy




She was on the way out before the news broke. This is just the nail in the coffin and i say at the right time. Hell i say maybe it was a ploy on her part, she realized she got screwed on the contract and wanted to break it legally. She didn't see the downside of having a kid for the rest of her life but this at least kills her $20 6 scene a year for 8 years contract
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#98397 - 05/02/05 02:31 AM Re: Teagan pregnant with little girl that shes kee
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Registered: 01/12/05
Posts: 1342
I'm just going to say what we all should already know, the father is Monstar. He wooed her with his Indian voodoo, then slipped in the ol' tomahawk.

At least we can look forward to knowing the child's last name will be something like "Little Foot" or "Runs With Cattle".
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#98398 - 05/02/05 03:55 AM Re: Teagan pregnant with little girl that shes kee
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Registered: 08/09/06
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or Snorts Too Much Coke

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#98399 - 05/02/05 11:35 AM Re: Teagan pregnant with little girl that shes kee
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Registered: 03/28/04
Posts: 4450
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I'm just going to say what we all should already know, the father is Monstar. He wooed her with his Indian voodoo, then slipped in the ol' tomahawk.

At least we can look forward to knowing the child's last name will be something like "Little Foot" or "Runs With Cattle".







here are some of my picks:

KIMI: Algonquin name meaning "secret."

KIMIMELA: Sioux name meaning " butterfly."

KINEKS: rosebud

MOSI: Navajo name meaning " cat."

NIABI: Osage name meaning "fawn."

OMUSA: Miwok name meaning " misses with arrows."

SHESHEBENS: Cheyenne name meaning "small duck."

TAKCHAWEE: Sioux name meaning " doe."

WEEKO: Sioux name meaning " pretty."

YAZHI: Navajo name meaning " little one."

...if i were pops.
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#98400 - 05/02/05 03:19 PM Re: Teagan pregnant with little girl that shes kee
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Registered: 02/23/05
Posts: 3724
Loc: Paddling my canoe in the wild
what's Navajo for "takes it up the ass, mournfuly"
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#98401 - 05/02/05 06:42 PM Re: Teagan pregnant with little girl that shes kee
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Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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I'm just going to say what we all should already know, the father is Monstar. He wooed her with his Indian voodoo, then slipped in the ol' tomahawk.

At least we can look forward to knowing the child's last name will be something like "Little Foot" or "Runs With Cattle".




Little Big Nose? Snorting Squaw?
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