Kami, babe, I never meant you any offence and I am not taking the piss out of ya. That's a UK expression for sarcasm.
The magazine I write for has had two of your most recent movies delivered. I watched them and you're a right dirty fucker. I mean that in a good way.
Listen babe, no sweat, I only joke on these boards. Sorry but I am eccentric. I hate no-one but I have to say one thing.
BOY DO YOU HAVE A CUTE FACE!!! It's so cute. I don't give a fuck, you are the proverbial girl next door in UK terms.
All the best.
Take care.