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#98334 - 04/29/05 11:41 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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Driving thru Santa Clara early this morning (appx 5am, about 6 hours ago) someone resembling a hybrid Fayner/BjFAN tire-iron wielding Transvestite, with a Kyoto-esque Catlike Mustache, tried to carjack me as I sat at a redlight. I escaped due to quick thinking and a good old american V8 under the hood. Nonetheless, my sensibilities were rattled by this brush with anarchy/death, more even than watching a Brandon Iron Flick or EVEN a picture of Lex Steele. So I am forming "CLUB DA BURGLAR SECURITY"...our motto "LOOK AT HIM AND DIE (or be forced to LISTEN TO WANKUS 24/7, whichever terrifies u more)" Personally, I thought "U FUCK WIT HIM, WE FUCK WIT U" would be better, but this pic just keeps on popping up in my head...... 
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#98335 - 04/29/05 03:39 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 12/08/03
Posts: 247
Loc: Tone
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#98336 - 04/30/05 05:23 AM
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 01/25/05
Posts: 737
Loc: Wisconsin
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someone is touchy
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#98340 - 04/30/05 09:28 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
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See, its unbelievably inept posts like this that keep me coming back here to the cage. The entertainment provided by Smelly, James, Arab et al, notwithstanding...it never ceases to amaze me the emotions one can stir up by even intimating criticism of a porn "personality".
The smugness of making boatloads of cash with my brain allows me to say:
Porn is Bodily functions for money, shitbreath.... *screenwipe* New Screen...learn to laugh at yourself. U are a fucking joke.
LOL, to be honest i think he hated you from the start B and he would've posted that response no matter what you wrote. He is cracked like his avatar, i need to lay down after that one, ive become the evil klown of words and i hate myself because of it.
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#98341 - 04/30/05 09:36 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
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dude, welcome to his "to kill(if i was smart enough)" list. so dumb, so angry, so bleak a future... teagan-this is what happens when you shake your crying infant!
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