Driving thru Santa Clara early this morning (appx 5am, about 6 hours ago) someone resembling a hybrid Fayner/BjFAN tire-iron wielding Transvestite, with a Kyoto-esque Catlike Mustache, tried to carjack me as I sat at a redlight. I escaped due to quick thinking and a good old american V8 under the hood.

Nonetheless, my sensibilities were rattled by this brush with anarchy/death, more even than watching a Brandon Iron Flick or EVEN a picture of Lex Steele. So I am forming "CLUB DA BURGLAR SECURITY"...our motto "LOOK AT HIM AND DIE (or be forced to LISTEN TO WANKUS 24/7, whichever terrifies u more)" Personally, I thought "U FUCK WIT HIM, WE FUCK WIT U" would be better, but this pic just keeps on popping up in my head......