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kami-is this a sign you're ready to join the secret movement plotting a coup on capital letters? it's a whole different world not thinking about them, you'll see the fourth dimension in pollack soon enough now that you're free. or that might be drugs. whatever-your life will change and your pinky will get some rest.

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I'm having a crisis of capitals. I type decently fast, with relatively few mistakes, but something has been happening lately that's just getting worse and worse.

My timing/hand eye coordination is way off. When I'm typing, I press the shift key to make a letter capital, but I always fuck it up. It's getting to where I now have to go back after typing something just to capitalize the appropriate letters. So, I've just stopped trying. I just type whatever, then go back to capitalize.

But, I'm considering the earth shattering/paradigm shifting idea of eliminating capitals altogether from my internet writing. Liberating, yes, but I'm still on the fEnce.

Oh, and all that was just a diversion from the real meat of this post. Don't tell anyone, but I sometimes jack off to Madison from 1 Dick 2 Chicks #2.

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