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#98204 - 04/28/05 11:54 PM
Ugly Pornstars that still get you off
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
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We all have one , two or in some cases many. pornstars that we know are ugly deep down in that honest part of our body yet we are drawn to for some reason. We never admit to it and usually throw out names like taylor hayes, jesse jane,etc to hide it when we feel people are getting close. Well i say fuck it. lets come clean , lets empty out our ugly porn star closets. i will start with mine.
Three that come to mind
1. janet jacme: her tits are horrible, her vagina looks like its swimming in disease, she has ass pimps regularly, in some scenes she even has hairy arm pits, as for the face lets not go there. YET she fucks like a machine and gives one of the best blow jobs caught on film. She lasted 10 years despite her flaws because of it.
2. elizabeth del mar: Steve holmes/brandon irons like talent, stomach comes out further then her tits, has no upper lip, pug nose and a lazy eye. Yet for some reason she is watchable to me.
3. jersey jaxin : LOL. I have some standards.
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#98205 - 04/29/05 12:53 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
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honestly, john garfield does it for me still. despite the sammy sosa head swelling and the backne.
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Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits
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#98206 - 04/29/05 01:22 AM
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 04/06/05
Posts: 959
Loc: The Outer Labia of Jenna Haze
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Gen Padova. Something about the hair glistening off of her ass. No im not proud to admit that, but somehow it triggers the sperm in my balls to exit my urethra.
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#98208 - 04/29/05 07:49 AM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 04/21/04
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Loc: CO Springs
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Scarlett O'whora Sht! Sht! Shut it! Not a word. 
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#98209 - 04/29/05 11:43 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/19/04
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elizabeth del mar is ugly? if so I guess she goes on my list. and apparently Phylisha anne would be on there too. Although I don't think they are ugly.
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#98210 - 04/29/05 12:10 PM
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Human Garbage
Registered: 07/05/04
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Anna Malle, Nikki Sinn, and Lovette. Not sure why these three do it for me, but they do. Maybe it's because the three will let you do anything you want to them. Lack of standards can be appealing from time to time.
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#98213 - 04/29/05 03:47 PM
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 02/04/05
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Anna Malle, Nikki Sinn, and Lovette. Not sure why these three do it for me, but they do. Maybe it's because the three will let you do anything you want to them. Lack of standards can be appealing from time to time.
Agree. All three have horrendous bolt-ons. Anna and Nikki only got noticed because they were routinely performing anal when it wasn't SOP. By far, Nikki is the skankiest out of three.
Check out her bio.
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#98217 - 04/29/05 07:36 PM
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Ed Hardy Wearing Loser
Registered: 04/07/05
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Loc: the valley
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#98218 - 04/29/05 08:59 PM
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ADT regular
Registered: 03/09/05
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Gen Padova. Something about the hair glistening off of her ass. No im not proud to admit that, but somehow it triggers the sperm in my balls to exit my urethra.
I once knew Gen, we were kinda friends around highschool, she is a pretty girl, even more so in person from what i remember
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#98219 - 04/30/05 08:15 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
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honestly, john garfield does it for me still. despite the sammy sosa head swelling and the backne
Garfield isn't ugly, he would be the fabio of porn if nick manning would leave or get shot in the face.
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Gen Padova. Something about the hair glistening off of her ass. No im not proud to admit that, but somehow it triggers the sperm in my balls to exit my urethra.
To each their own, but i would find it easier to jerk off over a bucket of vomit then anything with gen in it.
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I saw a 'Throatgaggers' which featured a young woman named "Brooklyn Rose" who had both attractive features and repulsive ones, the repulsive ultimately winning out. What made her a turn on was that she was so obviously a piece of cretinously stupid white trash that you just knew that any men who filmed scenes with her would feel disgust and contempt and treat her doubly as disrespectfully as a result. The 'Throatgaggers' scene was tame, but I enjoyed imagining what her other scenes would be like. I've yet to seek them out. They probably couldn't live up to my fantasies anyway.
I think this is the first simp post without why god why in it. im glad to see he is taking steps in the right direction to beat his demons. I also read a funny simp post about funny porn scenes, he mentioned a gangbang scene that involved lana sands and tt boy , a video i actually have that made me laugh my ass off too. Check out his post, i need suction, more suction baby, yeah brother.
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Sht! Sht! Shut it! Not a word.
:-) We are all coming clean toe.
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elizabeth del mar is ugly? if so I guess she goes on my list. and apparently Phylisha anne would be on there too. Although I don't think they are ugly.
Well you wouldn't say she's beautiful or even noticeable in real life. So she qualifies. Then again you have the ADT mentality of being nice beat into you by that 4 foot 6 red headed midget with body issues steph.
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Anna Malle, Nikki Sinn, and Lovette. Not sure why these three do it for me, but they do. Maybe it's because the three will let you do anything you want to them. Lack of standards can be appealing from time to time.
Nice call on anna and lovette. I can see that.
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kami
lol thats cold.
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#98220 - 04/30/05 11:51 AM
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 05/06/04
Posts: 951
Loc: IL
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kami
lol thats cold.
actually I like kami. in fact, she's starring in my next movie: a porn remake of Frankenstein.
I play Dr. Japenstein, kami is the monster, and Ron Jeremy is Igor. However, in this version Igor is a ventriliquist. Igor's puppet is played by Gary Coleman.
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#98221 - 04/30/05 02:39 PM
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 06/03/04
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for some strange reason Byron Long gets me off...
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#98222 - 04/30/05 03:26 PM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 09/07/03
Posts: 565
Loc: State of Moral Decay
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Gen ugly? Kami ugly??? Somebody needs an eye exam!!! They're Goddesses!!!
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#98223 - 04/30/05 04:36 PM
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Whoremaster
Registered: 01/25/04
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dude my job is to get the cum out by any means necessary, if you say i do that for you then Im doin my job!
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#98224 - 04/30/05 05:14 PM
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Porn Jesus
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kami-is this a sign you're ready to join the secret movement plotting a coup on capital letters? it's a whole different world not thinking about them, you'll see the fourth dimension in pollack soon enough now that you're free. or that might be drugs. whatever-your life will change and your pinky will get some rest.
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Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits
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#98226 - 04/30/05 07:03 PM
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Whoremaster
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kami-is this a sign you're ready to join the secret movement plotting a coup on capital letters? it's a whole different world not thinking about them, you'll see the fourth dimension in pollack soon enough now that you're free. or that might be drugs. whatever-your life will change and your pinky will get some rest.
sadly they covered caps in 3rd grade and I had already married my uncle by then 
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#98227 - 04/30/05 08:41 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/19/04
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Quote: elizabeth del mar is ugly? if so I guess she goes on my list. and apparently Phylisha anne would be on there too. Although I don't think they are ugly. Well you wouldn't say she's beautiful or even noticeable in real life. So she qualifies. Then again you have the ADT mentality of being nice beat into you by that 4 foot 6 red headed midget with body issues steph. Suck my dick
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#98229 - 04/30/05 09:18 PM
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Porn Jesus
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I wasn't being literal
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#98233 - 05/01/05 06:26 AM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 04/21/04
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kami-is this a sign you're ready to join the secret movement plotting a coup on capital letters? it's a whole different world not thinking about them, you'll see the fourth dimension in pollack soon enough now that you're free. or that might be drugs. whatever-your life will change and your pinky will get some rest.
I'm having a crisis of capitals. I type decently fast, with relatively few mistakes, but something has been happening lately that's just getting worse and worse.
My timing/hand eye coordination is way off. When I'm typing, I press the shift key to make a letter capital, but I always fuck it up. It's getting to where I now have to go back after typing something just to capitalize the appropriate letters. So, I've just stopped trying. I just type whatever, then go back to capitalize.
But, I'm considering the earth shattering/paradigm shifting idea of eliminating capitals altogether from my internet writing. Liberating, yes, but I'm still on the fEnce. 
Oh, and all that was just a diversion from the real meat of this post. Don't tell anyone, but I sometimes jack off to Madison from 1 Dick 2 Chicks #2.
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#98234 - 05/01/05 08:10 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
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kami-is this a sign you're ready to join the secret movement plotting a coup on capital letters? it's a whole different world not thinking about them, you'll see the fourth dimension in pollack soon enough now that you're free. or that might be drugs. whatever-your life will change and your pinky will get some rest.
I'm having a crisis of capitals. I type decently fast, with relatively few mistakes, but something has been happening lately that's just getting worse and worse.
My timing/hand eye coordination is way off. When I'm typing, I press the shift key to make a letter capital, but I always fuck it up. It's getting to where I now have to go back after typing something just to capitalize the appropriate letters. So, I've just stopped trying. I just type whatever, then go back to capitalize.
But, I'm considering the earth shattering/paradigm shifting idea of eliminating capitals altogether from my internet writing. Liberating, yes, but I'm still on the fEnce.
Oh, and all that was just a diversion from the real meat of this post. Don't tell anyone, but I sometimes jack off to Madison from 1 Dick 2 Chicks #2.
Didn't you just hit the big birthday? It happens like that just expect more of the same I'm afraid.
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#98235 - 05/01/05 08:41 AM
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Whoremaster
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nothing to do with age it's speed it makes everything all double
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#98236 - 05/01/05 02:30 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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nothing to do with age it's speed it makes everything all double
yeah crank will do it too.
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#98237 - 05/02/05 12:26 AM
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Porn Jesus
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Does sydnee steele count?. Pre surgery i would say for sure but now its a blur. Need the board to push this one way or another.
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#98244 - 05/03/05 07:02 AM
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Porn Jesus
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That pic closes the case, she defiantly makes the list, her face is very Sharon mitchellese.
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