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i'd rate pygmies ahead of trannies because they consume very few of our planet's dwindling resources, can't fashion weapons more dangerous than blowguns and are small, funny and adorable. trannies are useless and cry and bleed on buses--they've got no place on my ark.




My God that's beautiful. Jesus Christ, I almost began to weep in appreciation of the malevolent evil in this post.

I've met the cracked out Bus Tranny, the Buying Hygiene Products at Walgreens Tranny (WHY?!), and my favorite, the I Thought It Was Drag Night But Why Are All of These Angry Meat-Eating People In the Club? Tranny. Then there's the Creepy Bald Guy Buying Panties Tranny that you come across when hunting down ties at department stores. They make broad jokes about buying size XXXL garter belts for their wives while breaking out in a cold sweat and believe they're fooling someone. That's the saddest tranny. If our financial institutions haven't yet given a credit card for easy online shopping to everyone, they ought to get one for that guy.
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