Ass Games is w/o a shadow of doubt one of the finest pieces of Haley pornography ever. Actually, both the Katja Kassin and Haley scenes belong at the apex of this pervert’s tip sheet on best performances each for these particularly hot stars and through their helpful blessings Skeeter tops all of kink-master Thring’s Private output and that is probably the highest compliment I can bestow upon him.
Basically, the one thing I’ll say for Skeeter is that not since Deep Cheeks 9 has Haley looked this great, and she obviously knows exactly what Skeeter expects from her performance now that she’s got name recognition yet still BEST utilized in gonzo like this. I’ve noticed recently that she has been working for Vivid, but the stills I’ve seen don’t come near Haley here and back in Deep Cheeks 9; which parallel each other somehow in my skewed universe like about as close as it gets to fucking Haley the way she should be fucked on camera or just watching the way her bottom lip quivers w/ unspoken poems to my balls when she exhales cigarette smoke.
Another thing you can blame Skeeter for is gettin’ Smut hooked on Haley and he has stepped up his game for Private like he should b/c he’s got to represent the US. That he does spectacularly and this dvd should be placed in long distant satellites to show alien cultures what the fuck L.A’s all about, bitch. I’d like to see it float past planet x broacasting Ass Games to the whole wide universe if possible. I know I’m crazy, but that’s just because I’ve seen the truth. Modern era fetish wear is the hottest it’s ever been now that digital raunch is the slick glitzy reflection of our decadent porno-mad computer future world shining like smut boots just for the sleazy ride L.A. wild style and compared to the weirdo territory that Private’s Fetish Machine flirts w/ to spoil my yankee needs this shows some restraint b/c Smut says be kinky, not creepy. Actually, keep the fetish clothes toned just to confectionary lust b/c where would a cake be w/o frosting and Smutmutant always demands icing on the eye candycakes that he loves to see.
The dvd starts off w/a tremendous tease scene by teutonik Katja Kassin looking nasty in Western ways euros can’t properly address b/c America still has a gunlock on all things porno for the creation of high stakes hard-on entertainment. Katja fits the bill w/ that icy Nordic Jell-O ass jiggle baps from thrill-heavenly hell great to watch get fucked. This scene one-ups some of her best scenes for Jules and Mark Wood. Yeah, Katsumi is better here than elsewhere, but my flesh fickle never saw her fuck worth the watch. Michelle B. is a fly openin’ Brit tart, but her pseudo-wogs were terrordomes when compared to the real titty competition here yet great when placed next to Nomi’s fake hillocks from hell. Lastly, Estella is a 7 ft ganglion who dwarfs her stud like a sideshow freak.
Smut assessment: Ass Games is deliciously grinding porn analcore for the connoisseur of extreme raunch to savor for years to cum from Private’s short-lived foray into the finest whiskey pussy west of the Pecos, hombres.[Private Extreme]