I dispute absolutely nothing you say about him.

However, the thing that has saved him in my eyes, up to now, is that I can almost always count on the girl's feet being in the goddamn shot.

But, and this is a dealbreaker 'but', even I as a self professed foot fetish beast cannot look past him having his own jizz, or any jizz for that matter, spit back into his mouth.

Mark, you are dead to me.