Coochie: I just don't get you, man. I mean, we've established the fact that you are into the interracial homo thing...cool. But when I read shit that makes me believe you are beating off to my scenes and strangling yourself while doing it...whoa! I gotta draw the line at that, you kinked-out little freak. I'm sorry you only want to watch beastiality movies starring Tony T. Maybe Jeff can put you in the next PERVERTED STORIES. You can play yourself. And, please, this will be on camera so wash your skidmarked underwear that you gag on while masturbating.

Biff: I apologize. You are right. People should not use me in scenes. It costs me more money than I make in reorders. It's kind of like they say that if Bill Gates drops a $100 bill, he loses money if he stops to pick it up. Thank you for your kind words of inspiration. I see now that I need to promote my stuff even more heavily to convert foes into friends.

Thanks, friend....now go join Coochie and Mr. T in their little game of whack-a-mole under your sheets.

Nite Nite,
Brandon
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