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I can't wait for the day a boyfriend of some broad your bangin' for a shoot just beats the tar out of your midget ass.

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. For some reason whenever the show cheaters is on i think Brandon and steve holmes would be perfect hosts for it. " what are you doing man?, you have a good women at home worrying about you everynight" guy responds "uhh that ain't me man, i think its my twin brother" crying women sobs " ahhh youuu don'tt ohhh whyy have a twin brother waa" Then steve presents himself as the perfect revenge sex rebounder for the distraught woman while brandon films with a camera filming a naked brandon filming the sex and slapping his own penis, his trademark and perhaps where the ball punching fad originated from.

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Don't be concerned about the boyfriends. Whores are meant to be enjoyed on their own. Don't think of them as real human beings with feelings, thoughts, relationships, etc. Just consume them and discard them.
You obviously are not a true porn fan, so fuck you in your xxx-hating ass.

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