1. Don't be concerned about the boyfriends. Whores are meant to be enjoyed on their own. Don't think of them as real human beings with feelings, thoughts, relationships, etc. Just consume them and discard them.
You obviously are not a true porn fan, so fuck you in your xxx-hating ass.

2. I don't have tar in my ass. Remove the bug that's up yours and get over your feelings of worthlessness. Stop taking your anger out on midgets, or "little people" as we refer to ourselves.