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What happened, someone threaten to cut you




Not really. I was banging this light skin secretary a few months before i decided to sell my sun dried tomato empire. Everything was cool, she seemed normal and down to earth and i figured it would end without much fuss. I was wrong all of a sudden its crazy negro from the ghetto, claiming that shes pregnant with my child and how im denying our child and how she wants the best for this child and a bunch of other stuff followed by child. At this point im feeling pretty good i always used protection and i doubt my sperm is strong enough to make it through, im no Brandon irons but im not peter north either. I used my years of maury show training and did my best im a 140% sure im not that baby's daddy, she was sleeping with 5 different men at the time stuff, right?. THEN she comes up with the whole you better pay up without demanding a dna test otherwise baby papa joe (her father) and my cousin suga bear going to fuck some shit up. I don't take to threats too well so i told she could go fuck herself. Turns out i misread her hand as a bluff, my car is fucked up and i got a threatening letter. So i ask where are the normal black women at?

Mom?
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"I hope someone runs you over with their car."-guapo