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#97666 - 04/25/05 08:00 PM Whats wrong with Black women?
Smelly Monkey Offline
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They are either high strung hood rats or think they are the second coming of oprah , queen of the motherland. Where are the normal black women at?.
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#97667 - 04/25/05 08:03 PM Re: Whats wrong with Black women?
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
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Registered: 04/19/04
Posts: 7888
Loc: Carpathian Mountains
They around
What happened, someone threaten to cut you
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#97668 - 04/25/05 08:07 PM Re: Whats wrong with Black women?
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Registered: 02/04/05
Posts: 1024
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Where are the normal black women at?.




http://karadavis.com/home.html


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#97669 - 04/25/05 08:16 PM Re: Whats wrong with Black women?
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Registered: 07/23/04
Posts: 2723
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Quote:

Where are the normal black women at?.




http://karadavis.com/home.html






Damn you are quick Klown.
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#97670 - 04/25/05 08:33 PM Re: Whats wrong with Black women?
Evil Klown Offline
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Registered: 02/04/05
Posts: 1024
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Damn you are quick Klown.




Not really...normally fettered by the Chalupa genes... Even a blind squirrel finds a nut once in a while

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#97671 - 04/25/05 08:40 PM Re: Whats wrong with Black women?
Cerberus Offline
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Registered: 07/23/04
Posts: 2723
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Damn you are quick Klown.




Not really...normally fettered by the Chalupa genes... Even a blind squirrel finds a nut once in a while





Down my way we would say...]Even a blind hog can find an acorn every now and then.
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#97672 - 04/26/05 07:01 AM Re: Whats wrong with Black women?
Smelly Monkey Offline
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Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
Quote:

They around
What happened, someone threaten to cut you





Not really. I was banging this light skin secretary a few months before i decided to sell my sun dried tomato empire. Everything was cool, she seemed normal and down to earth and i figured it would end without much fuss. I was wrong all of a sudden its crazy negro from the ghetto, claiming that shes pregnant with my child and how im denying our child and how she wants the best for this child and a bunch of other stuff followed by child. At this point im feeling pretty good i always used protection and i doubt my sperm is strong enough to make it through, im no Brandon irons but im not peter north either. I used my years of maury show training and did my best im a 140% sure im not that baby's daddy, she was sleeping with 5 different men at the time stuff, right?. THEN she comes up with the whole you better pay up without demanding a dna test otherwise baby papa joe (her father) and my cousin suga bear going to fuck some shit up. I don't take to threats too well so i told she could go fuck herself. Turns out i misread her hand as a bluff, my car is fucked up and i got a threatening letter. So i ask where are the normal black women at?
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#97673 - 04/26/05 08:57 AM Re: Whats wrong with Black women?
Toelicker Offline
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Registered: 04/21/04
Posts: 3899
Loc: CO Springs
I think xxxbit is the only one.

Oh, and Sambura is pretty normal. We went out for wine and desert at Ruth's Chris last night.

She went on and on about her childhood ambition to play concert piano. I told her to just stick with Opera singing, and to be happy with what God gave her.

She paid the check. Afterwards, I wanted to make a move, but I respect her decision to wait until marriage. She is a true Proverb 31 woman.

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#97674 - 04/26/05 02:02 PM Re: Whats wrong with Black women?
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
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Posts: 7888
Loc: Carpathian Mountains
Hey Monkey- did she do the whole head wobble and finger wave antics while she read you the riot act.
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#97675 - 04/26/05 07:45 PM Re: Whats wrong with Black women?
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Registered: 12/13/03
Posts: 2376
Loc: Rockin' the Z5U
Quote:

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They around
What happened, someone threaten to cut you





Not really. I was banging this light skin secretary a few months before i decided to sell my sun dried tomato empire. Everything was cool, she seemed normal and down to earth and i figured it would end without much fuss. I was wrong all of a sudden its crazy negro from the ghetto, claiming that shes pregnant with my child and how im denying our child and how she wants the best for this child and a bunch of other stuff followed by child. At this point im feeling pretty good i always used protection and i doubt my sperm is strong enough to make it through, im no Brandon irons but im not peter north either. I used my years of maury show training and did my best im a 140% sure im not that baby's daddy, she was sleeping with 5 different men at the time stuff, right?. THEN she comes up with the whole you better pay up without demanding a dna test otherwise baby papa joe (her father) and my cousin suga bear going to fuck some shit up. I don't take to threats too well so i told she could go fuck herself. Turns out i misread her hand as a bluff, my car is fucked up and i got a threatening letter. So i ask where are the normal black women at?


Mom?
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#97676 - 04/26/05 07:59 PM Re: Whats wrong with Black women?
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Registered: 12/10/04
Posts: 261
Vasectomy's are really cool.

Now I just give them a blank stare accuse them of cheating on me. When they lie and say there's been no else I pop the vasectomy on them.

It's fun to see the panic in the eyes as they try and figure out the next lie or act of desperation.
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#97677 - 04/26/05 08:11 PM Re: Whats wrong with Black women?
Juke Offline
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Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 242
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Vasectomy's are really cool.

Now I just give them a blank stare accuse them of cheating on me. When they lie and say there's been no else I pop the vasectomy on them.

It's fun to see the panic in the eyes as they try and figure out the next lie or act of desperation.




hell yeah LOL. I'd love to have seen that, I can imagine a blank stare while
the wheels spin...then the storm of curses and tears.
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#97678 - 04/26/05 10:15 PM Re: Whats wrong with Black women?
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Registered: 07/05/04
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Turns out i misread her hand as a bluff, my car is fucked up and i got a threatening letter.




Well at least she left your mailbox alone.
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#97679 - 04/26/05 10:17 PM Re: Whats wrong with Black women?
Smelly Monkey Offline
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Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
Yes cleet, i got the whole nine yards


Nice to see you back bish

and the only sure thing against pregnancy is no sex or you cut your entire penis off, the little snip has flaws.
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#97680 - 04/27/05 03:36 AM Re: Whats wrong with Black women?
Too Damned Ugly Offline
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Registered: 12/10/04
Posts: 261
Not my little snip. I had all four tubes (yes I have four) cut and chemically burned. Then everything was tested and double tested to make sure that no sperm were present.

When confronted with that fact she got that blank <oh shit> look and left. I was laughing at her during all this and that only made things worse.

You should have heard the stories she told later. Women are really vengeful when their financial hopes are dashed.

In this state whoever losses on the dna test has to pay for it so I was more then happy to have it done.
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#97681 - 04/27/05 06:53 AM Re: Whats wrong with Black women?
Smelly Monkey Offline
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Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
Quote:

Well at least she left your mailbox alone.





Yes , what is it with black people and fucking up cars and mailboxes?, Was that like a huge sign of disrespect in the motherland?.


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Not my little snip. I had all four tubes (yes I have four) cut and chemically burned. Then everything was tested and double tested to make sure that no sperm were present.

When confronted with that fact she got that blank <oh shit> look and left. I was laughing at her during all this and that only made things worse.

You should have heard the stories she told later. Women are really vengeful when their financial hopes are dashed.

In this state whoever losses on the dna test has to pay for it so I was more then happy to have it done.






But doesn't shooting like brandon irons and marc Anthony make you feel like less of a man?. i mean kids pretty much raise themselves these days with tv and the internet being a deadbeat dad isn't as bad as it used to be pre cable days.
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#97682 - 04/27/05 06:59 PM Re: Whats wrong with Black women?
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Registered: 12/10/04
Posts: 261

I don't know what your talking about on irons and Anthony.


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#97683 - 04/27/05 07:56 PM Re: Whats wrong with Black women?
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Sorry, Monkey. I do the best I can.
Maybe I ought to up the zinc dosage...
Railee Deen could have ate a lot more cum in A GOOD SOURCE OF IRON #4....and she did, too.

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#97684 - 04/27/05 08:38 PM Re: Whats wrong with Black women?
Random Offline
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Registered: 01/12/05
Posts: 1342
Dude, you get some nasty looking broads for your movies. She's got bad teeth and bad skin. Blah.



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#97685 - 04/27/05 08:41 PM Re: Whats wrong with Black women?
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
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Registered: 04/19/04
Posts: 7888
Loc: Carpathian Mountains
I don't think Helen of Troy would look good that close-up,from that angle
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#97686 - 04/27/05 09:00 PM Re: Whats wrong with Black women?
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Dude, you get some nasty looking broads for your movies. She's got bad teeth and bad skin. Blah.
-- Yup! Just how I like 'em! Seriously, Railee did a great job and enjoyed eating lots of cum. Just don't be complaining about girls like Melissa Lauren, Hillary Scott, Jackie Ashe, and Alicia Allighetti (among others) in the next one.
This series is only blossoming at Vol. 4. Stick with it and you'll see where it goes in a few volumes.







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#97687 - 04/27/05 09:02 PM Re: Whats wrong with Black women?
Smelly Monkey Offline
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Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
Yeah shit Brandon. I take it back just don't go waving that picture around anymore.
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#97688 - 04/27/05 10:14 PM Re: Whats wrong with Black women?
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Registered: 11/14/04
Posts: 1460
Loc: Down there
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Sorry, Monkey. I do the best I can.
Maybe I ought to up the zinc dosage...
Railee Deen could have ate a lot more cum in A GOOD SOURCE OF IRON #4....and she did, too.




I can't wait for the day a boyfriend of some broad your bangin' for a shoot just beats the tar out of your midget ass.
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#97689 - 04/28/05 02:19 AM Re: Whats wrong with Black women?
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Registered: 04/18/03
Posts: 9174
Loc: Penalty Box
1. Don't be concerned about the boyfriends. Whores are meant to be enjoyed on their own. Don't think of them as real human beings with feelings, thoughts, relationships, etc. Just consume them and discard them.
You obviously are not a true porn fan, so fuck you in your xxx-hating ass.

2. I don't have tar in my ass. Remove the bug that's up yours and get over your feelings of worthlessness. Stop taking your anger out on midgets, or "little people" as we refer to ourselves.

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#97690 - 04/28/05 08:10 AM Re: Whats wrong with Black women?
Smelly Monkey Offline
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Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
Quote:

I can't wait for the day a boyfriend of some broad your bangin' for a shoot just beats the tar out of your midget ass.




. For some reason whenever the show cheaters is on i think Brandon and steve holmes would be perfect hosts for it. " what are you doing man?, you have a good women at home worrying about you everynight" guy responds "uhh that ain't me man, i think its my twin brother" crying women sobs " ahhh youuu don'tt ohhh whyy have a twin brother waa" Then steve presents himself as the perfect revenge sex rebounder for the distraught woman while brandon films with a camera filming a naked brandon filming the sex and slapping his own penis, his trademark and perhaps where the ball punching fad originated from.


Quote:

Don't be concerned about the boyfriends. Whores are meant to be enjoyed on their own. Don't think of them as real human beings with feelings, thoughts, relationships, etc. Just consume them and discard them.
You obviously are not a true porn fan, so fuck you in your xxx-hating ass.





I really want to know what fucked brandon up. i don't think it was getting his heart and nuts stepped on by a woman. I feel this goes deeper.
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#97691 - 04/28/05 09:22 AM Re: Whats wrong with Black women?
Jeff Steward Offline
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Registered: 04/14/03
Posts: 7408
Loc: JM Productions
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Sorry, Monkey. I do the best I can.
Maybe I ought to up the zinc dosage...
Railee Deen could have ate a lot more cum in A GOOD SOURCE OF IRON #4....and she did, too.






What the fuck does this post have to do with the topic of this thread?This thread is about "Whats wrong with Black women?" and out of nowhere here comes Brandon posting photos of some ugly crack whore with horses teeth and shes not even black?WTF.
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#97692 - 04/28/05 11:29 AM Re: Whats wrong with Black women?
Coochie Monster Offline
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Registered: 04/06/05
Posts: 959
Loc: The Outer Labia of Jenna Haze
I think Brandon holds a thing against women because his very own mother passed along the short and balding genes. He's just holding a grudge against her. Its simliar to those conspiracy theorists who say that Hitler's dad was Jewish and walked out on him, which is the reason he went out to eliminate all of the Jews.

Its either those reasons stated above.... or maybe he's really and just hasnt come to grips with the fact that he himself wants to be manhandled by a Frank Towers.

In any case I think Brandon Irons should star in the new Good Source of Iron, as the bitch that gargles all of the cum
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#97693 - 04/28/05 02:41 PM Re: Whats wrong with Black women?
Brandon_Iron Offline
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Registered: 04/18/03
Posts: 9174
Loc: Penalty Box
Jeff, is that any way to greet one of your best members?
I was responding to Smelly's rant...

"But doesn't shooting like brandon irons and marc Anthony make you feel like less of a man?"

Granted I am no Monkey, but I try my best. With all the shit talking that goes on around here, a picture says a thousand words. Ever since I learned how to post images, I cannot stop! This board has been the greatest learning experience in promoting movies. For that, I thank you.

Coochie: First, get an avatar with a female on it. I don't care that your preference is for 80's black men with mohawks, but keep it to yourself. I pity da fool who is fixated on unrequited love from members of the A Team. A lot has happened in the world since you first whacked off in your room staring at Mr. T's poster and choking yourself with multiple gold chains. Get out more often, my friend...and stop doing that auto-erotic asphyixiation thing. It's dangerous!

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#97694 - 04/28/05 04:27 PM Re: Whats wrong with Black women?
Coochie Monster Offline
Gay For Pay

Registered: 04/06/05
Posts: 959
Loc: The Outer Labia of Jenna Haze
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Coochie: First, get an avatar with a female on it. I don't care that your preference is for 80's black men with mohawks, but keep it to yourself. I pity da fool who is fixated on unrequited love from members of the A Team. A lot has happened in the world since you first whacked off in your room staring at Mr. T's poster and choking yourself with multiple gold chains. Get out more often, my friend...and stop doing that auto-erotic asphyixiation thing. It's dangerous!




The only time i ever try to strangle myself is having to sit through one of your scenes. Im not really into the whole balding midget porno fetish, but hey whatever floats people's boats. Id rather watch Tony T bang a camel in the ass and be shipped off to Iraq than watch Mr. Terrence and Phillip have sex on film. But hey we don't have to buy what we dont like! "Only In America"

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#97695 - 04/28/05 07:44 PM Re: Whats wrong with Black women?
BIFF™ Offline
Sex Slave Trader

Registered: 11/14/04
Posts: 1460
Loc: Down there
Quote:

1. Don't be concerned about the boyfriends. Whores are meant to be enjoyed on their own. Don't think of them as real human beings with feelings, thoughts, relationships, etc. Just consume them and discard them.
You obviously are not a true porn fan, so fuck you in your xxx-hating ass.

2. I don't have tar in my ass. Remove the bug that's up yours and get over your feelings of worthlessness. Stop taking your anger out on midgets, or "little people" as we refer to ourselves.




Amazing. You can count to 2. Now do the world a favor a punch yourself repeatedly in the face. When you've had enough of that, pour ammonia on the wounds. If anyone had any sense they wouldn't use you in scenes and consumers wouldn't buy your movies. Thank God for renting.

And as Jeff said, stay on topic, you dopey fuck.
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#97696 - 04/28/05 09:13 PM Re: Whats wrong with Biff?
Brandon_Iron Offline
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Coochie: I just don't get you, man. I mean, we've established the fact that you are into the interracial homo thing...cool. But when I read shit that makes me believe you are beating off to my scenes and strangling yourself while doing it...whoa! I gotta draw the line at that, you kinked-out little freak. I'm sorry you only want to watch beastiality movies starring Tony T. Maybe Jeff can put you in the next PERVERTED STORIES. You can play yourself. And, please, this will be on camera so wash your skidmarked underwear that you gag on while masturbating.

Biff: I apologize. You are right. People should not use me in scenes. It costs me more money than I make in reorders. It's kind of like they say that if Bill Gates drops a $100 bill, he loses money if he stops to pick it up. Thank you for your kind words of inspiration. I see now that I need to promote my stuff even more heavily to convert foes into friends.

Thanks, friend....now go join Coochie and Mr. T in their little game of whack-a-mole under your sheets.

Nite Nite,
Brandon
www.platinumxpictures.com

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#97697 - 04/28/05 10:11 PM Re: Whats wrong with Biff?
jamesn Offline
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Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
off topic but i've asked you politely several times-what kind of visa/non-immigrant status did they give you for "porn director"? did the canadian thing get you in or are you going for citizenship?
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#97698 - 04/28/05 11:42 PM Re: Whats wrong with Biff?
Smelly Monkey Offline
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Quote:

off topic but i've asked you politely several times-what kind of visa/non-immigrant status did they give you for "porn director"? did the canadian thing get you in or are you going for citizenship?







he ticked entertainer. I want to see more of steve holmes and brandon together. tandem dancing to tina turner's private dancer.
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#97699 - 04/29/05 12:58 AM Re: Whats wrong with Biff?
jamesn Offline
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Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
i think steve's just goofy enough i'd buy a platinum x movie featuring nothing but him in a high-school gym with an old-school leather football helmet trying to dodge thousands of baseballs shot at him by means of a dozen pitching machines.
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#97700 - 04/29/05 01:20 AM Re: Whats wrong with Biff?
Coochie Monster Offline
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Registered: 04/06/05
Posts: 959
Loc: The Outer Labia of Jenna Haze
Mr philosopher Brandon, where did we establish the interacial homo thing. Ive got mr t as my avitar because a few people seem to find it funny. you on the other hand will always be a bald midget in the mold of terrence and phillip, a canadian uncle fucker. i suggest you go find lara roxx and lay into her with a good source of iron, maybe give her a bakers dozen, or let her bite off your ten little pigges. maybe youll contract hiv and eventually die from AIDS. You do about as much good for porn as mike tyson does for boxing eat a dick have a nice day
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#97701 - 04/29/05 08:32 AM Re: Whats wrong with Biff?
Nosey Offline
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Registered: 12/16/04
Posts: 85
Loc: Florida
shit monkey is that true ? well after living in America for 5 years I've come to realize that the uneducated ones ... love to broadcast their stupidity... they wear it like a fucking gold medal. they are either whore/ghetto/golddiggers/ghetto/ or just plain crazy.


and the problem with the educated ones is they will always think they are better.

god just come to the Caribbean lots of nice dark women here ! and they have class too ! can you believe it ?

I normally stay far away from american black women so does my sister and all my caribbean friends !
stupid American rap culture its the fall of the black race I swear !!!

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#97702 - 04/29/05 10:30 AM Re: Whats wrong with Biff?
Brandon_Iron Offline
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If nothing else, Coochie, we've established that I am brain-washing you into knowing the names of my products. Thank you for the unsolicited endorsement. At least we know you pay attention to the posts about Platinum X product in general and my movies in particular.
As a way of saying thanks, I am sending you a Mr. T doll with removable mohawk and kung fu grip. Knowing that you will fuck yourself in the ass with it, I hope you also enjoy handjobs from your 12" plastic lover from time to time. Did you know there are several states that recognize same-sex marriage? Go as far away from California, please, and find peace with Mr. T. We won't judge you....honest.


Jamesn: I only have time to deal with one homo today. You see that I've wasted it on Coochie. Seeing that your fascination is elderly Korean dictators, I am going to have to ignore you.

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#97703 - 04/29/05 11:17 AM Re: Whats wrong with Biff?
Coochie Monster Offline
Gay For Pay

Registered: 04/06/05
Posts: 959
Loc: The Outer Labia of Jenna Haze
Brandon you really are a funny little guy. Although you claim to be sending me a gift, i must say that i cannot accept it. I've never really been comfortable accepting gifts without having already given somebody something. So before you send the Mr T doll, I would like to send you an entire film collection documenting the most recent years of your existence. I present to you the Leprechaun Pot of Gore Collection, and as an added bonus im going to throw in Darby O'Gill and the Little People. Its such a big world, you shouldnt feel so small. These films go to show you that there are in fact little bitches just like you out there
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#97704 - 04/29/05 11:18 AM Re: Whats wrong with Biff?
Soopergrizz Offline
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Registered: 02/23/05
Posts: 3724
Loc: Paddling my canoe in the wild
Brandon,

Not that you've asked for it, but you've earned my respect - that was some funny shit.



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#97705 - 04/29/05 02:14 PM Re: Whats wrong with Biff?
jamesn Offline
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Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
a polite answer would have taken less time than what you wrote. if you're going to continue dodging it and being a prick, i'll just have it checked out at st.alban's next week, in which case you'd better be a citizen or close, because i ain't heard of no temporary deal like h-1bs or L-1As being approved for "pornographer".
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#97706 - 04/29/05 04:29 PM Re: Whats wrong with Biff?
Brandon_Iron Offline
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Jamesn: Psst...ever hear of another Canadian-born director who works at Red Light District? He operates a legal, legit, tax-paying business organization. Honestly, it's not your bad attitude that makes you a prick. It's your ignorance. As I've responded to you in the past (but you failed to comprehend), please feel free to drop by any time you'd like at Platinum X with all your questions and concerns. You are always welcome and we value our customers.

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#97707 - 04/29/05 06:08 PM Re: Whats wrong with Biff?
jamesn Offline
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Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
your defensiveness worries me. convince me not to pick up the new hobby of trying to get your companies full of foreigners flagged for an INS audit. free for me, not for you.
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#97708 - 04/30/05 08:06 AM Re: Whats wrong with Biff?
Smelly Monkey Offline
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Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
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shit monkey is that true ? well after living in America for 5 years I've come to realize that the uneducated ones ... love to broadcast their stupidity... they wear it like a fucking gold medal. they are either whore/ghetto/golddiggers/ghetto/ or just plain crazy.


and the problem with the educated ones is they will always think they are better.

god just come to the Caribbean lots of nice dark women here ! and they have class too ! can you believe it ?

I normally stay far away from american black women so does my sister and all my caribbean friends !
stupid American rap culture its the fall of the black race I swear !!!






HOLY SHIT. This post alone is enough to let sammura out of her cage and remove her muzzle.

Anyways, you moved back home nosey?, When did this happen?.


(isn't it funny that you never see nosey and bishop in the same room at the same time?)
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#97709 - 06/17/05 11:38 PM Re: Whats wrong with Biff?
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Registered: 05/18/04
Posts: 119
Loc: Los Angeles, CA
ah, forget it...

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